they should make airpods that aren’t shit

who up at 5AM writing a email to some random company and zarah sultana pleading for them to give my membership money back

cleaned vaporiser and now everything is great.

large pimple on my back

need to start actually being funny over here as well

ya soshla s uma…

the 4PM nights have begun.

telling someone you’re autistic and then they start looking at you like you’re travis the chimp about to strike again

i genuinely think usage of this app would skyrocket if they called it Flutter

constantly paranoid about people i know potentially secretly following me/reading my tweets but then i feel like that’s really narcissistic so i feel ashamed of feeling paranoid .

me: i do not want to tell anyone how to live but perhaps your opinions shouldn’t overstep on the rights of others and you should treat me with a decent level of respect as another human being evadentz home planet: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!??!!!!???!!!??!

not to be like one of those people who get #SERTRALINE! printed on a tshirt but propranolol really is that girl

actually enjoying poosky i feel like this is where eva can be eva 🫶🧘‍♂️ not that like im not eva on twitter but i can be even more eva here as i have been coaxed into a false sense of security that because there’s less eyes on me

the way this never happened

i do not want to be an influencer i do stupid shit all the time actually

i looked at mytwitter message requests and one of them was like “hey. are you one of those people that can’t start the day without the perfect cup of coffee? 🫶☺️” and the message literally directly under that was someone calling me fat and ugly

sometimes i wonder if im going psycho but then i realise i think this actually might be a valid reaction to being surrounded by fucking fascism rearing its head in my back garden… terrified of looking like the bad guy bc i got upset with a family member because he reposted some nazi bullshit

As Israel reneges on deal made with Hezbollah, it flouts terms of truce in Gaza by delaying aid to hungry Palestinians.

evadentz notice: i have been posting links of my fave music and some of this is slavic pop and while i still love the songs theres been a few times where i checked the artist’s wikipedia page and it turns out they’re horrible and i don’t mean to endorse these people im just gay and like a beat

html coders:

happy with my body for the first time in forever

cried over my dogs starting to go grey

labour promised shabana mahmood an unlimited supply of cunty bobs and eyebrows as long as she turned her back completely on the people that need her to stand up for what’s right

#traumadump thinking about if my adhd was caught and treated earlier i wouldn’t of been 300 pounds at 16

why is nothing working

not in a bag stopping way do not get me wrong i don’t want anyone to get in trouble but i need a video essay one day of how record companies ALLEGEDLY awkwardly use twitter to promote bc surely it is like the worst kept secret ever.

hello i am very anti-gay nation please sit down and watch my country’s national tradition of broadcasting the gayest performance you have ever seen performed by the gayest person you have ever seen at a no loads refused suck and fuck jamboree

stumbled upon this remix with a stupid arguably 80s album cover that has a song from the 2000s in it but it’s excellent open.spotify.com/track/57iAs5...

do you like my comic

feeling a mean energy in the air

really excited to announce that 20 million impressions on twitter made me £27

BOOKMARKS

the way i look like this

brought new era here too hello!

90% of the things i have made for twitter have been done entirely on my phone so i look forward to being able to someday provide quality content i have actually put effort into

can i post my own gifs yet

pansexuals changing their mind :

Houses in Zelda games:

think i have POTs

i am really over it

is it ok to stop taking your adhd meds for 3 days bc your chemist is shite