i fear years of sun content and american-christian grifters have made us forget that in the “good ol days” when “men were men” they were cutting about like this

it’s funny to think that like before the 2010s you couldn’t keep british men out of drag btw. like world war ii when we were getting put through a blender the men would be like ok let’s put on a frock and serve elegance. and it was cunt!

they should let me have channel 4 as a treat so they stop commissioning 70 more series of gogglebox and start serving again

sometimes the amount i overshare as evadentz feels obnoxious and embarrassing especially bc i have more exposure on twitter and idk if me doing that sometimes is me keeping it real or if it will bite me in the ass and i should just get a diary

everything is gaudy and obnoxious bring back 00s minimalism. like i get minimalism is annoying when people tell you to be annoyed about it with logos but pick a theme and pick a feature colour and paint those walls white tout suite.

i went here and everyone knew you

her immediately needing a piss????

british people’s cruelty to trans people and minorities will be their downfall i speak that into existence and i will see the harvest

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Oh hello yes

it is rather funny that the same generation that was like EVERY CHILD IS GETTING DIAGNOSED WITH ADHD!!! MY BABBY IS NOT GOING ON MEDS is thinking that a load of people in their 20s/30s being late diagnosed is like utter twilight zone shit and a huge conspiracy

upset bc i’m remembering when i found the BB5 diary room chair on ebay for £50 and i was gonna buy it but i needed to pick it up and everyone was like oh it’ll be more in petrol than it’s worth so i didn’t have the means to and then rylan clark bought it

am i a dick

NEED…

meanwhile on the apple news app

listening to big brother with headphones is horrendous anytime there’s an eating scene bc you can hear absolutely everything and plates scraping and then they decide to stick dennis rodman into the house and he just makes nonstop mouth sounds

i love archive.org from the bottom of my heart but the download speeds take years off my life

i have decided i am the most annoying person ever and feel quite embarrassed

there really being nowhere to hide on social media now

old BB is the most excellent background noise actually while you do stuff. you’re not properly watching it bc you’ve seen it and if you miss anything it’s like ok i missed something out of a big brother episode from 2007.

i would love to do big brother but it would have to not be a half arsed visual slop abomination on autopilot regurgitated from the wretched bowels of ITV first… and i’m 26 this year so the likelihood of that happening is becoming smaller and smaller

winter in khia britain will be my downfall

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worked out properly properly for the first time since starting my adhd meds last year and i have a migraine

need to neurodiverge with this queen on the traitors

now why is eurovision on this app

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twitter not remotely working for me today

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i have don’t tell the bride on in the background and it is just making me even more disillusioned with men and relationships and britain in general

imagine paying your licence fee and the BBC makes you watch max balegde for half an hour