Did anyone else go back to Twitter and want to be my friend there…….

I have no one to send John Pork memes too 😞

I still don’t understand what Dubai chocolate is

Something cathartic about scream singing vanish into you in the car by yourself

Chappell yearning songs are elite frfr

You’re either intelligent/cool/funny enough to understand Meg Stalter or you’re not

Guys I can’t stop watching the sinister video of jojo Siwa singing Bette Davis eyes

I NEED her to bring him back to the villa so I can witness Ace looking up at him 😭😭😭 #loveisland #loveislandusa

The bounce back is so iconic. #loveislandusa #loveisland

Don’t cry about Jalen leaving and saying Huda should’ve gone home. That man is boring (sweetheart and I wish him nothing but the best) and Huda is going to give us more chaos. Some of yall are new to reality tv. I can tell who’s been to bravo boot camp and who hasn’t! #loveisland #loveislandusa

Nic’s t shirt. Mommy’s little meatball. I don’t even like momma’s boys but I can’t help it with him. #loveisland #loveislandusa

LMAO WHAT IS WRONG W THIS MAN! So messy. He low key needs a producer credit #loveisland #loveislandusa

The locked doors 😭😭😭 Love Island really is a humiliation ritual. #loveisland #loveislandusa

The hyperventilating on the photo booth picture hahhahahah I’m CACKLING! This show is so unserious I love them #loveislandusa

Ace’s speech lmaoooo he’s been WAITING to say that! Hate him but he ate that one little thing #loveislandusa

Amaya crying in the villa like she’s in her own telenovela plzzz im so obsessed with her! #loveislandusa

I hate how the boys (mainly Ace) are so demonic they are making people lose the plot and forget Austin is a trumper!!!!! #loveisland #loveislandusa

K but srsly we need Cierra and chelley to couple up so we have a couple to root for! #loveisland #loveislandusa

Cierra and Chelley kiss! We won! #loveisland #loveislandusa

What the actual fuck #loveislandusa #loveisland

If vanilla mace and I met irl I just know we’d fall in love

The thing about this season of Summer House that pmo the most is that Jesse and West are such fuckers it made Kyle look like a saint and the best guy in the group #summerhouse

Kyle crying with Ciara like the empath he is. #SummerHouse

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again I hate that Nick Viall has a platform of any sort. Like why and who listens to him blehck

Luann’s impact omg!! #metgala

The Rehearsal is genius, ground breaking, amazing, never been done before!!!! Nathan Fielder let me worship your body #therehearsal

Yooo Diesel is selling a bussy bag if anyone wants one!

I just finished. I’m having fun again!!! #survivor48

This season started off soooo fun and strong and now I’m not having fun anymore!!!! I hate this man and I hate this alliance and I miss Sai and Star, Mary, Kamila need MORE air time #survivor48

I just adopted a new babygirl angel and she is my first girl and she hates str8 men!!! Already taking after her mother and I’m so proud!

Trying to get a Red Robin burger pass and it’s a blood bath… site is crashing… $20 burger pass being harder to get than concert tickets. RECESSION INDICATOR! But also Red Robin give me my pass!!!

I’m def not a type A personality, I’m type B (b for bimbo)

The Coachella fashion this year…. Girls we lost the plot what’re we wearing omg

Keep thinking I’m done w Yellowjackets because it’s become so cheesy but then they hit me w another sapphic storyline and confirm Jackie + Shauna les vibes and I’m back #yellowjackets

DIVA DOWN 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #survivor #survivor48

Not the dick measuring contest between Joey and David 🙄 #survivor #survivor48

Why tf can’t TikTok figure out how to not make your shit scroll when trying to respond to videos in inbox

Mannequin challenge trending again… recession indicator fr

First of all I’m gorgeous

This is a Sai, Star, Camilla, Kevin, and Mary stan account #survivor48

Sai’s level of petty >>>> #survivor48

Obsessed w this diva omg #survivor48

Watching The Pitt for the first time #thepitt

Watching SNL like #snl

Southern Charm vs Summer House drama is like the Bravo civil war and I’m obsessed. Obviously team Summer House. #southerncharm #summerhouse

The bar is in hell with Kyle being #1 but this is so real 😭 #summerhouse

Watching Carl try to date and flirt is so cringe. Trauma dumping on his date, her having her parents pick her up (???), taking a couples photo with her plzzzz #summerhouse

“YOU WANT TO LIVE IN TAWAIN?!” Parker Poser and her delivery are everything #whitelotus

Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever made a wicked denier watch wicked with you and look over at the end and they are beaming and eating their words?!?