how long does it normally take to get over a breakup and be okay with seeing the other person again

theonion.com/it-is-journa... @theonion.com with this sadly evergreen satire.

maybe it wasn't a very good idea for my first ever breakup to be two breakups at once

my melee fox has such nasty moves that it made my gf break up with me

been laying in bed, trying to fall asleep for about 3 hours now. how do i turn this brain off

finally. a game where i can roleplay as myself

In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.

@teamcherry.bsky.social i think i found a bug i mean most of the characters are bugs but you know what i mean

how do i stop being everyone's last choice to talk to all of the time forever

i need to stop looking at the news forever man, this shit's terrifying

Unacceptable. In an age where titles like Mario Kart World are 80 dollars, we deserve Silksong to be 80 dollars. This is especially insulting as they canceled it for WiiU. #cancelsilksong #boycottsilksong #releasethewiiucut #delaysilksong #bringbackwiiusilksong #restorethewiiuverse #makesilksong$80

why is this account being recommended to me. this site really is just becoming twitter again god dammit

okay but actually how do i stop yapping so much

i love being unable to be normal this is so fun

Day 1 of CB fit, let's gooooo

help what do i do when all of my motivation to do anything suddenly vanishes

> gendered bathrooms at restaurant > look inside > 1 stall each > why

i think i may be addicted to women. unsure what to do about this

god this attitude is so fucking frustrating to me. conservatives strategy is just to say a flurry of completely wrong shit that takes so much longer to disprove than it does to make up, and if you ever realize it's not worth your time and you should just get rid of people who argue in bad faith,

Introducing a new local: Run the Rivals! Join us at the brand new RTM Gaming Lounge in Roseville for a new Rivals 2 weekly! First RTR is on Monday, February 10th. Doors open at 5:30 and bracket starts at 6:45. Pull up! www.start.gg/tournament/r...

they call me trans undertale

i love constant reminders that i have about 2 weeks left

the bad time is beginning...

god i wish i liked strive so bad

idk if this will really do anything but it's nice to at least try www.change.org/p/bluesky-mu...

i wish bluesky's content moderation was as cool as right wingers accuse it of being

65th/1024 at coinbox feels like a really good first online tournament ever lol

LET'S GOOOOOO

sure, i was “assigned male” at birth or whatever, but in school i was often “assigned homework” and i wasn’t exactly good at that either

oh no, not again

got 2nd place at AS Rivals 2 tn! honestly happy with the result & with how I played, lots of good games however, it is a bit frustrating that grand finals kinda just came down to a choice of 3 setups that were all janky in some way. Probably would've lost anyway, but still a bit annoying.

really wasn't ready to have to accept my mortality a week after turning 21

this is the greatest compliment ive ever received

wait fuck it's my birthday today. i could be drinking alcohol rn if i weren't still sick

clicked on replies expecting to doomscroll but it's all ppl being normal now :>

MY INTERNET IS FINALLY DECENT I CAN PLAY RIVALS 2

honestly getting 2nd at rivals 2 was better than i expected, really happy i could prove im still a threat 💪 beat Sean, Franzwa, and Hunter, but lost to Failbot twice bc i kept killing myself trying to edgeguard him lolll once i get to practice these matchups, the bad time will catch him too...

what do my throat and wrastor have in common? they're both really sick tonight

i have to go to work in 7 hours and can't get myself to sleep. would really like to figure out why this happens sometimes lol

this pops into my head multiple times a day at my new job lmao

god im not seeing enough wrastor hate out there. i need to get online soon so the world can see how awful my favorite game really is

now when will this app add a dislike button

oh right this site exists and is better than twitter in every way

man sucks to see so few people actually post here, even though i also don't usually

wait i just realized this is a new platform where i can't be called out for plagiarizing i mean uhhh every smash couple looks like this

wow im just so attractive

i went 1-2 last thursday twice, that's not an 0-2 at least