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i lost all the hyenas we keep in the basement of weird esports, if you see one walking around just use a slim jim to lead it back

my uber driver is trying to rizz up some girl on the phone while driving me to work, this isn't a bit i am this guy's silent wingman right now

great googily moogily

i would like to apologize for my prior comments, i made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

snow enjoyers should freeze, there is nothing enjoyable anymore about snow. having a job has radicalized me to hate snow and by proxy all who enjoy it 🖕🖕🖕🖕

i got that frog in me

RATATHON IS LIVE: gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=4NGI...

You better come to IGFMas tomorrow. Or else.

we at weird esports are proud to announce that Haula will be replaced by HaulAI. he's just like Haula but infinitely less human

i have created a disgusting slop dish that is to die for, you HAVE to try it!!

you better sign up for igfmas on saturday. yes, this is a direct threat.

Apologies for the lapse in posts. Weird R&D was recently broken into by the Game Master. He told our scientists to test some sort of devious device at IGFmas, otherwise he would [REDACTED]. Please preregister and help us collect data for the Game Master: www.start.gg/tournament/a...

its finally thanksgiving! you know what that means!

cheeseburger and fries with a large chocolate shake, extra ketchup

whos winning the twerking contest, mario or luigi

put wiggler in smash bros

if you are reading this post, shit yourself now

got a box full of unclaimed menards coupons, dont low-ball me i know what i have

hahskdbdhwgqcwidkcbhwjwbdjfidjwvwjdncifkwbqhdidbdbwiwjdbsiqoqjebdodkwbqhwodpfnfbsjw, and that's on haula fr fr

time to come out of retirement so that WalMarth's Amiibos can have their ride over to the venue and go 0-2

IGFMAS, 2!!! PREREGISTER TODAY!!! www.start.gg/tournament/a...

what if instead of bravo six going dark it was bravo shits going fart that would be funny i think

cant do my taxes this year so ill be sending haula to distract the irs

just got done crankin my shit. where do we go when we die?

my melee fox has such nasty moves that it made my gf break up with me

finally confronting the horrors today, wish me luck 🤞

why the fuck is this taco bell order taking so long bro what did you order

chinese drake

the rizzler is gibby for the modern man

jarvis, play fart sound effect with reverb 10 hour loop. im gonna need it for this.

oh my god... i missed a post... no...

guys im busy today pretend i posted something really funny

i could beat cthulhu

we lost haula. got distracted by a marvel movie playing in the background and now we have to file a missing persons report

creating a new fighting game where we pit you against me. no, you cannot win.

who wants to run duos in kissing bracket 👀 👉👈

im gonna address the elephant in the room. yes, i am the walmart yodeling kid. please no autographs

im finna pick up my haula from school today

god i love tony hawk. i wish he was real...

the rizzler has entered the venue

Congrats to the top eight of Power Play! 1. Atreus 2. Loaf 3. Lucky 4. Dadzie 5. C. Kaleb 5. Doug Todd 7. Flats 7. Ehis (If anyone here has a Bluesky then link it below!)

coughed up blood but like we tech that

Registration for the next Power Play is up - we'd love to see you there! www.start.gg/tournament/p...

trying that new pokemon za, when do i get piakchu

the rumors are true - we have hired brian from quest 64 as our newest talent

the grungle is loose!

planning on turning las vegas into weird esports city, just need a little extra funding ($2,499,999,937) to reach this goal

i ate two Spamulators™️ and i think i see god

dawg what the fuck??