Woke up this morning to the white boy meetup alarm blasting at 210dB! Somewhere out there on our big blue marble, some white boys are planning something magnificent.

whoever keeps leaving a one star review of us on yelp that just says "mulchy!", please stop

Weird Esports has been bought out by BlackRock. We are excited to see where this new venture takes us and are looking forward to the future of Weird Esports and our subsidiaries! #Haula56 #Investments #Thinker

i actually do a pretty good obama impression but my lawyers have advised me not to perform it after "the incident"

gonna be a break in posts, just imagine something funny everyday

did i forget to post yesterday? heh, maybe i did. what are you gonna do about it? shit yourself? piss yourself? both?

party rock is in the house tonight

doing the akira slide in my horse and carriage

hewwo pwincess!!!!

anyone got a light? its dark as fuck in this dennys

Cool Spot (1993)

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you guys should write your own funny weird esports post below!

smokin that shit that made herbert hoover (thank you @venturalivesun.bsky.social for the post, #iconic)

cook that shit up quay!

oh they got drafts now? we are SO back

the super bowl has inspired weird esports to invest in an ai division. we dont know what itll do, but everybody seems to think its cool and we like money

feeling like tonight is the night

drew a Seahawks Miku while watching the superbowl. LET'S GOOOO! Coloring done by the amazing @us3rmin.bsky.social #miku #seahawks #superbowl

its super bowl sunday, so make sure to leave out milk and cookies for madden claus tonight!

here at weird esports, we like to celebrate the important days. that's why we held a small office party a couple days ago to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of "please clap"

Hey guys, in case you didn't know, my name is Eli. 6 7!

some of you may not know this but we actually have a tiktok (this isnt a bit) check us out here: www.tiktok.com/@weirdesport...

my army grows wider by the minute, while you wither away in your castle. cringe if you ask me

anybody wanna host a making out tournament? haula seeded first btw

group crunching session at weird hq tonight, who all is coming?

who up powering they play

rawr xd, amirite fellas?

akaoidjcdnwhwhiwspcpgogejwoaoxivieuqg vrogosyqhwhdicofiqgsjqoqjahxocoehqgqvsicifiehqgwudocpwoqiwhtnykypgoivkcksnskxkxkamqlqpqksnxkskahdicjdbeheidkfisiwjwbeofjfjwowkndfocpleqlmdnxbVavqifpcishwoqoeifjfnrjtoroejd oops my finger slipped

what is a 3 stock if not a man yearning for power?

this ham sandwich is the bomb dot com

Girl, put your records on Tell me your favorite song You go ahead, let your hair down Sapphire and faded jeans I hope you get your dreams Just go ahead, let your hair down

gonna eat some of that candy my mom keeps in the medicine cabinet, been a long day

i forgot to post, oooo im so bad

only one more day until power play no limits! you know what that means!

HEY! YOU! Do you wanna play some Smash Bros, Kirby Air Riders, or a game that ISN'T EVEN PUBLIC YET!? Then stop by Power Play on Sunday!!! Rumor has it the Game Master will be there too, and he's up to no good... www.start.gg/PowerPlayNoL...

labbing out a potential mixup i can use on your mother later tonight

hey you should come to the next power play on sunday, its gonna be epicccccc

deez nuts. ha. gotteem.

you stupid. no im not. whats 9 + 10? 21.

can i get some ice cream? only a spoonful. *pulls out comically large spoon*

i fear im running out of silly things to post...i must consult the ancient texts...

grok, slap this guy's balls for me

guys preregister for this, its haula's dying wish

Want more info? Use THIS LINK to preregister for Power Play No Limits: www.start.gg/PowerPlayNoL...

this isn't a joke i just have laryngitis and thought you all should know, happy monday everyone!

anybody know where i can get a signed copy of A Fault In Our Stars? asking for a friend 👉👈

remember that guy you three-stocked? replace guy with woman. suddenly not so funny, is it?

give me weird or give me death