its super bowl sunday, so make sure to leave out milk and cookies for madden claus tonight!

here at weird esports, we like to celebrate the important days. that's why we held a small office party a couple days ago to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of "please clap"

Hey guys, in case you didn't know, my name is Eli. 6 7!

some of you may not know this but we actually have a tiktok (this isnt a bit) check us out here: www.tiktok.com/@weirdesport...

my army grows wider by the minute, while you wither away in your castle. cringe if you ask me

hes telling us to "scoop" diddy and to give him a "whoop" in the "poop", hes trying to warn us about him also "scoop diddy" kinda sounds like skibidi

anybody wanna host a making out tournament? haula seeded first btw

group crunching session at weird hq tonight, who all is coming?

who up powering they play

rawr xd, amirite fellas?

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what is a 3 stock if not a man yearning for power?

this ham sandwich is the bomb dot com

Girl, put your records on Tell me your favorite song You go ahead, let your hair down Sapphire and faded jeans I hope you get your dreams Just go ahead, let your hair down

gonna eat some of that candy my mom keeps in the medicine cabinet, been a long day

i forgot to post, oooo im so bad

only one more day until power play no limits! you know what that means!

HEY! YOU! Do you wanna play some Smash Bros, Kirby Air Riders, or a game that ISN'T EVEN PUBLIC YET!? Then stop by Power Play on Sunday!!! Rumor has it the Game Master will be there too, and he's up to no good... www.start.gg/PowerPlayNoL...

labbing out a potential mixup i can use on your mother later tonight

hey you should come to the next power play on sunday, its gonna be epicccccc

deez nuts. ha. gotteem.

you stupid. no im not. whats 9 + 10? 21.

can i get some ice cream? only a spoonful. *pulls out comically large spoon*

i fear im running out of silly things to post...i must consult the ancient texts...

grok, slap this guy's balls for me

guys preregister for this, its haula's dying wish

Want more info? Use THIS LINK to preregister for Power Play No Limits: www.start.gg/PowerPlayNoL...

this isn't a joke i just have laryngitis and thought you all should know, happy monday everyone!

anybody know where i can get a signed copy of A Fault In Our Stars? asking for a friend 👉👈

remember that guy you three-stocked? replace guy with woman. suddenly not so funny, is it?

give me weird or give me death

who else shit their pants today? comment below if you're a real one

can somebody give haula a good, firm handshake? hes been doing really well recently and deserves to know what a good job hes doing

solomon goondy jelqed on a monday erect on a tuesday jorked it on a wednesday gooned on a thursday edged on a friday came on a saturday

need a last minute christmas gift? try 17 rabid wolves!

dude. its christmas. fuck yes.

hey guys, just wanted to wish you all a happy arbor day

i am absolutely bewildered at this dudes skee-ball skills

FUCK

i should NOT be up this early on a sunday

H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hot to go H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hot to go

haula just hit the nastiest stanky leg, you had to be there bro

guys i don't know if i can lie to you anymore...im secretly a hot gamer girl. i hope you understand

hey you. yea, you. i saw you going goblin mode. respect, brother 👊

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i lost all the hyenas we keep in the basement of weird esports, if you see one walking around just use a slim jim to lead it back

my uber driver is trying to rizz up some girl on the phone while driving me to work, this isn't a bit i am this guy's silent wingman right now

great googily moogily

i would like to apologize for my prior comments, i made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

snow enjoyers should freeze, there is nothing enjoyable anymore about snow. having a job has radicalized me to hate snow and by proxy all who enjoy it 🖕🖕🖕🖕