Mine is the painting that used to hang in the women’s toilets of the sparklehorse pub in Glasgow and still brings me joy

Furious about what has happened in Glasgow tonight. Nae pasaran

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Love this Scotland World Cup t shirt from project ability in Glasgow project-ability.teemill.com/product/mens...

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Japanese meal!?"

I'm playing the Phoenix Wright games for the first time and I'm getting sick of witnesses getting caught in a lie and backtracking with "What I *meant* to say is blah blah blah" bitch I just shredded your credibility get the fuck off the witness stand

An awful truth about Cliff Richard is, after every live performance, he relaxes by having antelopes lowered onto speeding treadmills and watching the carnage from his diamond futon. #TOTP

A picture that captures your essence

🎶 But I can't go back to savoury now That shepherd's pie was stunning But I'm halfway through my pudding I can't go back to savoury now🎶

New retort just dropped

Telling my grandkids this is morrissey #totp

I forgot the 80s was mad for rockabilly #totp

Sad Baker Street #totp

Unneeded wanking joke #totp

This will forever be my favourite #totp youtu.be/Bv_I-6dJ9p8?...

Dadisfaction #totp

The World Is Not Enough was the only Pierce Brosnan Bond theme to not get played on Top of the Pops #TOTP

Montage! #totp

Knew him from Crystal maze before this. Prefer this. Richard O’Brien purist here #totp

Telling my grandkids this was the cramps #totp

They will never make me hate you random dance tunes of the late 90s #totp

I really dislike Texas but I can almost tolerate this song. Although apparently disliking Texas is bad #totp

This is getting my Scottish hackles right up #totp

Blur ❤️ #totp

Is he really implying that his love hurts so bad is that he’s just banging on her cervix? #totp

Come and get your black bin bags #totp

Robbie Williams was also part of the Special Guests team in FIFA 2000 alongside other acts who were on the game’s soundtrack, including Apollo 440 and Gay Dad #TOTP

Robbie and Whitney is a green room I would want no part of #totp

"Camped out in the #totp studio for a whole week, did our Robbie. That was how dedicated he was. 'Course he was also off his tits a lot those days..."

Double Gail porter and Robbie. Christ #totp

I need princes outfit #totp

Stereophonics make me nostalgic for Travis #totp

Time to bring out my useless trivia that Ben from A1 was involved in this #totp youtu.be/adCU2rQyDeY?...

#totp #meirl

In 2022 I randomly saw a show at the fringe by @joznorris.bsky.social called blink. Saw his latest show ‘you wait time passes’ last night because that show stuck with me. If you are at the #edifringe and you can get a ticket do go. He is wonderful

Cup final penalties at this rate youtu.be/jdKKnClSWZg?...

On the bus listening to Ruslana. Buzzing #eurovision

I AM SO PSYCHED FOR EUROVISION #eurovision #esc #basel #esc2025

Can’t wait for my friend to wake up at 7am tomorrow to my ‘comprehensive’ multi message oscars review

There is more cooking of plums and frothing of cream than ideal at this time

Ok no one warned that the oscars on stv would turn into Ainsley Harriott’s national trust cook off and I am not prepared

I feel all out of kilter after watching the Oscars but not totp this week

Not to be annoying but The Oscars would probably be one of the worst places to be on psychedelics.

Didn’t intend to become a bowen yang Stan account but this and the Vance impression and my adhd is where we are at #oscars

In my head if the pope died and conclave won best picture it would correct the harambe timeline like back to the future but that didn’t happen so well fuck #oscars