it is with the heaviest of hearts i announce my darling boy ollivander has cancer. i am asking if you have anything available to donate pls do as we are trying to make end of life arrangements that are humane and most comfortable for him, but expensive for us. venmo and cashapp are @hstorm78934

im very lucky to share a birthday with my best friends

glad i don't have plans to fly anywhere any time soon

The "Your upcoming flight into or out of Newark Airport is totally safe" E-mail I just received from United Airlines has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the email.

she pulls skittles from the bag five at a time. after a minute to she gets one of each flavor, she turns to me and says "all five colors baby, taste the fucking rainbow!" and starts laughing harder than i've ever seen

his greed sickens me

Been helping a lot of friends buy point and shoot cameras lately so I decided to write a bit of advice up, for anyone else who might be curious willow.cx/buying-a-35m...

Had so much fun opening up the @westernkabuki.bsky.social show in Chicago this weekend! Thanks to the homie @willow.cx for these shots!

the western kabuki live show was so much fun. expect more in the future in more cities later this year. thank you SO much for coming photo credit: @willow.cx

laying in bed with my wife: "wow if i pay for costar premium i can see my romantic compatibility with you" her: "venmo me $100 right now i'll show you how romantically compatible we are"

scanned some wedding polaroids have i mentioned how much i love my wife??

got to marry my best friend in the whole world @lucie-too.bsky.social and i feel like the luckiest girl in the whole world. i love you 💗

if anyone wants a blood sucker embedded in them...

if you already took that morning poop, give yourself a pat on the back

they told me to get a kitten and now my whole body looks like this

365 Days of DIY pt 2 DAY 26: @splitjawhc.bsky.social FFO: The Callous Daoboys, SYSC, Drop Dead, Gorgeous One of the best heavy EP’s from 2024 dropped out of left field in November & showed an unknown band with a MASSIVE amount of potential. Give ‘Dreads Comforting Embrace’ a listen today!

tell your friends! free covid testing and masks in ukrainian village. send an email to [email protected] or a dm to instagram.com/parkbenchsnom for more info!

checking out the new @leftatlondon.com album

BAT UNI :3

this is absolutely incredible if true, never trust "AI"

Me when I’m That Bitch™️

@maudify.bsky.social killing it with @splitjawhc.bsky.social

there are too many 24 year olds

she's falling asleep reading whipping girl on the bus

got some beautiful comet photos thursday night at mississippi palisades state park, maybe the most beautiful spot in illinois

If you like my photography and you want a nice print, you can buy one at willow.darkroom.com

the hindenburg

i wanna live in the woke nightmare that conservatives believe already exists… me & my fellow autistics masking up at the pronouns theater to see dylan mulvaney in “disabled gay star wars” then eating a vegan bloomin onion at landback steakhouse… thats the utopia i want to build towards.