i was put on this planet by the Christian God to coach a team of mismatched, spunky, opinionated, emotionally damaged little leaguers as part of my court ordered community service for drunk driving

anyone know how to hack a touchtunes? asking as a bartender working for an aged polish woman who can't remember the admin password and who doesn't wanna pay a dollar everytime i wanna hear Ripple

i am A Wife 💜

Give your money to trans people. What the fuck else are you doing with it?? You could literally be a hot slut's Medici and instead you're buying garbage you don't need off Amazon. Get your priorities straight and make an actual difference in the world.

i miss hayley and mel

today is a special day of remembrance in chicagoland

every tdor is worse than the last. i lost heroes and friends and enemies alike this year. i lost people who looked up to me. i lost people who my mutual aid group served. a child from the support group i led will have his name read at vigils. this grief almost killed me this year.

sarah mcbride retire bitch

Trans day of remembrance. Don't just focus on those trans people who have been murdered by strangers in public. Also remember the trans people who were denied healthcare, allowed to die in prison, encouraged to kill themselves by their loved ones, buried under the wrong name by their families.

okay maybe i'm back for real

me and my 2 most trusted friends-with-benefits showing up 10 minutes late and slightly drunk to my mothers funeral

i haven't opened this app for several months but several people are already in my dms, think i'm gonna lean in and hang out for a bit

last night we learned that for me first base is making a stranger drink my blood

HAD SEX

spending my weekend dissecting minion after minion to see if one holds the key to curing my mother's brain cancer

shamelessly reposting the best of my ass from twitter

brother got married and i slayed

nap boys

i have never met a trans girl who can skateboard whom i did not immediately develop A Crush on

this dude on seeking talks about HIS ex-wife more than i talk about MY ex-wife. what a baby

no one on this planet would be a more eligible bachelorette than me if i knew how to skateboard

i'm only here to get more twitter followers find me there @jumbocarnation

hi i've been here i've just been quiet

i forgot i had this

hi it's me @jumbocarnation