Prediction: It’s going to come out that Trump wants a dome built on top of the White House. Probably bigger than the Capitol’s. That’s why he was on the roof miming that shape.

I know we’re all in the midst of unprecedented nation-wide trauma and awfulness, but please allow me to do a tiny bit of celebrating concerning a contract I just signed…

This right here......

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Inside me are two raccoons drunk on crab apples

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

Me, emotionally rolling into Monday. #cats #catsofbluesky #stairsv2 #catsareliquid

Yup!

Tim Walz: "You you claim to love freedom but want to restrict certain groups, you don’t love freedom. You love privilege." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #MomSky

OK, let’s see the best signs that you saw today.

What’re YOU lookin’ at??

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Going live tonight! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EaJ...

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

Stresslaxing #Art by Hook Hope

AOC: I want to live in an America that guarantees healthcare to every person. I want to live in an America that has a living wage for every person I want to live in an America where you have free speech to express yourself and not be afraid of being put on a list or deported.

On the subject of people traveling to the US right about now: Fuck, if I were from another country and I didn't need to come, I sure as hell wouldn't, the current administration has made it clear traveling here isn't safe, and why not take them at their word, there's a whole world to visit

Musk getting decimated on his own app.

This and the Batman Beyond theme are my two favorite theme songs ever

From The Verge: Bluesky CEO has a message for Zuck.For those of you who don’t know Latin: Zuck’s tee is “aut Zuck aut nihil,” a play on “aut Caesar aut nihil,” which means “Zuck or nothing.” Graber’s tee is “mundus sine caesaribus,” or “a world without Caesars.” We love a woman who can shitpost IRL.

Yesterday All my victims seemed so far away Now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh, I believe in RFK Suddenly I'm now twice the germ I used to be There's an outbreak spreading out from me Oh, RFK came thankfully...

lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye

RFK Jr

This is Watson and Kiko. Kiko has one less leg due to cancer, but Watson just so happens to have enough hugs to make up for it. 14/10 for both (IG: watki)

If you only watch one video today, let it be this one. And since Little Marco doesn’t want us to remember this, please repost it so others can see what a raging hypocrite he is. @calltoactivism.bsky.social

It was the “omg what now” of times, it was the “I swear we’re not all like this” of times

A leader.

Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

I really thought my opinion of drumpf couldn’t get any lower. How mistaken I was.

Excusing Yourself xkcd.com/3057

THEM: you look tired ME: I am tired THEM: oh right because of the… ME: the horrors yeah THEM: right right, that’s right

GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office. ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

This is Ralph. His body composition is approximately 40% ear. But that does not mean he wants to listen to your podcast. 12/10 (IG: ralph_kd0821)

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Currently appearing at UK bus-stops. More of this pointed ridicule, please.

He nails it.

This is Ivy. She is full of rage. Just because she can fit in your pocket doesn't mean you can let your guard down. Stay vigilant. 12/10

No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.