the storal of the morey

libbing out

me no cyare ne mon

take everything out of your 401k NOW and send it to ME

something evil is happening in this city

it was called jungle back then not drum n bass. that came later

[the Theory]: instantly broadcasting your innermost thoughts to thousands of others at once, furthering humanity’s knowledge and connection in the process [the Practice]: (tiktok voice) not me shitting clean down my leg at Whole Foods

things have been working out suspiciously well lately

met a soundcloud rapper from casablanca

Aborted Liberal Joe Rogan

I don't have to tell you things are cheugy. Everybody knows things are cheugy. It's a vibe shift. Everybody's off their grindset or scared of losing their grift. The uhhhh bitcoin buys a memecoin's worth; Venmo is going bust; dropshippers keep a 3D printed gun under the counter;

elon took away dms and they still don’t have gc’s here

lmfao i’m trying to see if they’ll let me place underwear ads on blowback

cardinal

my name is Hoagie Carmichael

how it feels to hate your job

time for a retreat

julie RANGE rover

the builders

"Dave Wilkinson, CEO of the Atlanta Police Foundation...argued that a local media outlet had no right to request his organization’s records...Why? Because, he claimed, their coverage of Cop City would be used to turn the public against the project and 'terrorize' the companies building it."

april is the Coolest month

My name is Dow Tumbles

Sitting in the shower doesn't have to be sad

Anybody can interact

ham book dot com. ham study dot gov

y’all smokin emails

someone edit the george foreman grill w xxxtentacion’s face

the homies are implementing “click to brick” tracking of in-store sales at owned locations later

how it feels to use two factor authentication

oughh

they’re gonna take over previously maquiladorized areas to ensure no excess revenue (no matter how insignificant) goes outside of the US

people who don’t see animals as conscious beings are the spiritual equivalent of drunk drivers

bro slide we’re making ourselves into Brecht-like figures later

doughy mediocre guys are controlling things

this is so goddamn funny open.spotify.com/track/3WRUvG...

they’re calling him the appalachian chairman gonzalo

in 2025 you need to be wearing Hawaiian shirts and smoking indoors

god this place is so resistance lib

cyber attack at work gave me a free day. this is what my ancestors wanted

squidbillies happened to me in real life

i love you and we will live forever

desolate stone zones