For THIS reason….it would be arguing like noooooo u idiot ….whyyyyyyyy

Day 3 of 2026 and United States just striked Venezuela? Why are we never in the groupchat?

My life

Sometimes I feel like people breaking in my house but nobody be there.

Watching Law Abiding Citizen with a pack of penny candy frooties 🙂‍↕️

This is a perfect song to bring in the new year

This was my morning in the shower

My period came. Never mind. I thought I hated my life

I’ve been sleeping for 2 days it feel like

Banana pudding cake

All done 🤲🏽

Merry Christmas yall

I know I don't even know you like THAT... but I'm sending strength, comfort, and peace.. 🫂🫂

I’m not ever turning down days off, BUT creating new federal holidays does have an economic implication. We don’t need 2 more. We could just keep Juneteenth

The holidays feel horrible this year. I’m really trying 💔

Lmfaooo it’s not like I’m going to marry them. 🙂‍↔️

Did she call you a kaffir???

Aquanetta episode of Martin and bed 🤣

Male Pisces and anything ARIES AND LEO

Unfortunately I am not thick

It’s Christmas Eve. I’m finna call Krampus on these kids

When Mickey and Ian finally got it together >>>>

Jill Scott makes music for unassuming women who will suck your soul up out of you. Have you hearing colors.

The Manns. Married in real life 🥰

Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.

The Color of Friendship

What a spin job 😭😭😂😂

Having a husband who cooks is cold as shit cause sharing that load is helpful.

LMFAOOOOO no Sy..but Giannis though? I can understand like Tatum.

Eeeeeyuck. Yellow men think they’re prettier than you.

That is heinous 😭😭😭😭

iono why I come round here messing with you people

This nigga made a good ass dinner shit

PLEASE WHAT WHAT WHAT PLEASE WHAT

Syyyyyyyy puhleaseeeee 😭😭😭

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So you ain’t never been in the shower with another man and the suds go in the crack of his ass????? IM JUST FOOLING YALL I WAS JUST FOOLING YALL

I mean…. He is…. I can see….

A whole lot of penalties on the play.

“Violation” LMAO

Take solace in the fact that you can do no wrong in our eyes

Don’t harass my mouths 👄 freedom.

Jesus send the flood!!!

LMFAOOOOOOOO AYE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yikes

That first one should be in a redacted file somewhere.

I just learned 7 ways to make a spicy bowl cause I’m tired of chasing the trucks down Deep South lol. I’ll be making them next week for my house 😋