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David Frum, one of the best journalists, is right 💯🎯

Starting to think sticking a couple Slim Jims into a mottled hunk of Spam, slapping some corn silk on top, teaching it to steal and calling it POTUS wasn’t such a great idea for America.

I. Do. Not. Believe. That. Donald. Trump. Thinks. The. People. On. The. Boats. He. Is. Blowing. Up. Are. Drug. Traffickers. I do not. I believe he is just murdering people, carte blanche...for political purposes.

TOP 5 FACTS ABOUT TARIFFS 1. They're paid by Americans. 2. They're paid by Americans. 3. They're paid by Americans. 4. They're paid by Americans. 5. They're paid by Americans.

I feel like the President needing an MRI and repeat cognitive tests is the tell, not the results of the tests.

He's about to launch Trump Aspirin, isn't he

I am so sick of this m’fucker.

Can I simply suggest that whichever intrepid journalist manages to embed himself with ICE and remain there taking careful notes undetected for some months or a year will almost certainly win a Pulitzer Prize, which regrettably, will have to be forwarded to a holding facility in Guantanamo, Cuba.

Not much of a surprise at all.

He orders extrajudicial killings. He sent troops into our cities. He terrorizes citizens with ICE raids. He raised taxes without congressional approval. He has ruined American farmers and ranchers. He plans to starve the vulnerable. He demolished our house. Remove him from office.

Day 1: Send in excavators, bulldozers, demolition cranes, wrecking balls, & concrete crushers. Turn the President Donald J. Trump Ballroom into dust. Rip up the "Mar a Lago patio" concrete. And a fleet of dump trucks at the ready to carry it all away. Day 2 etc: Put everything back the way it was.

Make the idiots that funded it pay to put it back to what it was.

We need to continue to fight for our democracy

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Congress basically doesn’t exist at this point

Flood the airwaves with recordings of Reagan saying things that will land.

it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it

This ⤵️⤵️⤵️ #TACO #TACOTARIFFS #NoKings #FireTrump

Hope

Swiftly and today 👇

I’m so disgusted by this administration and all the cowards who have the powerful to stop this but refuse to.

Hey ICE! You look like MORONS. Following a Cheeto all geared up ready for battle against inflatable frogs & unicorns. HUNTING unarmed innocents. You represent COWARDICE. The opposite of “manly”. You look PATHETIC & are HATED. Plan for a lonely, painful demise. Assured MISERY is in your future.

Dear Louvre Thieves: How fast do you think you could get the Epstein Files?

Let’s continue to fight for our democracy.

NEW: Trump’s destruction of the east wing isn’t just awful, it’s illegal. The White House, managed by the park service, requires approval, after extensive review. Congress- grow a God damn spine and IMPEACH THIS F**KER ALREADY!!!

it's weird people have to work "like normal" and still send emails when the entire East Wing of the White House was destroyed for a ballroom, and all the other bad news going on

CHUMP'S A TRAITOR........

It's weird to enter the ruins phase of our civilization while we're still living in it.

Radical idea: The next Dem nominee should run on making bribery actually illegal. In every way.

I used to be a one-issue 2028 voter, which issue being you will prosecute and jail all of them; I add an issue: If that ballroom carbuncle is completed, it must be razed.

Pause a while, and read... Kenneth C. Steven

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Looking at the abomination ballroom and realize the #Epsteinlist may be synonymous with the #GuestList. Sick gut wrenching thinking of the lives lost on flight 93 to save capital bldgs and MAGA did it on their own

Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.

Mike Johnson: We have always been at war with the East Wing of the White House.

Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

"Destruction of federal property is a federal crime-18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines it as willfully injuring or committing any depredation of U.S. gov't property-Damage exceeding $1k is a felony w/ a fine-up to 10 yrs in prison or both" Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.

Experts believe hijacked Flight 93 was headed for the White House on 9/11. (Context, for my GenZ babies)

I guess people had short memories.

A tenant of mine signed a four year lease. I recently passed by the property and the whole side of the house has been ripped out and he's putting an extension on it. Then I find out he's tapped into my savings account and that's where all the money is coming from. Welcome to the White House.

Ballroom Old thinking Obsolete thinking Delusional thinking Leave it to Donald To envision the last thing Americans need or want And then destroy an historical treasure To realize it The man is a walking catastrophe

This is what it used to look like inside the lobby area.

ok who did this? ☹️

First thing we do is rip his name off of every federal building anywhere it was placed. Straight into a dumpster.