Everyone who’s having trouble paying for life’s necessities: we have beautiful fountains in Washington.

If you’re wondering

I didn’t realize that Mike Huckabee was still relevant.

Yes

God, I miss Rob Reiner

And the Rose Garden is a patio, the Oval Office looks like a tacky bordello, and the reflecting pool is a disaster. If anyone else had done this to our national treasures, they'd be in jail. Meanwhile, this buffoon is galivanting around, sleeping on the job, and stealing our money.

How has Trump outlasted Elijah Cummings? This timeline sucks.

What could possibly go wrong?

Ijs

Ain’t that some shit

I used to just post funny stuff when Obama was president.

The president of the United States is a sociopath. I'd love for him to sue me for saying that because then he'd have to prove he's not a sociopath. FDT!!!

It’s already happening.

Trump: “only complete and total surrender” Iran: “nah” Trump: “Ok then no nukes ever! We want the nuclear dust!” Iran: “we’re keeping it” Trump: “ok!!!! We have a deal” Foxnews crowd:

Imagine.

Tell me again how it was a hoax. This was only two months in.

Damn, they used the SUPER sticky sticker.

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It is maddening.

#DEVASTATED ...there will never be another one quite like him. 💔

Every day brings another new, shitty plan.

if only

That’s all he got. No help with Iran, the opposite in fact. He was threatened to back off Taiwan, vague claims about buying Boeing planes, and was told the US is a declining nation, but he’s too stupid and arrogant to realize it was about him.

*plus John Fetterman

Yeah, no kidding

This article is 12 years old, and pretty much explains why we have the POTUS we currently have. www.sott.net/article/3131...

Now Trump wants to make Venezuela the 51st state. I need someone to tell him that DC, Puerto Rico, Guam, the US Virgin Islands, American Samoa, and the Northern Mariana Islands are RIGHT THERE. He could literally add six states without threatening anyone's sovereignty. He is exhausting.

Happy #Caturday

I can’t believe how easy it was for them.

It may come to this.

We used to have First Ladies we could respect and admire.

OMG Happy, happy birthday to Sir David Attenborough. Such a treasure.

Is there ANYTHING these assholes will NOT fuck with? www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

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I mean, there you go. #TheKidsAreAlright

Calling the Voting Rights Act “far-left partisan Democratic legislation” is what happens when historical ignorance meets bad faith. Reagan reauthorized it in 1982, Bush signed an extension in 1992, and George W. Bush signed its reauthorization in 2006.

WTF is "Other" on this chart??

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If only someone had warned them.

He doesn’t even understand the law he wants passed. Never mind the fact that none of what he said is true, the so-called SAVE Act requires proof of citizenship, not just a fucking ID. Damn, grandpa, go lie down.

I would like some of whatever this guy is smoking. #YouAreInACult #SeekHelp

Imagine

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