Minnesota is the best of us.

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

The shocked pearlclutching by the dem grifter class when they get called out for opportunistically raising money and skimming a nice percentage for themselves is extremely cool and good

This is exactly the mental math that means the dems don’t have to bother pandering to their constituents, they can focus on trying to peel republicans off (because that has worked so well) Why try to appeal to left wingers, they’re being told to vote blue no matter who, now let’s get dick Cheney

Alt text, because one would think folks would want news about a general strike to go as far as it can.

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

Yeah that ratio is not accurate

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"if we win, that will answer every question" is in fact precisely the problem with this entire generation of democrats. it was the thinking that permeated the early biden administration and guess what: the problems weren't solved and in fact got much worse. need someone who will put power to use

Republicans are scared of the republican voting base. Democrats are scared of the republican voter base. The democratic voting base is taken for granted because democrats know they don’t have to appeal to them. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SAY VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO

Cooked cooked cooked we are so cooked

When the plaintiff is a minority, holy fucking shit you are going to jail and nobody will hear from you again and you’re gonna be tortured in a cell in an old cold building But this? She’s an uwu smol bean, better send a letter

Just a reminder that George Conway is not fundraising right now to run against a MAGA republican. He is fundraising to run against progressive Democrats.

Dead on the money

It’s gonna be the most cliche kneejerk reaction to this But actual non-Kash Patel influenced law enforcement should probably look at dogedesigner’s hard drive

*check price* *$25 bucks per pair, $175 for a week’s worth of socks* Gee I wonder

Stephen Miller *was the* bully in high school. He was just as racist and smarmy back then. He broke up with a childhood friend because he was brown. He harassed members of a school latinx cultural society for speaking Spanish to each other. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlKD...

The dems hate nothing more than being asked to accept the mildest personal discomfort while doing the jobs we supposedly voted them into

hey remember when you shut down and tried to blockade nadler as much as possible when he was pushing for impeachment instead of supporting him to the hilt

Also it's crazy because the whole "I condemn Maduro but..." line is literally playing directly into their hands! The whole fascist narrative is that liberals all secretly agree with them but are too pussy to do What Needs To Be Done™

We are so 👏 cooked 👏

Goddamn now large lefty networks are claiming trumps fascist attack on Venezuela is a distraction? From what? This country is cooked. These acts of fascist imperialism are not distraction. They are the opening salvos for what’s to come next

The reason you feel so overwhelmed and hopeless is exactly this; part of you realizes that absolutely everything needs to be torn down to the studs and rebuilt from scratch. Which is, you know, daunting. But here we are.

One thousand percent and any of the pathetic “they don’t have the numbers to do anything” claims are ignoring how thoroughly the dems have blown it just today, much less over the past year

The same reporting that is saying it was good and right and just? I dunno about that one, chief

Yaaaaaaaaay they did the thing

Wow thank god Chuck is in there, being the sane, reasonable voice We are gonna be okay, everybody, crisis solved

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

I would counter argue a pool full of Nickelodeon gak

This administration is 100% best understood as a Mafia being run by Venture Capitalists utilizing Nazi shock troops to impose a controlled downsizing of American Empire to a more efficient, localized, and brutally suppressed society and market.

They are dropping the worst rap album of all time and this is the cover art

Wow crazy who would have seen this coming

Huh, how about that

Yeah this is the biggest takeaway, America especially loves when people are brazenly shitty like this

Chucky Wucky Schumer is our leader in these lovely times, with Hakeem Jeffries as our other hero We are so fucked

“@grok, am I cool”

This is the best the opposition can do This is why yall are getting primaried from the left, and why yall keep losing, we are so cooked everybody

Rules that she has gotten owned this hard

Just for context, since she deleted

This is actually my New Year’s resolution, and has been since 2020 “Survive”

We are so fucking cooked, haha, this shit is the best that our loyal opposition can come up with

I like how you entirely invalidate your first sentence with your second

If I am running this shitshow, I am swearing in on something that has meaning

Breaking: right wing hack eve fartlow wants to defend fellow right wing hack bari weiss In other shocking, mind blowing news, the sky is blue and water is wet

Imagine seeing a huge block of the most energized anti-Republican voters in the entire country, and going out of your way to way to alienate them. This is why the democrats have the reputation of being out-of-touch.

It always rules when centrists decide they need to shit on the left between reelections, before they demand that the left turn out in numbers to support them for no reason Also apparently this dude is using his position to enrich himself? Very cool. completecolorado.com/2024/03/01/s...