Why does he look like someone face swapped him with pictures from slightly different angles? Why does he look like he has a rubber mask on? Why does he look like Tim Robinson in handsome guy makeup?

Missouri's murder rate is 73% HIGHER than California’s. No amount of right-wing spinning can change reality: our state is investing in prevention, enforcement, and is holding criminals accountable. The U.S. Senator from Missouri should fix his own failed policies before lecturing us.

There is nothing Trump hates more than someone who is actually successful at business and isn't an asshole about it

#ReboRepost "The Pianist," oil on panel, 10 inches by 10 inches, 2022.

i think governments should stop tweeting and go back to official press releases/joint statements

This cybertruck is dead and everyone has to go around it. lol

In the Malibu Woolsey fire, Rosa’s ranch burned down around her. A hugely challenging #rescue saved her from a smoldering hill.This caused eye damage that led to total blindness. She enjoys retirement with Constance, a tiny, starved kill pen #mare saved from McLean TX, who lovingly guides her friend

I never thought the face eating leopards would stop me from traveling!

Graceland. When it came out, in 1986, it was quite a surprise, even considered "risky" and "experimental" by some people. Simon flirted with African-influenced music but the result was extremely successful; joyous and uplifting. Still a great listen after all these years.

I keep saying how trans people have the unique ability to drive some folks insane but this is a perfect example of it. The Knicks owner personally stalked a trans woman going to Knicks games for years using his panopticon surveillance at MSG, solely b/c she's trans. www.wired.com/story/madiso...

Idaho sushi.

If he were alive today he would have tried to get assassinated before having RFK Jr

I think Bane should be Plastic Man's arch enemy like Bane broke the Batman, and he will find a way to break the unbreakable Plastic Man

The American gestapo abducted an 85 year-old widow. Was she one of the worst of the worst? No, her step-son, a retired Alabama state trooper, got ICE to put her in a detention center to deport her because he wanted all of his father's inheritance. Sounds like the son is the worst of the worst.

🐙 Painted Octopus — By Lumen Street Theatre in Limerick 🇮🇪 This Is Clever (14 Photos): streetartutopia.com/2026/04/17/c...

mamdani being a cheerful normal guy that people project absolute insane things on is one of the things that make him very relatable to me, personally

🌸

Last night I impressed my wife just by being brake enough to bread pork chops and fry them on the stove top amidst the splattering grease. I mean, she was impressed by the taste of them. Watching me fearlessly frying was just lagniappe.

I love this little old lady from my parent's district

Here is the rule on shorts - Unless you play guitar for AC/DC do not try to wear them with a suit jacket or button down shirt not of the aloha variety. Shorts are party in the front party in the rear and should not be worn to the office, a funeral, a job interview, etc.

Anyone with a viral-worthy post on Bluesky today.

ICE terrorized children at the Whittier public library last year then peed all over the building when librarians wouldn’t let them in. Mayor Joe Viniateri loves ICE so now he’s out of a job. We love to see it!

One more reason not to buy the SpaceX IPO finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...

Have we investigated whether he is really the biological son of RFK and not dozens of dead animal carcass sewn inside old leather handbags?

...as if million of bleets cried out at once and were silenced.

Fail Whale

This may be the funniest thing I have ever read, and I'm not sure her editor even knows it is satire www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

Seriously in the running for worst major studio movie ever made

Fuck Uber

The Hotel Lafayette is your place for jazz in Easton, Pennsylvania. #PrystaukPhotography #StreetPhotography

[shocked pikachu.jpeg]

The only difference now is that there is constantly a line getting donuts there (but not a huge one)

Bessent showing how little he has had to worry about the cost of the gas in his car over the last 30 years

Not me flirting with a women I used to sleep with 30 years ago via the NYT puzzle section

Also, remember, Disney has spent the last 30 years buying the rights to every huge entertainment franchise.

When they added their own resale market integrated with their website, they really were just flaunting their monopoly, figuring they paid GOP folks enough that they'd never lose in court

In the following decades, this fabric made its way into civilian life, mostly favored for its toughness. In the early 1900s, Sears catalogs boasted about how their pants, boots, football uniforms, and riding skirts were made from this Army-tested material.

In 1913, Lee made cotton coveralls — first debuted with a button-front before moving to a zipper — for mechanics, truck drivers, and factory workers. Through ads in The Saturday Evening Post, they promised employers these would produce happier, healthier, more productive workers.

Even I know to cheat more convincingly that that, and I don't have anything to lose

Back in 1983, before active & FRIC suspension, Ligier #F1 tested a Citroën hydraulic suspension. You can see the pressure vessel on the top of the chassis. I've never found any other details on it (?). As it was soon dropped for a conventional set-up. #F1Tech #F1retro 📸 unknown

MONTANA SUPREME COURT: “Transgender discrimination is, by its very nature, sex discrimination,” and is subject to strict scrutiny under the Montana Constitution.

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans. After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company. Now, the states have won.

Colorado's wealthiest man owns Coachella. He also bankrolled Project 2025, and the right-wing machine that killed Roe. I spent 20 years organizing to protect the rights he spent millions trying to erase. That's why I don't take corporate PAC money. Join the fight: secure.actblue.com/donate/julie...

It only won the Oscar for best movie ever made

"There is no justification for a regressive system in which the super-rich contribute less than the rest of us," write @josephestiglitz.bsky.social, @gabrielzucman.bsky.social, and @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social.

Hi, I would like to take a simple lightweight car and install the heaviest most complicated drivetrain I can find in it.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

Bruising film adaption of James Dickeys novel, gruelling proof that Burt Reynolds could act, the backwoods are brutal and banjos are cool. 1972. #horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #classichorror #horroraddict #filmsky #horrorsky #mutantfam #horrorfam #horror #film

Why would yo remake Escape From New York? You can't possibly make it better. Escape from L.A. was basically the remake/reboot. Do it like Mad Max - cast a new Snake Plisken and set it in another city in the same universe. Snake is just an alias adopted by resistance to the techno fascist gvmt.