With the thousands of plumbers out there, it is strange to me that there are not more bootleg Mario Brothers painted on the sides of vans. Or at least, WHATEVER BROTHERS painted in the Mario font. Do people not know Mario and Luigi are plumbers?

Towns with populations of less than 1000 are all very interesting to me

Who goes away on a romantic holiday to Dubai?

The first confirmed fatalities in Trump's illegal War on Iran: Captain Cody A. Khork, 35, of Winter Haven, FA Sergeant First Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42, of Bellevue, NE Sergeant First Class Nicole M. Amor, 39, of White Bear Lake, MN Sergeant Declan J. Coady, 20, of West Des Moines, IA

Started watching DTF St. Louis and I'm not sure I was ready for Jason Bateman to be creepy. However, I really feel for poor dead David Harbor who just wanted to feel young and vital again, and got killed for it. Can't wait to see how this plays out.

Seems like the media should at least express some curiosity about this. open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...

If you were making a live action Plastic Man movie, who would you cast as Plas?

This is Frankie. She just got a fancy new puffer and thinks she’s better than everyone now. And she is correct. 13/10 (IG: frankielasaucisse)

Did some idiot evangelical convince DJT that he was going to hell (remember the weird comments he made months ago?) then convince him that rescuing the "holy land" from Islam would get him into heaven?

SCOOP: An internal DHS document obtained by 404 Media shows for the first time CBP used location data sourced from the online advertising industry to track phone locations. This surveillance can happen through all sorts of apps, such as video games, news apps, weather trackers, and dating apps.

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

I would guess that about 70% of all Americans have a side job to make ends meet these days

This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

Trump says the US’ Iran regime change aim was “so successful” that it killed the US post-Iran regime change candidates. So. Much. Winning.

It is almost as if democratic leadership saw this coming and have been workshopping messaging

The way to become a fascist is to watch every movie that was a cautionary tale and go, "I don't see a problem with that, I was doing it the other day." This is also why fascists hate being told that their favorite movies and shows have political undertones, because it means they act like villains.

You know, she would have been a perfectly good president

Come on, sheeple. We all know the Northern Lights aren't real

I hate how accurate this tweet is.

You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America. And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force. Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

Which really makes me wonder why they were so quick to tell us they blew up a girl's school and killed all those kids.

Look, Dems, this is easy. You disapprove of the methods, but you are not upset that the Ayatollah is dead. You hope that this can be the start of a better day for the people of Iran. And remind Trump and the public that only Congress has the legitimate power to declare war.

DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled: Voters as “Votors” Emergency as "Emeregency" United States as "United Staes" And, it included a non-party in the caption. These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.

Who are THESE suspicious characters? Oh, just part of the Tempting Fate Tours gang, seen in a secret Highland lair last weekend in Van Nuys, aka 'The Staten Island of LA.' From left: @johnvoelcker.bsky.social, Tom Rymes, and video wizard @brwtwit.bsky.social. Footage was shot. Plots were hatched.

It’s still in the locked position🤣🤣

Those are either 20 or 25 kg plates by the looks of it. 8 on each side. So he wants us to believe he's casually leg pressing between 700-850 ish lbs in his jeans at his age?

Are those 50lb weights? I find it hard to believe he is leg pressing 800lbs. Look at his skinny ass legs. I doubt he can do 400lbs if they were 25lb plates.

I don’t think that we need to think Anthropic are heroes of the resistance or whatever, but I do think it’s illuminating who is able to see a couple years down the road and think “oh shit, I might be held liable for this stuff” in a way that, say, Planatir clearly isn’t.

My new shirt design is so powerful that part of it had to be redacted for the preview image roryblank.bigcartel.com

Flatiron - Blue Hour - New York City #FridayPhoto 🗃️📷📸

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My hot take is that I want Paul Giamatti to star in everything. I need Paul Giamatti as an Avenger. Paul Giamatti as Oppenheimer. Paul Giamatti as John Wick.

Press 2 for a sexy Latin lover, 3 for medieval French taunts from a parapet, or 4 for Cuban accented Spanish from an angry Ricky Ricardo

Great vid from @motogp.com - Marc Marquez and Joan Mir heading into Turn 1 at Buriram #MotoGP. Electronics on the Ducati to manage the rear as it comes down are phenomenal

À lot to unpack here

Just discovered if you log in and try to cancel your streaming service, most of them will give you a deal like 3 months free, of 75% off.

today in things i say that apparently will generate vitriolic hate trains against me: "oligarchical consolidation of media is bad but also there are limits to what can be done given the nation's size and its deeply-rooted tradition of a free press."

He's never going to live to see it. The ballroom is like the fake office they set up for Fred Trump in his later years so he would think he was still doing business. Stephen Miller is our president.

At least this is all just normal media. Amazon, Apple, and Google are worse - why are these companies allowed to own such huge diverse portfolios of internet and traditional media?

This is a big one. A newly uncovered document has revealed the existence of a mystery Epstein investigation. It was spearheaded by the DEA and involved drug trafficking and money laundering. Epstein was one of 15 targets. The other 14 names are redacted. I've got questions.

I hate to correct God himself... it isn't that they didn't care, they just knew they all had enough money to not face any earthly consequences for it.

You know what Stuart, the Dead Milkmen rarely stray far from Philly these days, but I just saw they are driving that Bitchin' Camaro all the way to Long Beach, CA in July this year. Ticket on sale later today. www.tickettailor.com/events/toxic...

Cool. Now do the rest of them. www.cnn.com/2026/02/26/f...

So does this make Paramount/WB bigger than Disney/Fox or Amazon/MGM?

In case you didn't get the notice (sex workers and others with Amazon wishlists), 1) purchasers will now be able to order from 3rd party sellers, and 2) 3rd party sellers may reveal your actual name and address to people ordering you stuff off Amazon.

If you're not a hockey person, what happened here is that one of the MAGA-est dudes in the NHL just got used and embarrassed by Trump because no amount of kissing Trump's ass is enough to make him respect you or hesitate to humiliate you for his own entertainment.

Sociopaths are terrific at spotting other sociopaths. {gift link} www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

It was great how this morning NYT newsletter was like "Trump and Biden both said the economy was doing great, but people didn't believe them" without mentioning how pretty much every economic indicator has turned negative compared to when Biden was in office