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Full name: Seismo Allegra Watmath oscvax Hoptoad Munnari ihnp4 Utzoo.
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Jeff Yang
about 18 hours ago
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
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rob pike
1 day ago
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
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Eric Carroll
1 day ago
The cybertruck lays on its back, its undercarriage baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
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Merry Stressful dinner to all!
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Shenanigans
about 1 year ago
Big day for dads with pocket knives
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Merriam-Webster
2 days ago
Merriam Christmas
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Sam Pottle
2 days ago
So we're listening to Vinyl Cafe and there's this long story about a frozen turkey but I'm not paying full attention because I'm also reading Bsky and Popehat has this post with a million responses and I'm scrolling and quite near the climax of the story, I encountered your comment and I SHOUTED
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Tonight's Episode:
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Scroll into the comments to find the full 15 minute YouTube video. Fantastic touching work.
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3 days ago
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Unusual Suspect 💙🩵🐬🤏🥓🍪🏈🇺🇸
4 days ago
The mugshot of the Canadians who bootlegged the 60 Minutes tape..
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Timothy Burke
4 days ago
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Tamlin Stryk
5 days ago
Magnet link for torrent of the file magnet:?xt=urn:btih:XW2B4SCDZWLZ2E6ZZKCUFCYUMRURZIEI&dn=60%20Minutes%20CECOT.MP4&xl=378754416&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce
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amy brown
6 days ago
my son (4) said he built a “crazy train” with his train set this morning so I introduced him to Crazy Train the song and now he’s playing trains and whisper chanting “CRAZY TRAIN” to himself
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Christopher Webb
6 days ago
Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head. That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Kaylan_TX
7 days ago
Just setting up the nativity scene for Christmas
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Bruce D. Cowherd
7 days ago
An insurance company has issued a set of recommendations around how high & steep snowbanks in Quebec schoolyard should be. Helmets on students. Bah Humbug.
#cdnpoli
#Canada
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#CanadaSky
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Snowbank recommendations include putting helmets on students if rules can't be followed
Quebec school support staff are denouncing the rules — which also determine height and slope — suggested by an insurance company.
https://montrealgazette.com/news/quebec/union-denounces-rules-around-steepness-of-snowbanks-in-schoolyards
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#gigsky
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#visa
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8 days ago
The very best Hallmark movies are made in Canada.
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Gotta give this Carribean resort credit for trying to keep their "professional photography studio" operational, including staff on pathways around the resort trying to market it. Meanwhile the resort has gone paperless and all info is on the app that you carry on your personal camera device all day
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Effin' Birds
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
8 days ago
new pod drops soon. any objections to our episode title are overruled.
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Steven Glaros, M.A.
8 days ago
In the sewage district system the people are represented by two separate by equally important groups: number 1 and number 2. These are their stories.
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Popehat Name Change Tracker
8 days ago
Special offer?
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John Novio
9 days ago
One would think testicles would be cheaper since the GOP has so many laying around.
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Tom Hearden
9 days ago
They’re calling it the Festivus Speech™️ because it was just 15 minutes worth of airing of grievances
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Tonight's Episode:
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Matt Mitovich
11 days ago
MeTV will honor the late Rob Reiner with a marathon of All in the Family, featuring eight of the most memorable episodes showcasing his Mike Stivic, Sunday, December 21, from 6-10pm ET/PT
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fesshole 🧻
11 days ago
In a moment of extreme boredom at work I photocopied a paperclip using an entire pack of paper which I then reloaded into the copier, paperclip image right side up. I'd forgotten about this until a photocopier repair man had the machine in pieces looking for the paperclip.
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Katie Phang
15 days ago
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oz yigit
15 days ago
elon = nazi “an awkward gesture” eh. rotfl. [this ambigram is my original work]
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Let the whimsy flow.
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Matt Cameron
15 days ago
I am today issuing a full and unconditional Pardon to the great HAMILTON B. URGLAR, a Patriot who has been relentlessly attacked by the Radical Left for as "The Hamburglar" just because of all of the many hamburgers he stole. Thank your for your attention to this matter! Robble Robble
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Brittlestar
16 days ago
The law isn’t a vibe. It’s what keeps Canada fair, equal, and (mostly) polite. 🇨🇦 Visit ourstoprotect.ca ... because fairness doesn’t protect itself.
#OursToProtect
#RuleofLaw
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DevinCow
16 days ago
These are solid.
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fesshole 🧻
17 days ago
After I read the fess about the husband using Magic Erasers on tea mugs, I wondered if they would work on tea stains on my teeth. Asked my dentist first and he laughed so hard he needed to excuse himself from the room. Needless to say: Do not put Magic Erasers in your mouth.
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Science, for the win.
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17 days ago
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Wow. What an Alt text description....
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18 days ago
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Well, only Emily of the cast of
#BigBrotherAU
was particularly endearing, but Coco was the one most in need of the prize money. Congrats to
#Coco
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Catherine Munro
19 days ago
It's the season to appreciate the names of Scottish road gritters ❄️
#Scotland
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~daniel_barker~
19 days ago
Mate if you're that strong why not just hold the baby and let her have a bath or something.
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Well done.
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19 days ago
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What the actual F'k, America.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions
20 days ago
My neighbour down the road was telling me their kid lost a tooth yesterday so they left it in an envelope under the kid's pillow last night and this morning when they woke up there was a Peace Prize in the envelope.
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Run with The Fox, by Chris Squire and Alan White (from Yes). Great December song for you.
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Run With the Fox
YouTube video by Chris Squire - Topic
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9aI1oWRgxwo&si=eFWFn_xfVvYmmpIZ
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Electronic Frontier Foundation
21 days ago
Seeing family for the holidays? Remember to help your loved ones install Privacy Badger to stop online trackers from following them around the web.
privacybadger.org
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Privacy Badger
https://privacybadger.org/
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your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨
22 days ago
the fucking Calibre e-book manager has gone AI slop
calibre-ebook.com/whats-new
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Jesse Duquette
21 days ago
First obituary to hit the Top 100
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Sean O'Halloween
21 days ago
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Wayne's World - Bugs Bunny
YouTube video by gurucaleb
https://youtu.be/O2djHEIxPVs?si=LiQw43HKxwSUx6Ik
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Gabe Ortíz
21 days ago
… and he SERVED ✨
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