But they were all of them deceived, for a fifth Loko was made

It's not boring; it's beautiful- I think you're just doing it wrong

The desire to smoke him down to the filter, tempered by the wisdom to tend him like a zen garden instead

I am 💖cunt🎀 you serve me now💅😘

Oh! You're the roads being built; the distracting flux; the lesson that life is lived amongst the chaos and change and uncertainty, not just after. Yeah, I'm still working on that one...

Loving this late 60s/early 70s soul playlist- is this pleasant Sunday morning vibes, sepia toned nostalgia, or will I never peel myself off the floor again?

I found a weird little door in this apartment today, and when I went through it, I was seeing through Trump's eyes in the Oval Office. Anyway, I met Zohran

Gotta get back into ICE-fighting shape- I'm letting me down

Microdosing rejection on purpose just to feel the sting, like when you play the saddest part of the sad song over and over again 🤣

Don't ask me how I slept unless you want the hourly play-by-play

Enchanted forest is redundant, actually. Come hang in the forest more 🌲✨️🌳

I was already deranged when love found me, but I'm liking this new rearrangement

Women only want one thing and it's the giant cake from Bilbo Baggins' 111 birthday 🎂

Seeking: a friend to eat the cream out of my oreos (literal)

Just a Baby/sometimes Big Dawg seeks Daddy/sometimes Bbgrrl

"the internal friction of a fluid is due to its viscosity, the measure of its resistance to shear or flow."

False alarm- covid shot and full moon. I dont plan on learning or growing fuckshit 🥳

Maybe hearts hurt the same when they're growing as when they're breaking. Maybe that's why it feels like this

If I ask "you on point, Phife?"And you don't reply "all the time, Tip," I'd srsly have to consider terminating our business relationship 🤷🏽‍♀️

In a weird place mentally (brain floating inside a jar of goop)

Anna Garcia's unhinged connections puzzle from @smartypantsshow.bsky.social on @dropout.tv 🟪🟪🟦🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨

Anyone wanna actually be known, or are yall still out there mortifying ordealin it out?

How about you continue to master the art and magic of leaving things unsaid, expressed via a visual medium, and I, who grew up female in a predominately male hispanic household, continue to say things as they pop into my brain and mouth , because that's what freedom tastes like to me.

Omg, I'm cut off - no more internet for me. Guess how I just read the word "goateed" 😭

Thought it was the rapture but just took my bp medication twice

Me listening to the Tindersticks

Sugar babies die young or live long enough to become the old man you're fucking (it's magical; stay alive)

I'm actually fine with starting blasphemous rumours

Uergh...post-yap clarity

I-

she's only into him for the cursed amulet

tits or ass? bro, the way she cannot forget Carcosa where black stars hang in the heavens; where the shadows of men's thoughts lengthen in the afternoon, when the twin suns sink into the lake of Hali; and the way her mind will bear forever the memory of the Pallid Mask.

✨️Take my pills Find my pen Eat all my meds Write about meee ✨️

Wearing a bra I slightly shrunk cos I didn't see it in the dryer...I'm sure it'll stretch out and feel better as the day goes on (I had this thought and realized it seems like the last thing I think before ending up on the news in a messy rage-induced vehicular homicide)🎀✨️

This would fix me

Was I supposed to find this erotic (I'm into either position honestly)

"All men are dead except those who know. All men who know are dead except those who practice. All men who practice are dead except those who act with right intention... And all those who act with right intention are in very grave danger." - Dzou'l-Noun #quote

✨️Transmutation, motherfucker✨️

I have to walk without rhythm so I don't attract the worm (take a weird circuitous route so the cat doesn't get underfoot and trip me while I'm holding hot tea)

Maybe this time, I can go around to get out, instead of through, just as a little treat

It seems like a good time to trot out one of my favourite quotes about AI: The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim. Edsger W. Dijkstra (Feel free to replace "computer" with LLM or chatGPT.)

I wanna know what your weight feels like distributed across the crests of my hip bones...for science

Freaky Tales was a fucking delight 💚

I was in a race with the gummy to finish tucking in my kid before it hit; I technically lost, but I think the giggles mean we all won ✨️

I don't think detachment is the lesson. I think it's in the attachment and the letting go and the doing it all over again and again. In the "getting to," maybe, and not the "having to."

I let her hit cos it was astrologically auspicious 💫

She's a 10 but she takes her earrings off in bed as she falls asleep and they fall down the gap and then the cats bat them around and they get lost, which we all know is just an indicator of the rest of the chaos in her life. Also the 10 is generous ✨️