Lebron Del Ray

We don't need any more coverage of new popcorn buckets, theres other stuff going on

Accidentally heard that band Geese when Tidal autoplayed them after a playlist 😬 BLOCKED

(DISCORDANT, TENSE MUSIC BUILDING)

Who up vacillating?

There should be a drag king named Surge who performs Serge Gainsburg material live but it's translated into English and otherwise makes it sound as close to the recordings as possible

I'm not embarrassed to be thinking about drinking a hot Dr Pepper, but am I embarrassed about considering pouring Dr Pepper in my electric tea kettle?

Green curry mashed potatoes

Skinny serifs are the official typeface of the American Century of Humiliation

I like that Queen has an album called HOT SPACE, thats a great title

Nightmare hacky sack circle

You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance, Charlie Brown

Is it me, or is money more expensive now?

Cocteau Twins lost 1996 webcast remastered (for those who celebrate) youtu.be/X1cyfRoMzj0?...

Hold on hold on hold on, we don't need to be letting people into the Criterion Closet more than once until I get a turn

If you see this, post a Spider-Man!

Traveling Wilburys in the 90s would have been Bruce Springsteen, Lou Reed, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, and Donald Fagan

Monster Peace Theater

PSA/ICYMI: Just making sure folks know, If you type "-ai" (without the quotes) after any Google search, it won't use AI. At least for now ^PG #TCMParty #OffTopic

The convenience(?) of wearing clothes just doesn't justify all that laundry. There has to be a better way

I have this one cat that meows just like a person in your pocket that you butt dialed

The Night of the Hunter was the first movie that dude directed and then he said "nah, I'm good" and never directed another wtaf

Replacing all cheese with mustard henceforth, for political reasons

To answer the age old question, ACAB does not include Crazy Frog

If you said Disturbed or Alien Ant Farm did your favorite cover song, please block me

Who up being acquired by they ideological nemesis and destroyed?

who are you going to piss under the pistletoe?

My last remaining vice is having a sneeze that won't come out

the undiagnosedest

I saw the best artists of my generation hosting paint-and-sips to make rent

Humpty Dumpty autumn; gonna have a great fall

If you can't handle me at my worst, then I don't know when you will ever get a chance to handle me at all

The person on my street mowing their yard at 9:13 pm on Oct 1

I am so many things, but "available to jump on a quick call" will never be one of them

Just found out Freddie Gibbs was born on my birthday, so can't nobody tell me nothin

When I say I am universally beloved what I mean is damn, the new mayor hasn't even taken office yet and has already blocked me on Facebook

Consider my heights fully wuthered

Mental note: Next time double bag the dead raccoon

I just feel like most of our problems *might* be solved by a t.A.T.u. comeback

No one wants a heaven with an HOA

My cats are all gonna get raptured so I'll probably sleep in

That's a lot of strategic consistent repetitive trauma & psychic driving, pawpaw.

I don't understand how snuggies aren't the predominant garment by now. And pajama jeans.

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.

Can't, watching ultraterrestrial material on YouTube

Best part of misplacing yr phone? Don't spend time looking at phone Worst part of misplacing yr phone? Spend time looking for phone Worst part of finding phone? Spend time looking at phone

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

Whoever said 'This is what happens when generations of Americans are taught history by coaches' should be amplified

Now that you mention it, I can think of many things that Have No Place In This Country. So, back of the line

Everyone was supposed to wear their team colors to work today and I inadvertently nailed it