I realized long ago that whenever one is unimpressed with a song, movie, TV show, performer, etc that everyone else seems to think is the GREATEST THING EVER, it's best to simply remain silent on the topic.

I don't think it matters much what they do in the audience but voluntarily attending this AND telling everyone to act proper is just announcing you're a bunch of weenies imo. If you're worried about turning off voters one way to do that is to have zero self respect

FUCK decorum when there are Nazis in the room.

Future scientists will need to study Jeffries, Schumer, and other corporate Dems to determine how they maintained the ability to walk upright while lacking a spine

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What you'll get is a NYT article like "I was one of the lawyers who scrubbed Trump's name from the sex crime files. What I saw shocked me" and it'll publish a month after Trump dies

The obsession the right has with breeding women is criminally understated in the mainstream media. Elon Musk has a literal baby breeding cult and the press pretends like it doesn’t exist.

Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.” They pulled a Target.

There is nothing better in this world than the love of a dog.

None of you (Dems) need to attend the SOTU when I’m pretty certain we all collectively know that the SOTU is pretty fucked right now

is life just a series of days where you're tired in the afternoon and wide awake at night, running behind on weekly deadlines, and seeing pants get slim and big and then slim again over the years until you die?

Assholes. Had I known yesterday that you sucked this much I would’ve actively rooted for Canada. Fuck you, you vile misogynistic pos

Ugh was so happy for the men’s hockey team yesterday and then they had to go ruin it by being shitty maga assholes. Can’t have one nice thing anymore istg. That’ll teach me for feeling patriotic for all of an hour or so..

We may have won silver but our players have a heart of gold 💛 unlike the disgusting US team and their behaviour in that locker room. The misogyny towards the female hockey team. Disgusting 🤮 but unfortunately this Canadian is not surprised in the least.

If someone is smart they’re drafting the screenplay about Americas win today in hockey. This story has heartwarming, give you the feels, cheer for the underdog sports movie vibes written all over it.

Dammit, I didn’t expect to be crying right now. Way to bring me to tears with Gadreau’s kids out there with the jersey for the team pic

Jack Hughes, with no teeth, bags the winner. Connor Hellebuyck an absolute American hockey legend. What a game.

We don’t claim Wayne Gretzky either.

What a game and what a fun Olympics 🇺🇸

What an ending to a TOUGH game!! Bravo USA, so sorry Canada!

HOLY SHIT!!!! USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸

It’s not normal to be sweating this much this early on a Sunday morning. Damn this game!

I am going to say this not-gently: you need to get off of Twitter (I’m never calling it the other thing) and you need to get off of there now. Download your data one last time and then nuke your account. Nothing lasts forever, anyway.

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the Boldy goal, the Hellebuyck save on McDavid, surviving a 90 second 5-3….USA boys showing some grit today!! LFG.

Unreal job by the US penalty kill. Hellebuyck has been tremendous.

1st goal 🇺🇸!

Here we go- let’s fucking go USA! You guys got this!!

two days? this kid is getting to play video games for a couple days and walking back in to a standing ovation

Oh Jesus, really BMW? Using Flagpole Sitta in a commercial? Ugh, please make this timeline end

This country is under some kind of wizard's curse where every 50 years there's a crisis that reminds everyone why it's bad for a small gang of obscenely rich assholes to control everything, and we go ohhh and then we all immediately forget again

So of course we the consumers get fucked..again

Well that’s a strange way to write “despite the court’s check, the Republican president was intent on continuing to ignore the court and operate in an illegal and unconstitutional manner.”

I can’t stop thinking about how the HHS Secretary of the United States of America went on the news and bragged about doing coke off toilet seats and do y’all remember when Bill Clinton had to pretend like he never inhaled weed because it was a massive nationwide scandal? Wtf are we even doing here

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Noah Wylie has some amazing non-verbal reaction shots on the Pitt, but there's one in the latest episode that may be an all-timer. My daughter and I were laughing for five minutes.

I just want people to stop sitting on equipment while playing on their phones between sets.

Bit from my last special about Texas politics (this could be the year tho!!)

a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but there was a time when the married dhs secretary using taxpayer money for a custom built fuck palace in the sky for her to bang coworkers wouldve been a big deal

In the 1800s, a slave owner purchased over a dozen people in Georgia and set the foundation for his family’s generational wealth Generations later, a railroad company owned by one of his descendants is using eminent domain to seize land of Black farmers

Damn..just watches him in Valentines Day this past wknd and had no idea about the ALS. So sad. It’s a bastard of a disease from what I understand. RIP man.

Apparently, many people need to be reminded that raping children is a far more heinous crime than illegal immigration.

this is the happiest I've been all olympics

is this what patriotism feels like?

AGREED. It’s amazing what happens when you’re out there for the love of the sport. What an amazing and joyful won!

Fuck yes

Fucking love to see it. Congrats girl.

Alyssa Liu I see you girl..having fun and kicking ass. That program was so fun. That’s what I’m fucking talking about!

Hell yeah, way to go Amber Glenn!! So happy for her.