“I was just following otters.”

What a great headline

This is a kink. I'm speaking as an *expert* This is 100% a sexual kink.

timeline cleaning

you miss 100% of the goofs you don't troop

People don't dislike Tim Sweeney nearly as much as they should.

35 million people handled my junk. (one way or another) Thank you @cyberpunk.net @cdprojektred.com for this gift :P

www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people. #morrowind #thomasthetankengine

Now I heard there was a tiny box Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah But though it promised games for free And mobile ports on your TV It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya

lmao

GenAI is a fascist product. Sorry you don’t have the moral fortitude to do your own thinking, but fascists love that

give it up for Henry yall

Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...

It's be nice to yourself Monday, so be nice to your self, OR ELSE!

@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism

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Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:

My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot

Important message to my younger self

The proportion of female to male dialogue in Final Fantasy. #advx25

i call the big one bitey

evergreen

You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.

thanks linus torvalds

drew a cute birthday card for a friend 🌱🌸

HELP

ok

The difference between DnD games back then and now is that Baldurs Gate 3 is the best video game I have ever played while Planescape Torment is the best video game I have ever read

the only good thing about genAI is that it got me to really love seeing bad art, because I know a person put in time and effort, made themselves vulnerable by showing it to others, and is trying to improve. I value that more than anything now

I consider it my professional obligation to inflict as much collateral psychic damage on passing web designers as possible.

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

As Sun Tzu says: 不战而屈人之兵，善之善者也

New GBA titles added monthly

LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes.

We found him ... the Blues Father

Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it

I love this.

19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm? 30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch

this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports

Air Riders

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Revenant’s spirit animal (?) #Eldenring #Nightreign