have life again the second one but uts funny and theres jokes and im going to skeet my disgusting hog about it onto the internet #HLVRAI thread time yes ues

im on that tumnus shit

uniquitous Hog

been busy hitting my power spike

I emerge dripping wet, called forth

I have forgotten the taste of wheatgrain. Too long I battled with Siduri in Sumuqan's court! The gazelle and the horse have thronged.

sometimes you gotta have yourself a good ol yeehaw

METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,

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Life is hard enough right now that the last thing I need to see is a Dracula that’s depressed

thinking of the mortality of the evil and cock

your breakfast caviar? sad. weak. a stew of nebulous death, formless and blubbering. my breakfast? robust. vibrant. a powerful assemblage of shape and color. the yellowness of the eggs. the bacon, symbolizing strenght. the soft round pankakes bringing it all togethe

wher did you get this imag of me

i Post at Work because i Croast that Murk

been busy initiating the sequence

rollin up to the club in this shit

emergd from the grotto in searc of the dark and inscrutcable liquid

been busy learnin how to shake my thigh meat at the resonant frequency of marble so i can bring low the holy places of my enemy and lay their high halls in ruin

are you a silt slut or a mud maniac? choose your team

seeing stocks go down always fills me with this inexplicable bloodlust. like this is what it must feel like to predatory animals when they see something running away from them

man my sleep schedule has been really weird and fuckde up lately i hope nothing happens so on to make that worse like with the time of day or the sun or something

Basically my plan is to listen to progressively more depressing and harrowing music until i become so powerful that i can fell god with one hand

she sharp on my cheddar till i mook

what if they made a spaghetti that was fucked up and evil

guy named Plumb Bob

ensign: Captain, the enemy destroyer is charging their thermic lance me: who up chargin they thermic lance lmao right? i am vaporised in an instant. i feel nothing. my remains, now nothing but chains of carbon atoms, are strewn among the cold unfeeling stars to drift forever

coworkers brought in some bagles and donutes this morning bug day for toroids all arounf tbh

who up ganoushin they baba

work party honestly a big vibe rn

my sexy punk rock lifestyle is bringing ruin to all who follow me

ponging beer. in defiance of the gods

i stuff my muscular ass into these heavy carhartts every morning out of commitment and dedication to You, the viewer,

nice weekend lined up can some kind of Thing stop from Happening for a couple days pleas

The three most authentic characters in wrestling: 1. Samoa Joe, a man from a dimension where wrestling is real 2. Eddie Kingston, a man from our dimension who thinks wrestling is real 3. The Beast Mortos, an orc who is also a lawyer 🤼

gonna make advanced soup tn with the whusband

been busy wrying the very bones of the earth with broken and bleeding hands

tryna channel this guy rn

im doing the pseudohistorical diet trend thing but instead of emulating the diet of gilgamesh or a caveman or whatever im tryin to eat like a 18th century Parisian tradesman. im running on pastry and coffee and a couple small bites of cured meat this morning and i can feel it working

drafts shmafts. real ones know that the feed is the real draft folder. my actual fully formed posts are nailed to the inside of a dead tree somewhere, ill never tell

it is wonderful down here in the holes and tunnels com join us

hey nonny nonny on that shit right now

gilgamesh? i dont even know what a mesh is

no one would dare disturb my dissolute slumbre within the entrails of the sacred machinery. perhapss,,, some blatro to pass the time ..?

sippin on the coffee theat makes u old

bro it's your MP. it's your MP. i can see your gauge is flashing. i know you're feeling healthy and well rested but that's a different thing. it's your MP. that's why you're posting bad. try procrastinating an important work task

potbelly is the new quizno's (derogatory), jersey mike's is the new subway (complimentary), firehouse subs is the new blimpie (derogatory)