Oh shot Myron Reed!?!! i dont know shit about the rascalz but i know myron reed fuckin goes #AEW 🤼 also yeah im catching collision for once

This is you guys on here

ive seen enough, bandido for president of earth 2026

coaxing the decrepit beast into a semblance of life once more that it may cut the silly little parts for me

im beig silenced, amd cencled for my beliefs

been busy spinning up The Machine

man i was on one over the holidays huh

had a nit to drink last nigt ang the coffee this monring is filleing me with a mysterious and ancient powre

reach heaven through [brody king]

oh check it out its benny omicron or something hey sickos im late to #AEW 🤼

ok im back let it rip i guess

gonna take a nap for like an hour, no body let anything fucked up happen while im out ok

HOLY SHITTTTT

been busy initiating the forbidden protocol

there will be wars n rumors of wars bro

cranking hog spooky style

this is the america i believe in

THERE WAS ANOTHER WHO CAME BEFORE YOU HE WAS A HERO AND YOUR BROTHER AND MY SON #protomen

been busy going mad but like in a new and different way

been busy refraining

time to fly spaceships so i can afford a really really big spaceship, sometimes computergames? theyre alright

A long time ago on a website similar to this one, we had a picture we loved. A picture of a pig pooping on it's own balls. It was an affirmative and it was a negative. It was posted to mock, but also posted for joy. And it was a picture of a giant turd on even gianter balls

His suffering is endless. He was warned, of course,but the warning came too late, so long ago, the stairs seem to have no end... he has forgotten his friends. He has forgotten his name. He has forgotten the weird stank of the subway sandwich vent. All he knows now is the stairs. It keeps happening.

on hold for a specialty tool guy and the hold music cuts out every few seconds in a different place each loop making it sound like the call got through. crawling darkly screaming walking twisted walking ashore attacking regardlss of targert

charging my ult (afternoon coffee)

going to go hang out in a confined space with all of my favorite pressure vessels

deepening my stance

an egyptian trying to ask his wife about going on a walk in front of their excitable dog but having to spell it out because he knows that word: honey, would you like to go on a kneeling man-heron with wings raised-scarab-standing man-barley?

me at work makin the stuff

xfiles is crazy cause it takes the stance that yeah theres aliens and govenrment coverups an shit but at the end of the day its just the one guy. he killed jfk too btw it was him the whole time

honestly? good odds it happens this year

huge fuckin pamkcake

fuck yeat time to becom processed meat prducts

im not allowed to say my new years resolution on the internet

It is, how you say, Duc Núkem 64

God made men 😇 my three bar special giga beam attack made them equal 🤠😈

gaming setup in the cold ass basement so i made myself a Potion. couple packets of "Instant Ginger Drink" and some Fireball later and god damn if that shit didnt work

been busy kicking at different heights

bacone. mushcemrooms. eggs. the unbeatble combinateon

had a nit to drink last nigt ang the coffee this monring is filleing me with a mysterious and ancient powre

All to and no fro makes jack a dull boy

crawling violently

casting hidden body to confuse the shadow people

they're calling me tom scott the way I be at a location

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

been busy learning to rotate in such a way that you cant really tell if im going clockwise or counterclockwise and if you concentrate you can kinda switch the direction it looks like im going in

theyre disintegrating me in the holy light tomorrow