been waiting for this since I saw it demo'd briefly at freeplay 2019 (i think? i cant recall where else I'd seen it) i just thought it was like, abandoned

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explaining to my kids what the 90s internet advert popups were like: "imagine if visiting a website was like opening a game for the first time after you got 50 different DLCs for it, and you had to keep clicking 'Continue' on the game telling you about each one seperately"

umphf... the way she Cor' my Blimey until I 'Ello Govna!

hearing the word "yearn" has like a 14% chance to make my brain think of the Seinfeld scene about yearning

All I do is sit down at the typewriter, and start hitting the keys. Getting them in the right order, that's the trick.

there should be a side quest in a JRPG where you get a character that joins your crew called "Magg Huffin" and they end up causing more enemies to attack you and come after you, and your characters protect them because they're "super important". AMAB... Assigned Maguffin at birth...

This is Hirohiko Araki (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure creator) giving what I must consider bad advice in his book advice about manga. The example he makes up after the highlighted section is the basis for one of the better role-playing games to come out in the past several years (disco elysium).

Been fixing some bugs in Give Up The Dupe lately and pushed up a build that fixes the game not running on Proton/Linux. It's fun finding an old comment like this! I was even able to follow the Trello link and get the OG screenshot that got sent to me! Link: store.steampowered.com/app/1163470/...

Subway sandwich artist: "what vegetables would you like on that?" Me: "no thank you"

Me: Wow indie devs are lazy as fuck, I hate when a game auto-defaults to using the first plugged in controller, it should detect which one you press a button on, and then use that ID! Also Me, looking at "Give Up the Dupe" code: *does above* Oh dear god fixing this is going to be a pain in the ass

misty misty

girls will be like "omg i love toxic yaoi" but then say they've never seen Commando 😩 true love is wanting to shoot your boy between the balls instead of the eyes 🥺

gf calls me pretty and i end up looking like a goddamn animal crossing character exclaiming

Guru guru mawaru 🎵 Guru guru mawaru 🎵 #HighSchoolRumble

Gonna tell my kids this was God of War on the PS2

god this guy rules

I can't articulate how... but HDMI-CEC exudes a kind of Wayland protocol/compositor energy in that it is so close to doing what I want but it seemingly never will

"Spontaneous, violent love" - Elijah Wood

huffing this excerpt just to feel something

🎵 made you a meme of a lad that is pog 🎵 #Outlander #AwfulAwfulMeme

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

oh my god this is extremely funny

The bottleneck in software development is project management, product planning and product design; not coding. For this reason, LLMs to generate code will not make any difference to speed software development up—even for the hypothetical case that they would be infallible and free.

saw an emo kid taking a photo of a church spire on his silver 2000s digital camera. the world is healing

me after i change a bird character's dialogue from "what the heck" to "what the peck"

I desperately need to know what song or reference is in the original Japanese light-novel now. #watanare #yuri #gl #wlw

it would seem... that only sausages have reached vegan valhalla...

no deep commentary here, just thought this was funny

i can’t think about deer anymore without thinking of this tweet

Finished Serial Experiments Lain. wow id heard good things from people but I wasn't expecting something that felt as dreamy as Mullholland Drive or Twin Peaks Season 3 but also to be incredibly competent in what it has to say

Fun Fact #1: IRC was named after the popular internet shorthand at the time "I recall correctly" because it helped people to recall correctly. Afterwards to avoid confusion, people started saying IIRC "if I recall correctly"

If you've ever seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer but not Star Trek Strange New Worlds and are wondering "whats wrong with Season 3?" Well imagine if every episode of SNW Season 3 was the episode of Buffy where Dracula was in it

Been spending some time writing C-bindings for RmlUi so I can integrate it into my Zig project... just to see if I can! There's something very neat about running a subset of browser functionality in my application using mostly SDL3 and Zig #Zig #RmlUi #SDL3

trying to just get past the beginning so the gameplay can open up and i can maybe find something to enjoy in it but fuck the storytelling is so infantile and clunky, the exploration space is nonsense, it’s not enjoyable in almost any way except the incredible music

Yeah this guy was the real fuckin deal

I had to know if Kitsune Tails ran directly on the Meta Quest 3 at >120fps and at 1080p via GameNative. It's kinda awesome that I *can* kick back on the coach, stare at the ceiling and play it with an Xbox controller. (I'm bad at the game though) #KitsuneTails #Quest3 #FEXCore #Box64 #GameNative

Watanare... its like the Breaking Bad of yuri anime....

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.

season 1 of pluribus is truly excellent... one has no choice but to lower one's opinion of those who dislike it

ripping off one project is a tragedy sure, but plagiarising a million projects? that's a statistic

Would it make sense if I told you this scene was inspired by Alberto Balsam? It's what I always pictured in my head, the drips and falls and crystalline structures... #AphexTwin #gamedev #Crocotile3D #IndieDev #PixelArt #AFX #Godot

ahh the beauty of Linux, letting me know I have 0 notifications. Thank you Linux Tech Tips.

if only this Link was posing just a little gayer with his hands/fingers, then he'd look like he belongs in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

imagining garth marenghi's scp wiki entries

vivziepop is invader zim for zoomers