Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors https://theonion.com/fox-news-sends-trump-quarterly-tithe-of-3-blond-anchors/

Masked ICE agents, it seems, are now killing American citizens on American streets. Any Democrat who doesn’t support abolishing ICE should be instantly primaried and run out of the party. This is non negotiable. You cannot support the continued existence of this fascist murderous secret police.

Our government is being led by an illegitimate occupying force. This man & his minions are destroying us globally. This man & his owners are destroying us within. This man & his armed militia are killing us on the street. This man hates the Constitution. This man hates democracy. This man hates US!

Police and military forces acting in self-defense use the minimum force necessary for protection. They don't shoot someone who isn't a threat and then block them from getting medical attention and let them die.

Funding the government is treason at this point

Calling all Americans who believe that they need guns in order to easily rebel against the government in the case that it gets taken over by authoritarian dictators: Your time has come.

Today marks 15 years since Gabby Giffords was shot at a constituent meeting, in an attack that killed 6 and wounded 13. I am proud to cosponsor a bipartisan, bicameral resolution to honor the victims and their families today, and recommit to ending gun and political violence.

"Trump used the IEEPA in part as an emergency measure to stop the inflow of fentanyl to the U.S." That is absolute, unadulterated bullshit. Nothing has been done to stop the flow of illegal drugs into the US because nothing's been done to curb demand. www.cnbc.com/2026/01/08/t...

“New technologies will come along to save the environment.” What they said versus where we are: From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Bond market vigilantes are now our last and only bulwark against the onslaught of lunacy from the fascist felon. www.cnbc.com/2026/01/08/d...

Hilton, I won't be a customer of yours again - your standards just don't measure up. www.cnbc.com/id/108248744...

I can't create new cartoons at the moment because I'm blissfully away in Spain, largely ignoring the news. But, if you need one - just replace a country in these with Venezuela, Cuba or Mexico and you'll get the idea

OH CANADA! 😳

US committed an act of war against Venezuela, and now threatens Greenland. That's much more than the end of NATO - it's war between the US and the EU, and we know which side Putin would be on. And we all stand by watching. www.bbc.com/news/article...

The final nail in the coffin for all of the tesla bulls who pumped the stock in spite of dozens of Elmo's promises that turned out to be lies. What's the next promise, Elmo? A Tesla exclusive on Mars? 😂😂 www.cnbc.com/2026/01/05/n...

So this is going to end up with Trump spending billions in U.S. government funds on Venezuela to support a corrupt regime, same as he spent billions in Argentina to keep Milei in power and billions in El Salvador for Bukele's prisons, isn't it? That's the "Donroe" Doctrine.

Bringing manufacturing jobs back to the USA ISM manufacturing index:

2020

The weirdest thing about Americans is how many of them think their laws apply to every person in the world. But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.

wait I just heard a commentator say basically "well, how would Americans like it if some other country kidnapped trump and his wife and sent them off for trial?" I would guess that most Americans would be grateful.

And here's another oldie but goodie

Elmo will do anything for money - ANYTHING. Musk's xAI faces backlash after Grok makes sexualized images of children on X www.cnbc.com/2026/01/02/m...

Farmers, blacks, women and Hispanics who voted red: remember that der Fuehrer told you he's making Amerika the world leader in AI? It's no longer how high your electric bill is, it's whether you get any electricity. www.cnbc.com/2026/01/01/a...

Arrogant, despicable, disgusting -- sometimes words fail us... www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

Of course he's not worried - he named his price, and Xi bought him, just like Putin did. ... www.bbc.com/news/article...

This Needs To Stop!🛑 Peeps, you DO realize that our non-white friends and neighbors...are now carrying their birth certificates and passports so they can PROVE they are US citizens "just in case"? There is NO version of America where this is OK. Defund ICE. Restore due process and rule of law.

Merry Christmas Scum.

The Christmas Eve jazz concert at the Kennedy Center has been canceled. The show’s host, musician Chuck Redd, said, “When I saw the name change on the Kennedy Center website and later on the building, I chose to cancel our concert.”

Know what’s worse than illegal migrants…? Raping children and covering up for ‘em.

20 State AGs have sued Russell Vought for trying to starve the CFPB of funding. Since 2011, the CFPB has returned over $20B to consumers. Without the Bureau, financial predators and scammers will have an easier time picking your pocket.

Watch this video before you do any last minute holiday shopping on Amazon.

Volunteer to feed the homeless? Nah, do something really worthwhile for the pedo-in-chief... www.cnn.com/2025/12/23/p...

‘Splains a lot…

Of course nobody is surprised by this, but I wonder if all of those "evangelist" preachers are still telling their congregations to support this vile, despicable excuse for a human being. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.

Since I’m getting “what did I miss” from alot, Paramount Plus, owner of CBS spiked the El Salvador CECOT prison story yesterday on 60 minutes because it made the White House look bad. Cancel paramount plus Censorship. Bari Weiss

Artificial, yes. But intelligent? missionlocal.org/2025/12/sf-w...

China plays the long game while Magas do what they can to destroy the planet www.science.org/content/arti...

"A Carol For Another Christmas" by one of America's greatest writers. 61 years later it has become reality. Prescient, and we have let it happen.

Pretty much sums up America today.

They can redact and play games but it doesn’t change the fact that the President of the United States is a child rapist.

I can’t wait until these criminals on the Supreme Court are arrested 🤬🤬🤬

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