I Gave My Noble Peace Prize to the President of the United States and all I got was this lousy Gift Bag

Made from real Mothmans

Plus point: the shop by the school sells Lays crisps ("chips" for foreigners) in interesting flavours so I always buy a couple. Today: cu gust de smantana si marar

Happy 2026! Name & Brand: Cadina Steak Weight: 58g Product of: Taiwan 🇹🇼 ALLERGY INFORMATION: CONTAINS TREE NUTS, WHEAT, SOYBEANS Taste: 6/10 Why: Steak may be overstepping a bit here, Steak Sauce may be more accurate. Still, not bad, slightly sweet and a little smoky Did I Finish The Bag? Yep

chips at the airport, Vienna edition. Krauterbutter???

Special Christmas Edition 🎄🎁 🥔 Name & Brand: Kelly's Chips Salt & Vinegar Style Weight: 150g Product of: Austria 🇦🇹 7/10 really nice, lots of flavors available, but I thought they'd do salt and vinegar best. Nice and tart on my lips

Chipsky... ASSEMBLE

Name & Brand: Bret's Camembert Weight: 125g Product of: France 🇫🇷 May Contain Traces of: celery, mustard Taste: 4/10 Why: We're so back, but unfortunately with these mid chips. They're "cheesy" but missing the Camembert funk. Good crunch, oily. Did I Finish The Bag? Non, mon frere, pas encore

It snowed

Thing is if one side of your readership claims the guy's a fascist and the other side says he's a patriot you can't be like "well the truth is somewhere in between" because that doesn't make sense. Instead of choosing a side you're committing to saying that all your readers are morons. Oh wait

I like to watch stuff like this while I make dinner youtube.com/shorts/g2I-B...

Happy Thanksgiving

fuck what you're having for thanksgiving dinner, what are you eating for dinner tonight?

Tired: we're going to Mars in 5 years Wired: your phone can now make fun of you

🌹 Rose Lavelle, one of the greats.

An anagram of Operation Southern Spear is An Epstein Uproar Soother

What's 'interesting,' and I'm sure this has been pointed out by smarter folks than me, is that this is what he's done his whole life. He wants to tear something down and build something, he'll do it. Wanna sue him so that he stops? Go ahead, the trucks are already knocking shit down.

@nanopharmnc.bsky.social last year in Costa Rica

Booker: We do a circular firing squad. Their party, they disagree but- Chotiner: that's such bullshit; RINOs, Liz Cheney. Booker: Come on! Chotiner: There is a disconnect. When you did your 25-hour speech, I was like, go Cory! Booker: Yeah. Chotiner: And then there's a photoshoot with Netanyahu

How is Delilah still hosting Lite FM? She must be a thousand years old

Name & Brand: Torres Selecta Black Truffle Weight: 40g Product of: Spain 🇪🇸 CONTAINS: dehydrated black summer truffle Taste: 7/10 Why: Woo boy that's a lot of truffle flavor but you don't really smell it. Nicely fried, crispy, and goes well with a slice of my homemade quiche Did I Finish The Bag? Si.

Now this one called the Full Metal Jacket. Do you understand?

There should be a Just Shows& Movies/No Commercials channel for people in the hospital or in Hospice. There are people who don't need to be/shouldn't be advertised to, and it kinda sucks that doesn't seem be an option.

Scallop chips?!?

Name & Brand: Lay's Tokyo Yakitori(?) Weight: 34g Product of: Taiwan 🇹🇼 CONTAINS: WHEAT, SOYBEANS Taste: 7/10 Why: I think these are teriyaki chicken chips & they're pretty dang tasty. They have a sweet smoky finish. Only drawback is they smell a little funky too. Did I Finish The Bag? Heck yeah

IN this HOUSE we WATCH the Late-Nite Talk Show Host of our CHOOSING AND Clips of SOME of the OTHERS the Next Day On YouTube

“The right of dissent ... is surely fundamental to the existence of a democratic society. That's the right that went first in every nation that stumbled down the trail toward totalitarianism.” ― Edward R. Murrow, CBS radio broadcast from London, 10/27/47

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Name & Brand: OLW Dill & Graslok Weight: 175g Product of: Sweden 🇸🇪 Contains: ???? Taste: 6/10 Why: Graslok just means chives so that was disappointing but the chips are good; salty, crunchy, vaguely pickled but that's probably the dill Did I Finish The Bag? No, but I have the rest of the weekend.

Name & Brand: Tayto Hunky Dorys Cheddar Cheese & Spring Onion Weight: 37g Product of: Ireland 🇮🇪 May contain Milk, Wheat, Barley and Soya Taste: 7/10 Why: yeah, two days expired but these were pretty nice. Onion stronger than the cheddar but not overwhelming. Great crunch. Did I Finish The Bag? Aye

Look who I ran into today

Ah sports

He's a terrible man with bad beliefs but i'd drop everything to do a 6 week run of Waiting for Godot with him

BREAKING: Marco Rubio dead at 54. Reports Say Secretary Burped Himself to Death. Details to come. Follow @pbsnews.org for latest

Name & Brand: Lay's Kobe Steak Weight: 34g Product of: Taiwan 🇹🇼 Contains: MILK, NUTS, WHEAT, SOYBEANS Taste: 5/10 Why: Not bad to decent. Trick here is to eat multiple chips. On its own it tastes like a Wise French Onion chip, but a few gives more of an au jus flavor. Did I Finish The Bag? Yes

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Chip display at Wegmans, Astor Place

Craize Coconut Toasted Snack Crackers Product of Miami Not really a chip per se but a delicious corn and coconut taste. 7/10 would snack again

Some chips available for purchase in Aruba

There is no city, state or federal district where it is legal to terrorize and detain people for being brown and working in agriculture. These raids must stop immediately. 8/

Sun Chips minis Garden Salsa. As good as it gets on a plane. Thank you flight attendant for the second bag. 6/10

Money is just social obligation we made into tokens to make things easier than bartering It's an incredibly useful tool, but the accumulation and inequality exploits can make society really buggy It's a reasonable question to discuss how to fix that by preventing too much accumulation

Is this a chip? I vote no 4/10

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