Meet Rin. He was a talented Pokémon trainer as a kid. As an adult, he's a survivor of gifted child burnout. Hasn't interacted with Pokémon in years. Now he stumbled into having one of his own for the first time in forever and... ngl thinks it kinda rules.

TV Network Refuses To Air ‘Miracle On 34th Street’ For Outdated Depictions Of Hope, Joy https://theonion.com/tv-network-refuses-to-air-miracle-on-34th-street-for-1848159248/

GENERAL ALERT AND NOTICE DISCO ELYSIUM FREE ON EPIC GET IT WHILE IT'S LIFE CHANGING

twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..

And Tiny Tim, who did not die, Bart, die

Gamers. It’s time

This sweet, beautiful soul is just waiting for that right person to adopt her. MELIA needs a low traffic adult only home with no dogs. Cats are ok. Be her hero 💻[email protected] 🏡Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter 📞(516) 785-5220 📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

The writers behind Progressive and Liberty Mutual commercials attended the same comedy school. Day 1 was timing, which they aced. Then they got over confident and dropped out before day 2: how to be funny.

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

"Weh everyone in Dragon Age: The Veilguard is too nice it's like a party of Wyll from BG3 beh" The fact that y'all are painting this like a negative is telling. Why are we not allowed to have one fucking game where all the characters are refreshingly validating and not edgy brood fests?

I just saw someone yell “they’re just using it to generate ideas!” And I hate to say it But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas Quit.

Autocorrect, when I accidentally type "reappy", I understand why you might think I mean "reapply". But take one second to consider how close the "L" and "P" are and then another to think of another more common word I'm far more likely to be using. I'd really appreciate it.

David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov. He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.

Guess I'll post this again

PEOPLE WHO MAKE SIMPSONS MEMES DO THEM BESPOKE AND HAND-CRAFTED AND ITS ONE OF THE INTERNET’S PROUDEST TRADITIONS

As I sit here feeding another outdoor cat that could be a stray or someones pet....I get more pissed off. Stop letting your cats be outdoor. It's bad for their health. If you can't handle entertaining your cat indoors, than dont have one. Just ugh.Pisses me off so much. Forever anti-outdoor cats.

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

My response to anything over the next two weeks

absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos

Those of us who have seen how Larian exclusively ignores Wyll in favor of every other BG3 character are frankly not that shocked to find out what it's actually like over there.

alright so the people who didn't want dragon age to go to larian, i understand now

Swen Vincke of Larian Studios responded to backlash for using AI with a promise to rewind time to before anyone knew about that. paletteswap.site/dif...

Hell yeah it's Steam Replay season. Not surprised Date Everything dominated, but am very surprised I somehow played 60 games this year.

Old King Cole passed legislation against mixing shredded cabbage with mayonnaise. This is Cole's Law

It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.

It's cold.

New chapter up in my chill Pokémon fanfic inspired by yamujiburo's JessiexDelia fan comic series. They're very cute together.

If you claim this, I'm giving you the biggest side eye. Fuck JK Rowling. Fuck terfs. Fuck the terf wizard franchise.

U.S. pals: Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army. There are better charities out there. Much better.

Just a reminder that ICE didn't exist until 2002. It's not some longstanding institution that must be maintained. It was created as a knee-jerk reaction to 9/11, and it could be gotten rid of as easily as it was created.

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

I want to re-emphasize, the guy who has made HUNDREDS of videos calling people in the industry slurs, calling for them to be fired, calling all the studios that are showing games "woke and gay" and has harassed multiple journalists covering the show over the years is at the Game Awards.

i stand by this statement every year

Hey @steampowered.com What the fuck

Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

I think about this one pretty much every afternoon

I've always said I want a Pokémon game where you can just sort of be whatever you want to be, just with Pokémon. Gimme the whole Kanto (and fuck it, Johto too) map and let me explore it like before, but not necessarily battling my way through. Maybe I want to work at every Pokémon center.

I know Bluesky is still having trouble figuring out how to show people posts they actually want to see, but if it helps, I can promise you I AM NOT interested in random streamers and vtubers promoting their videos. No shade to them, I simply do not enjoy that format. More shitposts please, though.

I'm so fucking tired. Dragon Age: The Veilguard is good. It always has been and always will be. Stop labeling anything below an arbitrary and nebulous definition of perfection as "bad". Bad games hurt. Bad games ruin your entire day. If you can apply any of that to Veilguard, go the fuck outside.

Bullying shitheads works.

Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.

Someone should start a stoner band that's a trio of women and call it the Crunchwrap Supremes.