One more time for rupes ☝️

Ok this all started game so far has actually been great.

Just saw a medication commercial with an E40 beat. Think thats a sign im unc’d

This is my finals championship right here

Just watched the replays and holy shit what a joke that was. I am legitimately a keshad hater after those cringey celebrations. Dude spent more time practicing dances than his dunks. The “highlight” of the night being jase concussing himself on top of that🫠seriously its time for the contest to go

Oh look its the dunk contest… *turns off tv

DAME TIME ⌚️ Damian Lillard joins Larry Bird and Craig Hodges as the only players in NBA history to win the State Farm NBA 3-Point Contest three times!

Time to reset the board 😏

Did i spend the entire 2nd quarter making this? Yes. Do i regret it? No.

Tired: send feet pics Wired: send Vit pics

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Black suit scoot 👁️

We weren’t all the way back but we are now 😈

Just bought up some kuminga cards before his stock jumps in atlanta. I’m fairly high on him actually being a franchise cornerstone for someone, whether thats in atl or elsewhere next year. Also intrigued by Ben mathurins opportunity, clips will be in tank mode so time for him to get buckets.

Crazy how we all thought Trae and AD could end up teammates but not like this.

Would be real neat if conley got bought out of chicago and went back to memphis to end his career

James Harden in Cleveland Ohio

Waiting for shams to complete the total tear down of memphis

One last time 😢

If evan turner can make it as a commentator then anythings possible. Dont let them tell you no.

Of course i choose to go out and try to have a life during one of the most legendary rookie duels ever. Fml

“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”

Quick reminder #wethefurthernorth

We are so fucking back

Gonna get back to periodically posting my liked songs on here. Here is this weeks

The entire Brooklyn team statline tonight looks like something Westbrook or harden could’ve had a decade ago wtf.

To all the people saying OKC is gonna break the record, I highly doubt it. @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social can come at me if im wrong, but the warriors had to rip of 20+ straight wins to start the year to get 73 wins. I don't think people understand how one bad stretch instantly kills this.

Started a new job/city a month ago and i managed to drag a few of the office fellas out for drinks last night. I mentioned Sim Bhullar and they knew who i was talking bout. Safe to say i found my people.

At what point is it wrong to call our reserves a box of scraps?

Gonna have to reset this soon 😈

Crazy how the players nearly ended the bubble for george floyd Breonna taylor and everyone else but you havent heard a single peep from them now days. This isnt any different.

What a bullshit ass call seriously the nba gotta get this ref thing together.

These were easier to keep up on when we were losing lol

Yang hansen getting mvp chants on the bench while deni at the line you love to see it

Welp there goes trae young, into nba irrelevancy. It has been fun.

This tweet has been showing up in my feed every day for the last two weeks. Bsky algorithm is tweakin, but also i feel haunted by this stat

Post a famous bathroom scene

Shout out to my guy rupert out there cooking

some NBAYangboy time 😈