NEW: I've filed a claim with Todd Blanche for compensation from the $1.776B slush fund for the unlawful investigation by the government into my podcast in August 2019. I'm seeking $8.647 million in compensation for weaponized lawfare - the equivalent of punitive damages, lost pay and retirement.

I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.

NEW: The judge has weighed in on the $1.7 slush fund. I promised an update when she did. Please share widely.

Breaking: The Trump administration has forever banned the IRS from auditing the taxes of Trump, his family members, and his companies. www.politico.com/news/2026/05...

Beyond parody.

Oh did bsky vibe code an update again because it sure feels like they vibe coded an update again

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Rather than conclude that democrats are bad because people like Fetterman and Polis are democrats, I prefer to conclude that people like Fetterman and Polis are not democrats and they need to get the hell out of our party.

Imagine needing a map to know whether you still have bodily autonomy.

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Addendum: as it turns out, this flag was originally designed for Super Mario Sunshine and then scrapped during development, then rescued from the unused files to be used in Super Mario Galaxy! Someone on the team may have been particularly fond of this reference to not let it go to waste.

In Super Mario Galaxy, there is a flag atop a tower in Sea Slide Galaxy depicting a seagull in a unique style not shared by anything else in the game. This is actually a reference to the classic 1984 Hayao Miyazaki film Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind.

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“Never mind the UFO files. Release the Epstein files” Saved you a click.

Authorities Unearth Mass Grave Of Trump Advisors

Trump’s legacy will be turning China into a global super economy and America into a “nation in decline.”

This is how I imagine Star Fox fans:

The government is not supposed to choose their voters. The voters are supposed to choose their government!

Same.

Through 50 years of Republican treachery, deceit and failed leadership, the GOP has evolved and grown in dangerous ways: Nixon tried to steal an election, Trump is trying to end our democracy.

Trump Slammed For Replacing Reflecting Pool’s Original Coconut Flavor With Blue Raspberry https://theonion.com/trump-slammed-for-replacing-reflecting-pools-original-coconut-flavor-with-blue-raspberry/

Didn’t somebody say we’d be “winning” by now?

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

He couldn't be more wrong.

How dare he, after all the damage he’s already done.

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stuffs my friend recommended I remove the egg whites and mix with sugar first, I also used fancy machine to mix (tho tough and made hand sore) Also made buttercream frosting

tem make a cake for mom day

FOX paid $787M for lying about a stolen election. It wasn't close to enough.

Viewtiful Joe.

Agreed.

Water this color reminds me it’s time to flush.

Gee,color me totally surprised! What a bunch of suckers!🤣🤣🤣

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Mississippi's new tourism slogan: "Come for the hospitality. Leave in a box."

Cute, yet impractical new "footwear" from Chanel. Whomever actually buys this stuff demonstrates that a fool and their money are soon parted.

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Or the guy who was killed at the Butler event!