cooows!

I also try to say something nice in every pentest report I write. People only expect to hear bad things, why not shout out what they’re doing well? I still think about that one codebase that was the best commented I’ve ever seen before or since. Heck yeah I told them that

ok less i be know to be only a hater.. can i break a spear in favor of the XBox hardware team? 1. the fact key-bind profiles are stored on device is very neat! 2. i had to take this apart recently and the controller design is very repair friendly. they even have an official teardown video!

good god i just want to use this xbox controller i bought with my grown up money but no. here i am waiting for the Microsoft Store to download the XBox app at 200kbps (on a gigabit line) so the XBox Accessories App can allow me to use the back buttons nghhhhhhh

tangentially related: if you are a very rich woman and wanna hire me to build and repair robots with built-in 2001 cd players to shoot at. dms are open.

if you dont do the angelina jolie from tomb raider in the shower are you even alive

currently watching the dark knight rises just to hear Bane say "victory has defeated you mr wayne" one of my fave lines ever

lmao. every bluesky.team feature for the last 2 years: "who cares. edit post when??". now we got this thread all the replies are "actually no. terrible idea. what are you thinking". yall are so funny man.

fiat please i need this

restocked on coffee smokes and frozen pizza. work can resume. never beating the programmer allegations.

how it feels to mute the haters

sometime i do wonder what my purpose on this here website is

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

this is who you are being mean to btw

There’s a strange creature in my shellular device !! 📲🐚

buongiorno, buona liberazione!

gnite chat. do not!

NASA put together a website for Earth Day where you can spell your name using Ariel photos of the earth - it's so cool 💙🌍🌎🌏 science.nasa.gov/specials/you...

"life is wonderful! not yours, of course, but even so" say what you want about russians but their cold humor cracks me up every time

today is as good a day as any to abandon all your responsibilities and gather a crew to sail the seven seas

in the shower. shape rotating a funding structure that is resistant to shareholder value miopia. again.

gm!

she creep on my scope till i agile

oh no. I think I did the oblivious to being hit on thing but for poaching dude: aand we're rolling out #$TECH and #$TECH. you did a bunch with that right?👀👀👀 me: ohh yeah they are amazing!! you are gonna have so much fun with that! 😊😊😊

i forgot to salt the pasta water they are gonna take my citizenship away noo 😭

The Hamburglar is ruining my life

yet to hear of a single friend that manages to find the official ETA from the UK gov without my help. everyone is buying them from random third party resellers for up to 160 USD (actual cost is 27) not to mention offloading their identity data to who knows who. great stuff..

sls-san… 😳

Project Hail Mary is a beautiful brilliant film. But molecular biologists be warned there's a deeply disturbing scene midway through when Ryan Gosling's scientist places two eppendorfs directly next to each other in an otherwise empty unbalanced microcentrifuge & sets it spinning with wild abandon.

we are sorry to announce that, against financial and legal counsel, we are once again sporting a punk ass mullet

2028. Chang'e 8 starts construction of a moon base for CNSA with full international cooperation. NASA's SLS launches keeps getting downed by CBP's anti narcos lasers. only one policy remains

you press N on your keyboard. three separate copilots spring to action, competing for resources. hunting. 8 cores maxed out. fan revs up. the screen stutters. seconds, or is it minutes? the letter Y appears on screen.

gun it

💥 amazing development in the Greek #PredatorGate case: Tal Dilian, founder of spyware company #Intellexa breaks the silence and makes a statement implicating the government, secret service EYP, and the nephew/former right hand of PM Mitsotakis. Read the full story 👉 @insidestory.gr

20 min in alice in wonderlands (58) on the tv and oops its playing in duch. but im cooking and too far to change it. we hebben een unserieus probleem

disaster enjoyers join cascading system failure perverts in plea: "stop this. we can only get so hard"

brauch' keine hilfe, kein koffein doch dynamit und terpentin Ich brauche Öl für Gasolin

beautiful moon tonite

looking forward to the incident response calls for "prod is down because of parental controls" 👶

Another proposed orbital data center megaconstellation: Blue Origin have filed a plan for "Sunrise", 51600 satellites at 500 to 1800 km.

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

IRGC Lego Movie daughter vs White House Wii Sports son

reverting to my junior high years to deliver the devastating burn “hey guess where you should take a vacation” followed by a maps link to Momchilgrad

US to deploy the strategic reserve of 10000 war rigs from the Bullet Farm to Gas Town. "what a lovely day" comments a greased war boy familiar with the matter.

as far as im concerned, all women are international

this is such a lovely project! its beautiful, its gentle, its about harmony in very aotearoa way.. the demo is FREE on steam and you get to build a nice little village on top of a nice space whale. go check it out right meow!

Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.

Alerts from NSF–DOE Rubin Observatory have been flowing for about a week...how many have there been?? 🚨 So far, Rubin has generated....drumroll please🥁 ~1.7 million world-public alerts! That's ~1.7 MILLION objects that changed in brightness or position in just seven nights 🤯 🔭🧪