When there’s not enough pages left to untwist the plot and you don’t have the money to buy the next book yet

Even music won’t numb the pain anymore.

Vaccines are safe and effective. Autism isn't caused by vaccines, and autistic people and their families deserve our support. When you want information, ask your doctor. It's more important than ever for all of us to speak plainly, truthfully, and directly about public health.

Sooo…do we have an ETA on those files yet?

A crash out the day before you leave for vacation is so iconic🥰😍

Dear summer, stop being so clingy, me and fall have shit to do. —With love Savannah

“How’s your day going?” Oh pretty good, you know, got ditched by my best friend and yelled at for being overstimulated, I’m doing just dandy.

I’ve got 99 problems, missing that concert is one, and this damn song is another.

Bro. I have to get a new phone, but some of the games I have aren’t on IOS store anymore….. panic and run!

Strange how when I was little I played with cards saying I was a magician and now I play with tarot cards saying I’m a witch

Dear call of duty, my team doesn’t ALWAYS have to suck ass. Sincerely Savannah.

Y’all know how hard Alexander Hamilton is rolling in his grave right now? Knowing that he couldn’t run for president because of an AFFAIR! But now we have a convicted felon in office? What would Hamilton even think of y’all

Bro. I want to do my hair Cherry red but my hair is already naturally red😫

Y’all how do I know if my accent is thick without having to go anywhere💀

I’m just gonna stop opening my mouth now

I’d rather be hated for being myself than being loved for being someone I’m not.

Your School House Rock moment......

Bro why don’t people listen? How many tears and breakdowns is it going to take for someone to hear me?

Maybe one day, instead of being told that I don’t know what I’m talking about, they’ll listen, and realize I’m always right in the end.

New Song - Gator Days

April has by FAR been the longest month ever. This has been the most stressful, hectic, heartbreaking, scary 3 weeks I’ve been through so far.

Neighbors having party: great! Celebrate life! When the music is god awful tho’:

🧼: damn mah coffee got cold 💀: goddit Jöhnny. I'll give it a little microwave 🧼: ah sweet Lt thanks 💀: *takes the mug and gives it a tiny wave then hands it back* 🧼: .... 💀: ... 🧼: ... 💀: micro-waved. 🧼, softly with feeling: Jesus I'm gonna marry this fucking wanker or die trying #ghoap

My room hasn’t been fully cleaned since you left, its like I can’t stand for the mess to go away, like if I clean the mess, I’ll clean the memories of you away with it. I don’t want my room to be dirty, but I don’t want to lose the last pieces I have of you. —Savannah

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ve done too much and come too far to be weak.

You’re telling me that I’m supposed to just keep my mouth shut?

It’s getting bad again…

So many men, including many liberals, told women we were overreacting.

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

...they're eating the protections for the people who live there.

*catching up on the news* Mmhmm, mmhmm, I see. One question: how the fuck is any of this real?

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*CTRL+Z* I HATE DRAWING HANDS *CTRL+Z* I HATE DRAWING HANDS *CTRL+Z* I HATE DRAWING HANDS *CTRL+Z* I HATE DRAWING HANDS *CTRL+Z* I HATE DRAWING HANDS *CTRL+Z* I HATE DRAWING HANDS *CTRL+Z* I HATE DRAWING HANDS *CTRL+Z* I HATE DRAWING HANDS *CTRL+Z* I HATE DRAWING HANDS *CTRL+Z* I HATE DRAWING HANDS

Ok, I’ll bite. What is my purpose on this planet

I’m over facebook

that's my secret, Cap, I'm always angry (I am so tired of being angry)

“What’s wrong?” Everything.

I wonder how long it’ll take for someone to notice if I just stopped talking

Makes all the difference in the world!