Nic Cage Louvre heist movie when?

This is my favorite video on the internet. Dude does EXHAUSTIVE testing of tarps, but the way he delivers the results is like watching the world’s most compelling horse race.

As a reminder, Addams Family Values was accompanied by Tag Team’s “Whoomp! The Addams Family! There it is!” This is not to be confused with 95 South’s “Whoot! There’s a Munster!”

Having money does not mean you’re a genius

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A legacy sequel to Big Lebowski with all the original stars, and it’s never addressed or explained why Donny is alive again.

I just found out that Finland teaches kids in kindergarten to fact check, and actively teaches children how to spot fake news. Why isn't this standard everywhere! The best time for other countries to follow suit was at the same time. The second best is now. www.helsinkitimes.fi/themes/theme...

He only wanted to win the Nobel Prize because it’s called a “prize”. Maybe just send one of those huge checks to the White House to shut him up.

Good. Fuck the entire pharmacy system.

If you like yelling about misuse of the passive voice, THIS IS IT.

Attention #MutantFam and all #horror fans! WNUF 1 and 2 at Walmart! This is not a drill! (I just bought these separately from Terror Vision 2 months ago, so of course this came out now. You’re welcome.)

In five years Diddy is gonna get a standing ovation at the Oscars

Werewolves is a documentary about the 2024 election.

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

I’m enjoying Peacemaker, but I’m really getting multiverse fatigue.

I fucking knew it.

I bet if I had access to a jet pack I’d be really good at it

Just tried to rewatch Thunderbolts, but the idea of Congress actually holding bad actors accountable is too outlandish even for a Marvel movie.

How did Republicans pay for the tax cuts in the Big Bad Bill? By cutting Medicaid, gutting rural healthcare, and raising your electricity costs.

Everybody is talking about that 9-1-1 trailer, but 9-1-1 Lone Star (which is definitely set in Austin and not obviously Southern California) goes so much harder.

I’ve hit my news limit again. About to burn out. Putting on Top Gun Maverick while I play Lego Star Wars to get the sweet sweet nostalgic escape from the hellscape.

Are they still gonna fix daylight saving time or nah?

BREAKING: Billionaires in America now hold a record $7.6 TRILLION in wealth. That's a $4.7 TRILLION increase since the last Trump tax scam. Yes, wealth increase is a form of INCOME. And most of that income will never be taxed. This is why we need a Billionaires Income Tax.

Okay the Make-a-Wish administration has done enough damage. Can the real adults come back now?

Anybody got eyes on Matt Gaetz? What's that dipshit up to?

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Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

🎵Boogers and cum🎵

Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party

Y’all make sure you have at least a day of recovery after the Covid shot this year. Oof 🥴

Watching The Siege. It's not a happy feel-good movie. Nor should it be. And people should watch it, given where we are.

I recommend everyone watches this

A reminder that the NY Post is owned by Rupert Murdoch, whose tv network just called for "involuntary lethal injection" to be used to kill America's 30,000 Homeless Veterans

Remember how scary it was for the 36 hours where it felt like the Right could explode into violence as a repercussion of an assassination? That's what our trans brothers & sisters feel like every fucking day We have to protect them at all costs. They are our line in the sand; not a bargaining chip.

Nancy Mace acting on disinformation that the shooter was trans: goes off on tirade against "trannies" Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."

It's been against the law to release mugshots prior to a conviction in Utah since 2021.

So you're telling me the shooter is a straight white male who did it for the lolz.

We’re peacefully protesting for our neighbors. What does ICE do? Pick us up and throw us on the ground. No arrest, no identification, no process.

There has been a rush among centrists like Gavin Newsom and Ezra Klein to brush over the hateful life of Charlie Kirk and valorize the man. Let me be clear, killing Charlie Kirk was wrong and abhorrent. We must condemn murder without sanitizing a man who built his empire on hate. My latest piece.

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

I bet Aziz Ansari could grow a beard and take over the FBI and Trump would never even know the difference.

So we haven't ruled out a time traveler...

So help me, I laughed #shitpost #meme #distractedboyfriend

RFK Jr. should’ve never been confirmed, & he’s proven that every day since. Children are literally dying from measles because of his lies & reckless anti-vax agenda. He is a threat to our health & our democracy. Public office has no place for deadly, deranged delusion. It’s time for him to resign.

Stockton Rush said the same thing and that got him depressurized into a cloud of blood and viscera in the Atlantic Ocean