WHO GIVES A DAMN? It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts. Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.

Last night I watched Godfather 1 & 2. This morning I put on The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. Talk about cinematic whiplash…

#NowWatching Love at First Bite (1979), with George Hamilton as the tannest Dracula ever. Pretty sure this isn’t canon with Coppola or Browning’s versions. Is this what happens when you try to make a Mel Brooks movie without Mel Brooks? Oh wait he fumbled Dracula too. 🧛 #Horror #FilmSky

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Remember how I said I have it written into my foreign-language contracts that my work has to be translated by an actual human? This shit is why. Those book translations are gonna suck. They'll save money putting out books that are going to be painful to read. That's not a great long-term strategy.

#NowWatching the family Christmas classic “Dark Angel,” a 1990 assault on the senses starring Dolph “He-Man” Lundgren. #MutantFam #HorrorSky #FilmSky #He-Man

They updated the website today to remove the word "independent" Before (left), after (right)

Sarah Sherman’s stand-up special is a goddamn delight. She’s either gonna be a legendary, generational talent, or totally burn out and have a stroke on stage in the next year.

U.S. pals: Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army. There are better charities out there. Much better.

Suck it, Weinstein. #Dogma #Dogma4K #Snoogans

Tired: The Sean Combs Documentary Wired: The Diddy Show

Two episodes left of the Diddy documentary, and still no mention of the Godzilla soundtrack where he decided to “improve” on Led Fucking Zeppelin.

The Supreme Court, Presidency, Senate and two party system are all quite anti-democratic institutions as presently constructed. Our institutions are not only incapable of preventing tyranny—they’re currently enabling it. When democracy returns, we need to reform our political system.

Bring back fistfights in Congress. These ghouls would think twice about staying in office until their 90s if every day brought a chance that some young whippersnapper would rock their world on C-SPAN.

imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"

Guys I found the Epstein files. They were hidden in the Tubi listing for Leonard Part 6.

SCOOP—In August, nearly 200 current/former FEMA staffers published the Katrina Declaration, a whistleblower letter detailing all the dangers posed by current leadership. All current employees were put on indefinite leave, and now I've learned one has been fired in violation of federal protections:

The Claude icon is just a butthole.

Nic Cage Louvre heist movie when?

This is my favorite video on the internet. Dude does EXHAUSTIVE testing of tarps, but the way he delivers the results is like watching the world’s most compelling horse race.

As a reminder, Addams Family Values was accompanied by Tag Team’s “Whoomp! The Addams Family! There it is!” This is not to be confused with 95 South’s “Whoot! There’s a Munster!”

Having money does not mean you’re a genius

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A legacy sequel to Big Lebowski with all the original stars, and it’s never addressed or explained why Donny is alive again.

I just found out that Finland teaches kids in kindergarten to fact check, and actively teaches children how to spot fake news. Why isn't this standard everywhere! The best time for other countries to follow suit was at the same time. The second best is now. www.helsinkitimes.fi/themes/theme...

He only wanted to win the Nobel Prize because it’s called a “prize”. Maybe just send one of those huge checks to the White House to shut him up.

Good. Fuck the entire pharmacy system.

If you like yelling about misuse of the passive voice, THIS IS IT.

Attention #MutantFam and all #horror fans! WNUF 1 and 2 at Walmart! This is not a drill! (I just bought these separately from Terror Vision 2 months ago, so of course this came out now. You’re welcome.)

In five years Diddy is gonna get a standing ovation at the Oscars

Werewolves is a documentary about the 2024 election.

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

I’m enjoying Peacemaker, but I’m really getting multiverse fatigue.

I fucking knew it.

I bet if I had access to a jet pack I’d be really good at it

Just tried to rewatch Thunderbolts, but the idea of Congress actually holding bad actors accountable is too outlandish even for a Marvel movie.

How did Republicans pay for the tax cuts in the Big Bad Bill? By cutting Medicaid, gutting rural healthcare, and raising your electricity costs.

Everybody is talking about that 9-1-1 trailer, but 9-1-1 Lone Star (which is definitely set in Austin and not obviously Southern California) goes so much harder.

I’ve hit my news limit again. About to burn out. Putting on Top Gun Maverick while I play Lego Star Wars to get the sweet sweet nostalgic escape from the hellscape.

Are they still gonna fix daylight saving time or nah?

BREAKING: Billionaires in America now hold a record $7.6 TRILLION in wealth. That's a $4.7 TRILLION increase since the last Trump tax scam. Yes, wealth increase is a form of INCOME. And most of that income will never be taxed. This is why we need a Billionaires Income Tax.

Okay the Make-a-Wish administration has done enough damage. Can the real adults come back now?

Anybody got eyes on Matt Gaetz? What's that dipshit up to?

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