Goddamn Silver alerts happen every day now. Fuckin boomers can’t even fuck off to die in the wilderness without making it everybody’s fuckin problem.

"There’s simply no way any of us could have predicted a Nazi SS guy with his eyeballs dangling out of his sockets and the Staff of Ra broiled into his flesh like grill marks on a meat slab would be such a terrible candidate for Senate."

NEW: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton appears to have used an address where he did not live while voting in six elections in the past two years — despite warning voters that “it is illegal to misrepresent your residence on election records.” with @texastribune.org

Sony is taking this away from us

Netflix sent me an email advertising an "America 250" content block - half of which were directed by non-Americans. This bugs me so now I'm making it your problem.

I thought I was really excited for the new Crazy Taxi, but it turns out I just wanted to listen to The Offspring.

We are a deeply unserious country. Federal agents chasing a lady to make her take down a post on an online bulletin board? These fuckers would never have lasted 10 minutes in the era of IRC.

It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.

Holy shit the He-Man movie was kinda amazing? What timeline is this?

"Something just brushed past my leg!" — Luke Skywalker, #StarWars Image credit: tempestkc on Threads #LincolnMemorialReflectingPool #USA

Hey guys not to brag but Gemini says my idea is seriously brilliant. Take that, Bembridge Scholars!

Kalshi is now taking bets on Sophie’s Choice.

I know what would heal us as a nation: a live action feature length adaptation of the intro of the G.I.Joe movie with a $250 million budget. www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-X8...

Fuckin autocomplete

Oh my god does that mean C&C Music Factory had a labor dispute?

There must be thousands of dudes out there snorting Adderall and doing 96-hour Claude sessions, vibe-coding absolute dogshit -- and honestly, good for them. I bet that feels great. Unfortunately that also means Github is gonna be just a chamber of horrors within 2 years.

Watching a movie on Tubi right now called "The Demolitionist", and so far it is the weirdest Robocop ripoff I've seen this week. Also Pete Martell and Nancy Thompson showed up right away, and I think the bad guy is Richard Grieco but I'm not looking that up. Anyway, 10 minutes in, I give it ****

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

My generation is haunted by the past

ACAB except for Fringe division

Here's an AI tip the tech bros won't tell you: You can use Claude's hooks to play audio files as part of Claude's process. WORK COMPLETE.

I just realized that I have vocal stims, and one of them is the entire album Pork Soda by Primus. Just start to finish. With my mouth.

But if the graphic designer was dying, he wouldn’t bother typing “AAA”, he’d just say it.

My freezer makes a little chime when it opens, so every time I get a hot pocket I end up with Live and Let Die stuck in my head. #firstworldproblems

I'm consistently impressed that Wired and Ars Technica continue to do great tech reporting despite being owned by Conde Naste. The duo's reporting basically killed the tech industry's covert effort to neuter a popular Colorado law making it easier and cheaper to repair your own tech:

If it happens today, we should make Mando and Grogu the biggest box office opening of all time.

Words cannot express the joy I felt when I spotted a baby Diego Luna in John Carpenter’s Vampires: Los Muertos. #FilmSky

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

Rewatching Voyager, and I've just reached Tuvix. Send thoughts and prayers.

FINALLY I Am Jesus Christ is out on Steam. If I were independently wealthy, I would mod this game into an alternate start mod for Skyrim. Crucifixion -> Hey you're finally awake...

I'm very surprised the government's argument in the birthright citizenship case is longer than 14 words.

friendly reminder that Osama Bin Laden had this image saved on his hard drive

Toy Soldiers free on Tubi! #filmsky #potsandpans

USPS totally lost the 32GB of RAM that I ordered off eBay. Probably stolen because it's 2026 and life is a waking nightmare.

New project idea: GSDB (Get Shit Done Badly). It's a fork of GSD, but some agents are given bad instructions, or are told to botch their code and mangle their commits. You'll still eventually get a working product - GSDB will do a round of layoffs to clean house (hopefully the bad agents). #claudeAI

Morbius is on Tubi now - everybody go stream it nonstop to fuck with Sony.

It's a little early to have such a clear frontrunner for "Song of the Summer," but maybe this will heal us. #afroman #randywalters #sonofabitch

I’m all out of Claude points so I’m slumming it with Gemini 🤢

I mean, yeah, Tubi. It’s right there in the name. #FilmSky

A judge ruled against the government‘s anti-vaccine policy, a major setback to RFK Jr’s Leave No Child Left Alive initiative.

The "Glassy" voice for Claude sounds a lot like Rachel Weisz's character in The Mummy and I don't know what to do about it but I feel weird

How is AI impacting my work? Well for starters I get a lot of fuckin emails about AI.

Saturday morning cartoons #castlevania

Excuse me McDonalds but what the actual fuck is KURTIS THE DIVINE and why is he in my happy meal????

#NowWatching the gorgeous Arrow 4K of The Warriors. One of the best looking 4K discs I’ve ever seen. #FilmSky

Pauly Shore (born Paul Montgomery Shore) is an American comedian and actor who rose to fame in the 1990s with his MTV VJ persona “The Weasel” and films like Encino Man and Son in Law. Raised at The Comedy Store, he’s continued evolving through stand‑up, writing, and indie projects

I really hope people start throwing raw liver at RFK Jr whenever he’s in public.