Winter noon-ish

For some reason, my body has decided tonight is “Migraine Night”! Fortunately migraines for me aren’t much more than an annoying headache, but sometimes I need to lie down in the dark. I also have “Little Saint Nick” by the Beach Boys stuck in my head, but I’m sure that’s not related.

Orange Meringue Pie at the in-laws for Christmas. Hope everyone had a good one!

Getting new iPhones

Haircut day!

It’s pizza night’

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

Looks like our highly irregular lemon tree decided to deck itself out for the holidays

Out for my morning walk

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 66

Racoon: what is this stuff? Me: it’s our garbage Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it? Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then

I want to create a group of nine musicians to play banned music so I can call it the 'No-No Nonet'.

it's the unmoisturized elbows for me.

This is just to say I have fired the bureaucrats throughout your government Even the ones that were probably keeping planes in the air Forgive me I am not very smart So efficiency Much savings

Birthday dinner at Tavern on the Square!

Santa hat season!

See the thing is, last christmas I gave you my heart and now this year I just happened to be browsing at the secondhand heart store and what do I fucking find there?!

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

Me: ok that's everything in the dishwasher *presses start and turns around* Teaspoon: you're not gonna believe this

Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Writer: The cup glistened with condensation, reminding me of summers past and the August night my mother died, thrown from her horse into a dark ravine.

starbucks barista: order for cathy lou cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me

New glasses!

Harris: Individual rights, middle class tax cut, back allies Trump: Mass bloodshed, raise prices, kiss up to dictators MAGA: Yay mass bloodshed! Swing voters: Tough call Constitutional conservatives: I don't love it, but I'm in Leftists: They're the same Media: Candidates Offer Policy Alternatives

Okay time for fun. Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine.

We’re in Texas for yesterday’s eclipse. Drove north from Longview to Idabel OK for clearer skies. It paid off! 4 minutes of totality