theres not enough hours in a day to be a lesbian and also be productive

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I guarantee you there are nonbinarys out there named Tundra

grow beyond, but not out of.

Our blocking culture is slipping. If we starve trolls of attention, they wither and move on, leaving us free to focus on what truly matters: shitposting and organising the revolution

Just like when Uber was cheap and all it did was put self employed taxis out of business and then increased their pricing.

Is it too late to make it my new year's resolution to remember to drink my tea before it gets cold

there are two durans inside of me and they’re both hungry like the wolf

Nice

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate! ❤️💚🤍 Hugs to all for whom this day is hard. 🫂

“Telehealth Will Die In 3 Weeks Without Congressional Action” www.forbes.com/sites/judyst...

People have a clock when it comes to being around the chronically. They’re supportive at first - but if you don’t get better quickly - they grow resentful & abandon you. They never consider that it might be hard for US that we will never get better. They never consider our feelings at all.

Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.

Ratatouille but Remy studies abroad in the states and falls in love with an American rat who ends up being pizza rat @disney @pixar

[me, working as weekend manager at the Taco Bell in Butner and instituting mandatory Saturday morning meetings] We don’t have a customer base. We have a flavor base

THEY DOXXED EA-NĀṢIR

cybertrucks are the same shape as the brains of their drivers

it's oreos all the way down, you see

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some goober in mesopotamia invented agriculture and now I have to have a credit score, how is that fair

pass laws that compel new liquor stores and dispensaries to open in defunct businesses and retain the brand identity. Weed Lobster will rise

I love this pun

Why do they call it lifting weights and not buffering

Irish: everything sucks but who cares let's drink and dance

Petition to change "best thing since sliced bread" to "best thing since dimmer switches"