Podcast Guy Nostalgia Guy Kevin Smith Guy Trading Card Guy Bald(ing) Guy Got post today that really hits some markers for the Guys Podcast @murderxbryan.bsky.social

Been away a bit. My wonderful cat Mino isn’t very well and had a rough couple of days navigating what help he needs and how to get it but he’s got a vet consultation tomorrow afternoon. Big problem for me as my ocd already tells me if I leave the house, bad stuff will happen. And I left the house 😔

When a stupid @yourkickstartersucks.com project that I assumed failed and vanished, suddenly appears in the UK, and people are clamouring for them, well then maybe this isn’t JUST a lollypop…

Graham Linehan has such little self-awareness he *really* doesn’t understand how totally unhinged he seems in his ‘woe is me’ batshit crazy ranting! 😬 He’s the ‘cautionary tale’ of what obsessive ‘gender critical’ transphobia leads to: no friends, no life, and spaghetti carbonara for one!

Even though I defo can’t go and also it’s all non refundable, I haven’t been able to psychologically handle the process of cancelling the hotel and flight bookings. But I‘ve had so many emails saying ‘how exciting, it’s nearly holiday time’ etc, that I think I may have to just stomach it and do it

Checking in to say hello. Hand still utterly fucked. Got my meds picked up cos the ex popped over to help me out. You know I’m in a bad way when I’m getting so much help 😂 Anyway, dreading next week when I was meant to go away for a bit. Now I can’t, I’m unsure how I’m gonna handle those days.

I know I say this a lot but this is pretty stupid even for us

Dealt with a doctors problem today. This is mainly a post so the 3 people that follow me on here know not too worry. I’ll get meds by the weekend. And I won’t run out i don’t think. Taking some time to rest now ❤️

Fb deactivated. Insta app deleted for now and I’ll deactivate that one once the mics have been delivered. Now I have to rest my hand and brain for a while ✌️

I suspect ‘revenge guys’ is too much of a minefield for @murderxbryan.bsky.social to pick through, but I am really loving these stories that keep appearing in my timeline. They’re like the lottery fantasists, planning for an event that will never happen and explaining their Wile E. coyote schemes!

On the plus side, after 12 years of a million medication attempts and therapy offerings, today I got told about something new that may suit me. Bless the nhs for continuing to keep me hanging on in there ❤️

Had a nightmare week and can’t bring myself to download insta again after missing Benefits and shambles yesterday. With tickets for both. I was looking forward to seeing friends and I couldn’t do it and I feel so shit about myself now. Worried about my upcoming plans being viable now too 😢

I made a thing! Now I just have to edit, export and convert another 10 bits of video. I reckon this could be done in the next week or so!

My ticket from #Babyshambles first EVER gig, at the Tap in Chatham is being auctioned. Ends tomorrow. A genuinely rare piece of indie music history and i forgot to promote it much, so it’s pretty cheap 😂 ebay.us/m/ul78CP

It has been suggested that my novel, "Ten Draculas", owes much by way of inspiration to the Irish writer Bram Stoker and his earlier 1897 novel "Dracula". A deeply stupid claim. Mine has nine more Draculas.

This is probably the best I’m gonna be able to do on this one. I may have reached my limit on what more I can learn about shapes and 3D shapes in particular 😂 It looks alright though and I think as a sticker for the mini tv boxes, will add something extra to it that improves it nicely.

Wtf. I’m catching strays from the fucking @gooffkings.bsky.social VOD now. I’ll have you know, we Kevin Smith guys are cool and actually, maybe you wouldn’t even be ABLE to be one 🙄 You WISH you had this much View Askew merch Fucksake. Jesse’s unhappy and he’s taking us all down with him 😂 (Love u)

I almost didn’t want this very rough proof of concept, to look like it may work. Cos I don’t actually have the skills on procreate to do it properly, so I’d have to spend ages doing the black outlines on the ‘M’ and then adding the blue right across so it’s a block style, like the proper logo.

I’m still listening to old yks episodes to cure the general malaise that comes with existing right now. Just got to the Rubbish Lads episode that Lara wrote in with. The come dine with me classic! I was too shy to email so they did and it was cool and nobody hated me after they’d watched it.

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Holy fuck, new episode of Guys is an all timer

I know I show this piece off a lot, but they never stop proving me right 🤷 I despise them.

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Well, the reviews are in. Sorry @stefanheck.bsky.social & @jessefarrar.com The old man who has spent his life moving to more and more remote places in the English countryside to avoid people, couldn’t handle the @gooffkings.bsky.social stream. I truly don’t know what I thought was gonna happen 😂

Just enthusiastically told my near 70 year old dad about the insane game mechanic I’m watching & he asked for the link cos it sounds cool. Realising he’s not quite gonna have context for why stuff like this keeps happening, or @jessefarrar.com says his penis is hurty Cheers @gooffkings.bsky.social

Keeping this place as free from my reality as possible, but for the 2 folks who follow me & miss me elsewhere, I just had a pretty big mental health call & I’m doing my absolute best to find a way to exist in the world. I can’t do other sites or people. So for anyone worried, I’m still fighting x

So basically, the idea is a product recall notice for my last work as it was found to have been packaged with the incorrect machinery. Then to have a pile of broken toy guitars alongside the spare backing cards and a box full of the ‘correct’ toy, ready to be carded.

Totally didn’t overcommit myself on this one. All under control!

I have a box of 1:12 scale guns. I want to do a ‘product recall’ press release of my Woody Guthrie piece, saying how due to an oversight, some of them were shipped with the wrong machinery inside. And photos of the last couple of toy guitars, broken up behind new backing cards & new toy sealed up

Got a toy YouTuber visiting tomorrow to check out my insane collection of Kevin Smith stuff. Don’t worry though @murderxbryan.bsky.social there’s no offer they could make that would see me sell the coins. That’s my doomsday prepper retirement plan right there #Smartguys

For the handful of people that have me on here, all other accounts are deactivated for a bit. Not vanished. Just isolating for a little while.

Got an art idea that is gonna be a real problem for people. It feels interesting and appropriate though, so I’m thinking I’ll lean in to it and then just hide off the internet for a month or two.

Bank of America is pulling out as a Platinum Sponsor and demanding I return their six figure charitable contribution to my 501(c)(3) organization Snakes for Unfuckable Men after an independent investigation found many of our snake recipients were giving each other hand and mouth stuff on the reg.

The Guysery is open www.theguysery.com

Some need bases attaching, wires clipping, clay drying and flowers arranging. All need some painting touches. And then there’s another batch that I haven’t started yet. But the bulk of the project is done really. Giving myself two months to finish them from here 🤞

‘The grinch, he had a green body… yes he did…’ So many versions of this intro have had amazing moments to them, but the sheer banality of that line, even by Peep’s standards, is top tier. It’s just white noise in his own head at that point.

I restarted this latest run through from about episode 25, when they were drinking and watching telly while recording, the golden years. More background noise than a fucking go off kings stream. How many times can phones go off in one record?! I love it all though, sincerely…

Celebrating the latest bout of depression by re listening to every @yourkickstartersucks.com episode again. Just hit that weird little spell where all Jesse is talking about week after week is leftovers and how much laundry he has to deal with. I feel I moan less and I’m in crisis care ffs!

Well I see Bluesky isn’t gonna be any kind of sanctuary either then. I’m really tired of having to keep fighting as if the oppressor and the oppressed are on equal footing

More people would hear these guys if they would just talk to their family

Any takers for this one if I drop the price to £80? I could REALLY do with bringing a bit of cash in to help finance the last bit of the next project. Bargain price for a 1 of 1 prototype of the original design. Features resin flowers & signed by Meryl, so it’s super special! Comment if you want it!

Just saw a nice drawing challenge for next month that I may try and do. Never really felt I had the skills to get involved in stuff like that before, so maybe now it would be nice to try and follow the prompts all month and have a little art focus every day.

What I SHOULD have done is remembered what I said after the last time, that they’d be pre-order only. Cos even with some generous help from someone, it’s probably very stupid to be trying to do this on this scale, while disability benefits don’t cover bills anyway I just wanted more people to get 1

I guess in reality there doesn’t have to be as many of the new project. Maybe I’m stretching myself way too thin to do that many given how much I’ve had to redo. I dunno. I liked the idea of more people getting them. But I maybe can’t justify even more risk on it. I’ll have a think.

Any takers for this one if I drop the price to £80? I could REALLY do with bringing a bit of cash in to help finance the last bit of the next project. Bargain price for a 1 of 1 prototype of the original design. Features resin flowers & signed by Meryl, so it’s super special! Comment if you want it!

If anyone would like to by this signed Meryl Streek bootleg toy I made, shout me! It’s £100 for this 1 of 1 prototype that unlike the run of 15 that we made, uses resin flowers rather than the Papercraft ones. Also variant card art and signed on the reverse by me and Meryl. Bills to pay so hmu!

The second version of the Meryl Mics that I ever tried. Resin flowers, more glue less wires, varient backing card & off the shelf blister. Lots of things I tried that weren’t viable for a slightly larger run of them. Resin flowers became paper, mostly because I hoped they’d be less likely to break!

When my hands got a bit too shaky to reliably do much drawing, I moved on to other areas like the kitbashing models etc But recently I got an iPad with the intention of teaching myself how to do some digital stuff. This is one of my faves. The reflection on the hat is so ambitious for me tbh

Haven’t worked this site out yet but I think I’m gonna try and see if I can lure a few more of the Meryl Streek fans over here 😂 Then all I’ll have in my timeline is art and music hopefully #merylstreek #punk #art

Made up the bulk of one of my little mic stand and roses pieces. Cat sold separately. People seemed to like this project last time so I’m gonna announce on here, to almost no one, that I’m making a few more of these. With new artwork, better backing card & blisters… Celebrating a hell of a year