Being in your forties means you just go around doing stuff and making the Minecraft oof noise all the time

I remember about a year ago when my incredibly technologically reticent 82yo father asked "What's this AI stuff about?" and I nearly shat out my soul. I told him "It's not intelligence, it just takes a big sample size and slaps things together. It's accidentally accurate the bigger the data set."

Today's plans involve going to the Atlanta Cider Brewery and coming to the gentle realization that I want to try more than four {4} kinds of cider, so the viewing public has a rare opportunity to catch me TIPSY and in CLEAR VIEW OF HUMANS.

1st drawing of 2026

Finally watched Tenet (2020) last night, tonight I have to watch it backwards to unsee it. An absolute triumph of the soundtrack doing all the medium dramatic lifting the script didn't bother to.

Just drop this in the smaller hours for minimal engagement. I now own a hat.

I read this article every time I see it.

For a story: If you are someone who has been in a toxic/abusive relationship and has had some of you gaming equipment broken or otherwise damaged due to your partner, I'm looking to speak to several people about their experiences. Thank you! Please repost!

D66 Things Guards Say When You Pass A Stealth Check (Fantasy)

Going to make myself a Shirley Jackson cocktail (a Shirley Temple with a rock in it)

I am tipsy for like the fifth time in my life and eating grilled cheese sandwich, AMA

🎶 THERE GOES MY GYRO 🎶

Thinkin' about goblins

What is lichdom, but a soul jar persevering?

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻 Enter if you dare...🚪

🎶 Mister Blue you did it right But soon comes Mister Night 🎶

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks! But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!! This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free. MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

The photo: The comments you will laugh at:

#daily 47 : Echidna + necromancer

Doctor writes back, "Your finger is broken."

Gemini: Wrestling with your demons is usually a metaphor for boring things like developing effective coping strategies and discipline. Not today though. Today Satan is going to hit you with a folding chair.

We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?

I don't know that anyone but the people living with her knew how poorly Jen was, for her last five years, because (a) she went fewer and fewer places and (b) had complete control over what visuals of her got out.

Listen, if someone had warned me that John Wick 3 had Halle Berry in it, I wouldn't have bothered rewatching 1 and finally seeing 2. CGI horses, I can forgive.

Driving to Marietta today I saw a driver's silhouette bobbing erratically, almost bird-y, turning back and forth, darting more. Afraid I was watching someone have an episode in front of me until the second time they leaned over to the passenger seat and a little silhouette leaned back. 🎶Singing!🎶

Driving to Marietta today I saw a driver's silhouette bobbing erratically, almost bird-y, turning back and forth, darting more. Afraid I was watching someone have an episode in front of me until the second time they leaned over to the passenger seat and a little silhouette leaned back. 🎶Singing!🎶

Just returned a (digital) library book early and extremely unfinished for the line "I love eating. It's one of my favorite things." Life's too short to suffer through tedious dialogue.

Don’t know who made this but thank you

In our enemy we see a terrible reflection of ourselves

I just had a dream I was supposed to snipe a Muppet but I didn't have a telescopic sight so I got a monocle and when I looked at the Muppet again they had put on a monocle too. I missed.

COMIC: Unexpected Praise Break!

Crying while driving to work, as one does

Now I'm imagining Lachesis taking a day off in the park listening to people going by, occasionally hearing something and reacting by making a face, frogging back a line or two, redoing it to a different dialogue between the same people and smiling to herself

So this wasn't the customer's first idea which was more celestial themed. But we agreed the second idea would be so cool, I couldn't pass up "a tea set that a siren who sinks ships would have." It was incredibly fun to paint.

A cashier once asked Jen, to my face, "Is he like this all the time?" Jen replied, "Sometimes he sleeps."

It was a weird wallet, okay

My girlfriend had neurosurgery for trigeminal neuralgia Wednesday. She's doing great! And she's my girlfriend at least until the brain swelling goes down and she regains her sense(s). Also I have a girlfriend, she goes to another state you wouldn't know her.

Tekken 3 had a minigame side scrolling beat-'em-up called 'Tekken Force', a la Double Dragon, where regaining health involved finding entire roast chickens in the street. When you would acquire one, the fight announcer would loudly declaim, simply: "CHICKEN."

Crocheted a geode, like you do 🧶 #crochet

Not the best of photos, but ta-dah, my latest embroidery is finally finished. I’ll leave it to your own imaginations, but I do hope you enjoy… 😉🪡🌿🌺✨🩰 *completely freehand stitched without patterns, paint or guides, all just threads. #stitchedart #thesewingsongbird

This is either Benedict Cumberbatch on a Game of Thrones show or Bert Kreischer on a Star Trek show

Happy Monday, please enjoy 52 seconds of baby otters

Holding my stuffies like men hold fish in pictures 🎣 happy pride 🌈

hey, i made a terrible comic instead of working #makeaterriblecomicday2025

Tag yourself I am Doom Snail (I considered Book Devil but I don't like big belts).

Tag yourself I am Doom Snail (I considered Book Devil but I don't like big belts).

There was a meal in there. 🥳

For Father's Day, I am lying down between getting home from work last night and returning to work tonight. I'm told there may also be a meal in there somewhere.