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one of them kombucha mushroom people // they/he // 25
RIP Jane Goodall 🫡
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about 1 month ago
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tom
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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there's an inherent violence in the 🤗 emoji, people who use it give me the ick and, frankly, should not show their faces in public!!
7 months ago
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M. C. Escher
7 months ago
Flat Worms
https://www.wikiart.org/en/m-c-escher/flat-worms
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u r not a vibe bro 🫵😂
8 months ago
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bajamiku
8 months ago
rum and coke? more like cum and stroke
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when i grow up, i hope i can be joe biden 🥺
10 months ago
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Amadeo Cardoso
10 months ago
Clown, Horse, Salamandra
https://www.wikiart.org/en/amadeo-de-souza-cardoso/clown-horse-salamandra-1912
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woke up with a raging knot in my back- all i'm saying is i get where luigi was coming from
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11 months ago
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Nate
11 months ago
Told a guy at the urinal that I liked his stream tone and he thanked me in a way that made it obvious it’s been too long since he’s heard a compliment. We need to take better care of our boys.
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one still from each of your letterboxd top 4 it took incredible discipline to pick a still other than The Shot for Fallen Angels 😮💨
#filmsky
#letterboxd
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11 months ago
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microdosing being 30 years old by pulling a back muscle in my sleep at age 25
11 months ago
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ngl i take great pleasure in feeding wee joker to the sacrificial dagger can't stand that little twerp.
11 months ago
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*opening the microwave just as the countdown ends triggering a perfect parry sound effect*
11 months ago
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woke up with the Itch to Pet a Cat i get leading up to visiting for the holidays, got home and one of the neighbor cats finally let me pet them seems like a good omen :)
11 months ago
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GUYS, GUYS, when you're finished with the floaty bits in pho DON'T throw away the broth- take a big sip and get ready to have your MIND BLOWN
11 months ago
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Egon Schiele
11 months ago
Sunflower, 1909
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/24864
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i should've committed to facial hair sooner im stroking my chin crazy-style
11 months ago
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Jon Bois
11 months ago
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hold on i'm on the phone operator: i know me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy operator: totally agree me: hey i'm on the phone
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soothing my mind out of a panic attack by imagining a twangy southern voice pronouncing "tsundere" and "yandere"
11 months ago
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[bad jerry seinfeld impression] what's the deal with all these resist lib cross-stitch projects on my discover feed?
11 months ago
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yup it's fried rice for dinner again night
11 months ago
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The thread o’ tweets
11 months ago
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Egon Schiele
11 months ago
Agony, 1912
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25190
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karasocial relationship 💜
11 months ago
you can drive without brakes if you want, there's nothing stopping you
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what am i thankful for this year? how about... the girl reading this :)
11 months ago
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you're life can't be "stupid" AND "chungus" 😡 using more than one adjective per noun is big and greedy
11 months ago
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woke up, threw my phone across the room, and managed to actually get some writing done, but here i am, on my phone, so i guess i gotta go with the nuclear option (throwing it out the window)
11 months ago
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open.spotify.com/track/0nj9Bq...
Kendrick inventing new ways to pronounce words in a weird voice... it heals me
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https://open.spotify.com/track/0nj9Bq5sHDiTxSHunhgkFb?si=5YmbhOqBSSm0OGY_krmKOw
12 months ago
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sometimes ya gotta boil yourself in the shower like a lobster so that seltzer in the freezer hits extra hard
12 months ago
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bajamiku
12 months ago
Taking the dog for a walk
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all my life, my "homies" have been frontin... dissin' my girl. not anymore. today, they learn what made me so violent.
12 months ago
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one like click click click reskeet reskeet reskeet
12 months ago
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soul nate
12 months ago
it’s hard to even remember what my life looked like before the 🫡 emoji
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nothing crunchy to snack on :( uncooked pasta it is 😋
12 months ago
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"gams" is such a good word you can tell it was invented by a
#RealLegLover
12 months ago
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Wishbone
12 months ago
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fuuuuuck i have so many movies in my mental list that i HAVE to watch for the pure sake of enjoyment FUCK
12 months ago
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Egon Schiele
12 months ago
Seated Woman with Bent Knee, 1917
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25898
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Jean-Michel Basquiat
12 months ago
Untitled, 1982
https://botfrens.com/collections/27/contents/5168/
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George Ștefănescu
about 1 year ago
Cathedral
https://www.wikiart.org/en/george-stefanescu/cathedral-1991
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Frida Kahlo
about 1 year ago
Self Portrait with Monkeys, 1943
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Francis Bacon
12 months ago
Lying Figure
https://www.wikiart.org/en/francis-bacon/lying-figure-1969
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Egon Schiele
12 months ago
Fighter, 1913
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25381
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Gustav Klimt
12 months ago
The Virgin
https://www.wikiart.org/en/gustav-klimt/the-virgin-1913
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merritt
12 months ago
i went outside and had multiple conversations with people today and i decided the numbers on this site dont matter to me anymore (until the next time i have a neurotic breakdown)
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magical realism is so cool i wish it was real
12 months ago
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oh sorry is there a sportsball going on tonight? i wouldn't know i'm too busy seeing the greatest living mind at work
12 months ago
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the water's too nice and clean and reasonably temperatured over here, we need someone to cannonball or pee in the pool or something
12 months ago
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im gonna tear it up and make this place the place to be just as soon as they add DMs and drafts and account handles aren't impossible to search for and elon kills himself, trust
12 months ago
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