RIP Jane Goodall 🫡

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

there's an inherent violence in the 🤗 emoji, people who use it give me the ick and, frankly, should not show their faces in public!!

Flat Worms https://www.wikiart.org/en/m-c-escher/flat-worms

u r not a vibe bro 🫵😂

rum and coke? more like cum and stroke

when i grow up, i hope i can be joe biden 🥺

Clown, Horse, Salamandra https://www.wikiart.org/en/amadeo-de-souza-cardoso/clown-horse-salamandra-1912

woke up with a raging knot in my back- all i'm saying is i get where luigi was coming from

Told a guy at the urinal that I liked his stream tone and he thanked me in a way that made it obvious it’s been too long since he’s heard a compliment. We need to take better care of our boys.

one still from each of your letterboxd top 4 it took incredible discipline to pick a still other than The Shot for Fallen Angels 😮‍💨 #filmsky #letterboxd

microdosing being 30 years old by pulling a back muscle in my sleep at age 25

ngl i take great pleasure in feeding wee joker to the sacrificial dagger can't stand that little twerp.

*opening the microwave just as the countdown ends triggering a perfect parry sound effect*

woke up with the Itch to Pet a Cat i get leading up to visiting for the holidays, got home and one of the neighbor cats finally let me pet them seems like a good omen :)

GUYS, GUYS, when you're finished with the floaty bits in pho DON'T throw away the broth- take a big sip and get ready to have your MIND BLOWN

Sunflower, 1909 https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/24864

i should've committed to facial hair sooner im stroking my chin crazy-style

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hold on i'm on the phone operator: i know me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy operator: totally agree me: hey i'm on the phone

soothing my mind out of a panic attack by imagining a twangy southern voice pronouncing "tsundere" and "yandere"

[bad jerry seinfeld impression] what's the deal with all these resist lib cross-stitch projects on my discover feed?

yup it's fried rice for dinner again night

Agony, 1912 https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25190

you can drive without brakes if you want, there's nothing stopping you

what am i thankful for this year? how about... the girl reading this :)

you're life can't be "stupid" AND "chungus" 😡 using more than one adjective per noun is big and greedy

woke up, threw my phone across the room, and managed to actually get some writing done, but here i am, on my phone, so i guess i gotta go with the nuclear option (throwing it out the window)

open.spotify.com/track/0nj9Bq... Kendrick inventing new ways to pronounce words in a weird voice... it heals me

sometimes ya gotta boil yourself in the shower like a lobster so that seltzer in the freezer hits extra hard

Taking the dog for a walk

all my life, my "homies" have been frontin... dissin' my girl. not anymore. today, they learn what made me so violent.

one like click click click reskeet reskeet reskeet

it’s hard to even remember what my life looked like before the 🫡 emoji

nothing crunchy to snack on :( uncooked pasta it is 😋

"gams" is such a good word you can tell it was invented by a #RealLegLover

fuuuuuck i have so many movies in my mental list that i HAVE to watch for the pure sake of enjoyment FUCK

Seated Woman with Bent Knee, 1917 https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25898

Untitled, 1982 https://botfrens.com/collections/27/contents/5168/

Cathedral https://www.wikiart.org/en/george-stefanescu/cathedral-1991

Self Portrait with Monkeys, 1943

Lying Figure https://www.wikiart.org/en/francis-bacon/lying-figure-1969

Fighter, 1913 https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25381

The Virgin https://www.wikiart.org/en/gustav-klimt/the-virgin-1913

i went outside and had multiple conversations with people today and i decided the numbers on this site dont matter to me anymore (until the next time i have a neurotic breakdown)

magical realism is so cool i wish it was real

oh sorry is there a sportsball going on tonight? i wouldn't know i'm too busy seeing the greatest living mind at work

the water's too nice and clean and reasonably temperatured over here, we need someone to cannonball or pee in the pool or something

im gonna tear it up and make this place the place to be just as soon as they add DMs and drafts and account handles aren't impossible to search for and elon kills himself, trust