Disclaimer: We do not give out actual crowns.

idc i'm a tabitha hater, get her ass

We’re trying to ship as many whistles as possible from Chicago to Minneapolis. If you can help (3D printing or sharing any you have stockpiled), please message emidly.08 on Signal

Can people please stop pretending surprise has to be the primary element of outrage, jfc

i’m now offering 4x6 pet portraits for $50 each + $10 domestic (US) shipping! i’m trying to have enough money to pay for a service dog so i can have my independence back. DM or email if interested! #catsofbluesky #dogsofbluesky #petsofbluesky

Hello! I'm Tooth, a surreal & dark fantasy artist based in Canada. My work is deeply inspired by nature—the wild, beautiful, and rotten. ✧ toothandbranch.com ✧ toothandbranch[at]gmail[dot]com ✧ patreon.com/toothandbranch ✧ ko-fi.com/toothandbranch ✧ inprnt.com/gallery/toothandbranch

Art by Tim White for Nine Princes In Amber by Roger Zelazny (1985)

it only took me 397 hours (i have NEVER claimed to be any good at slay the spire) but i finally got the ONE lousy heart win i wanted to get before spire 2 drops. please clap

the new year

Alright, we made it to 10:30. Good job, everyone! Time to head back to bed.

One must imagine Sisyphus rolling the katamari. #AGDQ2026

OH MY GOD, IT'S THAT TIME #AGDQ2026 IS NOW LIVE!!! Catch us all week this week showcasing incredible speedruns in benefit of @preventcancer.org at both: gdq.gg/live AND! youtube.com/c/gamesdonequick (we're co-streaming!!)

Jan 4th 1909 - After experiencing strange phenomena in his new home, John Russell finds a hidden attic bedroom with a book featuring this date written in child's handwriting. 📽️📅 The Changeling (1980)

FYI, Durbin’s Springfield office is still accepting voicemails. The greeting tells you to make a comment online instead, but the mailbox is not full

man i really thought more than one of you would get this joke

No cheating, repost with your most recent photo of your pet

Is there any precedent for powerful people claiming that a nonsentient process has a personality behind it that only they and their fellow experts can understand and speak for and it knows everything and can do anything and wants to help and also it will destroy us if we dont give it what it wants

Current* conditions near Isle Royale NP, MI:

Untitled Yakuza Game

Magic Johnson was the grand marshal of the Rose Parade today, and as someone who remembers his November 1991 HIV announcement: if you had told anybody that day that he would be alive and healthy 34+ years later, I don't think they would have believed you. Medicine and research—they work.

Seeing that #scarlethollow episode 5 will be the penultimate episode makes me excited but also That really means that this episode is the last chance to hop on while ppl don't know the conclusion yet Everyone who's into mystery with family drama rly gotta get in on that like... Now.

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I am imploring every lazy ass landlord and property manager in Chicago to go throw some fucking salt on their sidewalk right this fucking second istg

it seems like new york city has more and more mayors each and every year

ringing in the new year by watching some ellery queen for the first time. so far i've learned that those television gizmos are a passing fad that will never catch on, and also that jim hutton was absurdly tall

20歳

Were 90s kids clamoring for a Batman cartoon with 1930s Art Deco aesthetics? Is that what the market demanded? Or did some really smart creative people have a vision and make a genre-defining hit that sustained 20 years of TV shows? If you want success look for vision, not just metrics.

Kaito Files got into Frost Fatales! ☺️

Honored to be in Frost Fatales 2026 with Silent Hill f! This will be my first mainline event for Fatales and I'm super excited. :3 yay women

“many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers” is deep wisdom and you don’t need to reproduce to embrace it!

please

Bluesky is so full of AI doomers when it is so convenient for scheduling and writing code and convincing anyone with reality issues that they are being surveilled and thwarted by everyone wearing an orange shirt. In fact the color orange itself is watching you, and God chose you to stop it.

Dec 31st - Dennis and Leigh decide that on New Year's Eve, they are going to destroy the supernatural car that changed Arnie Cunningham for the worse, the 1958 Plymouth Fury called Christine. 📽️📅 Christine (1983)

I just played through The Seance at Blake Manor and loved it. In fact I initially played it for seventeen hours straight, only stopped when I realized it was 11am IRL and I was stumped on a bunch of things with only a few in-game hours left, and went back another evening to wrap it up.

"I'm not horny right now if that's what everyone is worried about" bsky.app/profile/impa...

koru recharging through the power of megaliths

Hey Chicago bsky, haven't tried this over here for a bit. Does anyone have any leads on legal admin jobs in Chicago (or remote)? I'm open to other kinds of back end admin work as well.

aw fucking hell i'm The Human Chair

not too late for a flu shot btw, flu historically often peaks in february and by all accounts it is pretty bad this year

My magnum opus: "He Forgot the Vinegar, Again"

911? Yeah, me again. The Gehry bandshell has scarpered.

Pontypool (2008)

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