The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session. Want to know why? Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out. Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.

Logan Square neighborhood, Chicago. Man wearing a balaclava in a white, unmarked vehicle, pulls the pin on a tear gas canister and tosses it in the road. "Just trying to grab some lunch and these fucking losers showed up. FUCK ICE!" source: www.reddit.com/r/LoganSquar...

Just like call the mayor of Portland and put her on speakerphone

The only good vigilantes are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because they balance it out by also being muppets

Thinking about this, being mean to AI is not off-limits Some tools are single-use, you destroy them to achieve your goal You can't destroy a person to achieve a goal How you treat an AI falls into the realm of tool usage, completely separate from how you treat people, and conflating them is naive

Watching Dimension 20, up to season 4, January 2020 Lots of coughing, Brennan has a fever... hmhmhmmmm www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yn2...

What’s the vizier’s favorite genre? Schemepunk

BTW they fixed this! #thankyougovt

8-year old Dasha Ramirez was playing with her brother at Millennium Park when Border Patrol took them. They’re now awaiting deportation to Guatemala. “We never imagined our Sunday would end this way, mother Noemi Chavez said. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/09/29/i...

Holy shit missed this www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/b...

Larry Ellison envisions a surveillance state in which techbros rule. '“Citizens will be on their best behavior, because we’re constantly recording and reporting everything that is going on,” Ellison said in an hour-long Q&A during Oracle’s Financial Analyst Meeting last week.'

CHOTINER: So you're the king's advisor VIZIER: The king, so brilliant, needs not my advice, I merely offer reflection, a sympathetic ear CHOTINER: Sure. The king's only heir was his nephew, the crown prince VIZIER: Such a tragedy CHOTINER: Who's alive, actually, he gave me this letter with your seal

yeah this is worth $5 I'm afraid secure.actblue.com/donate/save-...

#sendtheinterns www.nytimes.com/2025/09/24/u...

"When the alternative is that nothing bad can happen, let’s do it now. I was just saying to Bobby, let’s do it now. Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don’t take it. Don’t take it. And if you can’t live, if your fever is so bad, you have to take one."

Chotiner: So you run the trading tree Kit: Yes, I'm just an honest kid who loves to give out great deals Chotiner: Your supplier, your grandmother, demands good grades, and your last report card Kit: That's stump kid crazy talk Chotiner: Did you trade your dad's car for Red Velvet Choco Rolls?

Thinking about that guy who lost his life savings warning everybody about the world ending on May 21, 2011 via NYC subway ads

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Breaking: Jimmy Kimmel to return Tuesday.

I Look at This Country and I See a Stranger Masha Gessen examines the signs we aren’t supposed to acknowledge out loud. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/21/o...

Right wing crazies want me arrested because they know I won't back down. Too bad.

La migra just kidnapped an entire painting crew at the Dunkins on Broadway at McGrath in Somerville

Okay so real Godzilla fought fake 2000s Godzilla (Zilla), but real Godzilla should fight mecha-fake-Godzilla from fake-Godzilla animated series where it was a mass of nanobots, that was so sick

This is also how you get egg shaped bananas

I want a cup of coffee big enough for me to drown in. I want to drown in coffee.

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

It’s happening. The takedown of Jimmy Kimmel is likely the start of a campaign to use the murder of Charlie Kirk as a pretext to use the power of the White House to wipe out Trump’s critics and his political opponents. But we aren’t powerless. We can mobilize and organize. Now.

Here’s the Jimmy Kimmel clip that got him pulled off the air

"Can they truly be so ignorant to the words of a man they have so rushed to memorialize? I don’t know. But the most telling detail in Klein’s column was that, for all his praise, there was not a single word in the piece from Kirk himself." Ta-Nehisi Coates, with receipts.

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score

As a hot guy scientist, I’d like to note that the men reach their peak hotness at 40

This morning in East Somerville, MA masked agents who told bystanders they were from Homeland Security abducted a man who lives in the neighborhood while he was on his way to do laundry. Video shared directly with me of the moments after he was detained and put in an unmarked vehicle:

This morning, masked and menacing Homeland Security agents abducted one of my East Somerville constituents. Thankfully another constituent captured this video to document the presumed kidnapping. I’m in touch with colleagues at all levels of government as we work to gather more information.

anyway remember how Donald Trump drew a naked picture of an obviously prepubescent girl as a gag gift for a billionaire child molester

Throw this on the pile of evidence that polyamorists are nerds www.thetimes.com/life-style/s...

Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

Javier Bardem at the #Emmys: "Here I am today denouncing the genocide in Gaza... Free Palestine!" (via @Variety)

man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger

Melissa Hortman practiced politics the right way.

i would like the free press and fox news to see me call for a repeal of the second amendment and an australia-style cash-4-guns weaponry retirement program

Set parental codes on your parents’ television to limit their Fox News time TikTok challenge

Shit my mom says

I feel like this is a wholesome thread that could not exist on Twitter

I found a good use for AI theonion.com/judge-rules-...