this literate woman knows every word there is ‼️ and most numbers

ai simply could never replicate the beauty of memphis rap crew prophet posse sampling bittersweet symphony in a horrorcore song about voodoo dolls

showing up to the function in the Air Nebuchadnezzar 1’s

the criterion closet has been relocated to colorado

happy lesbian visibility day xoxo

i love to follow the news

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

with @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social at on cinema live

“if u read this u r gay lol” — sun tzu

ah! i almost forgot the most important part: to leave a personal effect at the scene for columbo to find later. perhaps my boutonnière or one of my many army medals

the opposite of standing on business is sitting on trade

my autistic special interest is union busting

i love to use dlscord

DJ Poly D

asking the bus driver if he can make the lighting 2000 kelvin

ordering an ”appy juice” at the bar to ensure the dopamine of getting carded

pauline lettuce. a rabbit who is a film critic for the new porker magazine (boss is pig). feel free to use this as your fursona or as a character on currently-airing popular television show bojack horseman

pat mcafee has passed away. a big old timey piano fell on his head and all of his teeth were replaced by piano keys. we'll miss you pat!

guys i drive a chevrolet movie theater

pat mcafee has passed away. he fell out of a rollercoaster and landed on a cactus. yeowch! we'll miss you pat!

watching skinamarink on the peloton

wow, and you shoot street photography? that's incredible. yes i'd love to see some cinestill 800t photos of a chinese restaurant's neon sign. holy shit, is that a woman carrying an umbrella?

the cake is a lie? more like the cake is ally 🏳️‍🌈 follow for more epic gamer memes

happy 15th anniversary to this diva

the grinch is anti capitalist and frosty is a treatler

i was labeled the Charlotte of our brunch foursome and said “i’m not a charlotte, i will be attending brunch under protest“ and everyone said “that‘s SUCH a charlotte thing to do”

is the vampire billionaire still wearing dion lee or can we wear that again

(limp bizkit voice) it’s all about the he/they she/they bullshit

reading every olivia nuzzi excerpt and feeling like this

it’s against the geneva conventions to torture a metaphor like this

woke aint goin away @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social @cybercultu.re

thea: ”who’s on her shirt, is that foucault?”

the guys made a brain cooking machine, cooked their brains, and are now trying to figure out what went wrong lol

girlfriend

big personal news: i’m interviewing for a editorial position at the atlantic! can anyone come by today and throw a huge rock at my skull? i need a severe brain injury by monday.

sometimes good things happen

@cybercultu.re @zthebug.bsky.social @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social @jilslander.bsky.social

they changed the logo to distract you from the fact that they kept the epstein files in that barrel

sherry poppin’ daddies, you mean frasier and niles?

Sigourney Weaver eating a hot dog in Los Angeles, 1983. Photograph by Douglas Kirkland.

woman’s most pure desire has remained the same for millennia. all we want is $300 hairbrush

waiting in a 6 hour line of celebs to get rinsed at mario kart by the rizzler, after which i receive his great and terrible blessing

this is what i'm doing when i'm not posting