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your pretty face is going to hell
this literate woman knows every word there is ‼️ and most numbers
5 days ago
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ai simply could never replicate the beauty of memphis rap crew prophet posse sampling bittersweet symphony in a horrorcore song about voodoo dolls
6 days ago
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showing up to the function in the Air Nebuchadnezzar 1’s
11 days ago
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the criterion closet has been relocated to colorado
28 days ago
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caroline cash
about 1 month ago
happy lesbian visibility day xoxo
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i love to follow the news
about 2 months ago
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Jesse
about 2 months ago
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Isobel Fox
2 months ago
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at on cinema live
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“if u read this u r gay lol” — sun tzu
3 months ago
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ah! i almost forgot the most important part: to leave a personal effect at the scene for columbo to find later. perhaps my boutonnière or one of my many army medals
3 months ago
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the opposite of standing on business is sitting on trade
3 months ago
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my autistic special interest is union busting
3 months ago
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headfallsoff
4 months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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i love to use dlscord
4 months ago
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DJ Poly D
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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asking the bus driver if he can make the lighting 2000 kelvin
4 months ago
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ordering an ”appy juice” at the bar to ensure the dopamine of getting carded
4 months ago
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pauline lettuce. a rabbit who is a film critic for the new porker magazine (boss is pig). feel free to use this as your fursona or as a character on currently-airing popular television show bojack horseman
4 months ago
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pat mcafee has passed away. a big old timey piano fell on his head and all of his teeth were replaced by piano keys. we'll miss you pat!
4 months ago
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perfect angel
4 months ago
guys i drive a chevrolet movie theater
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pat mcafee has passed away. he fell out of a rollercoaster and landed on a cactus. yeowch! we'll miss you pat!
4 months ago
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watching skinamarink on the peloton
4 months ago
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wow, and you shoot street photography? that's incredible. yes i'd love to see some cinestill 800t photos of a chinese restaurant's neon sign. holy shit, is that a woman carrying an umbrella?
4 months ago
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the cake is a lie? more like the cake is ally 🏳️🌈 follow for more epic gamer memes
4 months ago
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happy 15th anniversary to this diva
4 months ago
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Gay Dracula Enthusiast
5 months ago
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the grinch is anti capitalist and frosty is a treatler
5 months ago
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i was labeled the Charlotte of our brunch foursome and said “i’m not a charlotte, i will be attending brunch under protest“ and everyone said “that‘s SUCH a charlotte thing to do”
6 months ago
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is the vampire billionaire still wearing dion lee or can we wear that again
6 months ago
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(limp bizkit voice) it’s all about the he/they she/they bullshit
7 months ago
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reading every olivia nuzzi excerpt and feeling like this
7 months ago
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it’s against the geneva conventions to torture a metaphor like this
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7 months ago
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7 months ago
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BooDooPerson
7 months ago
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Isobel Fox
7 months ago
woke aint goin away
@irl-girlfriend.bsky.social
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thea: ”who’s on her shirt, is that foucault?”
8 months ago
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the guys made a brain cooking machine, cooked their brains, and are now trying to figure out what went wrong lol
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8 months ago
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9 months ago
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big personal news: i’m interviewing for a editorial position at the atlantic! can anyone come by today and throw a huge rock at my skull? i need a severe brain injury by monday.
9 months ago
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sometimes good things happen
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9 months ago
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Isobel Fox
10 months ago
@cybercultu.re
@zthebug.bsky.social
@irl-girlfriend.bsky.social
@jilslander.bsky.social
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they changed the logo to distract you from the fact that they kept the epstein files in that barrel
10 months ago
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sherry poppin’ daddies, you mean frasier and niles?
10 months ago
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Cole Haddon
10 months ago
Sigourney Weaver eating a hot dog in Los Angeles, 1983. Photograph by Douglas Kirkland.
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woman’s most pure desire has remained the same for millennia. all we want is $300 hairbrush
10 months ago
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waiting in a 6 hour line of celebs to get rinsed at mario kart by the rizzler, after which i receive his great and terrible blessing
10 months ago
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t h e a
10 months ago
this is what i'm doing when i'm not posting
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