woke aint goin away @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social @cybercultu.re

thea: ”who’s on her shirt, is that foucault?”

the guys made a brain cooking machine, cooked their brains, and are now trying to figure out what went wrong lol

girlfriend

big personal news: i’m interviewing for a editorial position at the atlantic! can anyone come by today and throw a huge rock at my skull? i need a severe brain injury by monday.

sometimes good things happen

@cybercultu.re @zthebug.bsky.social @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social @jilslander.bsky.social

they changed the logo to distract you from the fact that they kept the epstein files in that barrel

sherry poppin’ daddies, you mean frasier and niles?

Sigourney Weaver eating a hot dog in Los Angeles, 1983. Photograph by Douglas Kirkland.

woman’s most pure desire has remained the same for millennia. all we want is $300 hairbrush

waiting in a 6 hour line of celebs to get rinsed at mario kart by the rizzler, after which i receive his great and terrible blessing

this is what i'm doing when i'm not posting

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

top surgery joker be like wanna know how i got these scars

cuomo isn’t talking during his concession speech? he’s shirtless and just waving around a wakizashi blade?

there’s a chauffeur at jfk with a sign for Mr. Ravioli

girlfriend

mowhowwand dwive

they themming the new pope until i hear someone use pronouns in conversation

sign me up

Laura Palmer: I hate James, my life is falling apart, please help me Dr. Jacoby:

um methinks the parliamentarian may have something to say about this…

yeowch! my thumb! i clicked the swan boy link too hard!!

conclave could have been a pixar movie

i bet a moderately smart corvid could catch a crypto guy in a trap

if i drink enough caffeine they will let me be Principal of the train

giving my ffs surgeon dysphoria by showing him photos of bryan johnson

i must be crowned with a dazzling tiara once every six hours or i will die. and buddy, i have NEVER died

girlfriend

DO YOU BE-LIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE

i am sick, so naturally i am searching the word “soup” on google maps before getting tired and eating one (1) loaf of bread

they loved naming episodes of prestige tv shows stuff like “the eyes have it”

good morning girls let's go get paid

my girl band that covers julian casablancas songs, The Broad Strokes

ime, getting stuck like this does temporarily burden you with snow madness. however, the solution to snow madness is a shovel and it’s v funny that this edc pocket knife guy (assuming, but we ALL know) doesn’t own one in montreal

only thing better than installing a bidet is installing a ~better~ bidet

i said “merry super bowl” at starbucks today and all of the baristas replied with “happy big game” 🙄

dress for the job you want

2 GOOD 2 GIRL 2 GUN (1/2)

hello john fluevog will you please make me a nice pair of shoes in extended sizing? him, hunched over a desk scribbling furiously: now this shoe is if clown had sex with a tire. it’s for a wedding.

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