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your pretty face is going to hell
watching skinamarink on the peloton
2 days ago
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wow, and you shoot street photography? that's incredible. yes i'd love to see some cinestill 800t photos of a chinese restaurant's neon sign. holy shit, is that a woman carrying an umbrella?
2 days ago
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the cake is a lie? more like the cake is ally 🏳️🌈 follow for more epic gamer memes
8 days ago
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happy 15th anniversary to this diva
12 days ago
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Dracula Enthusiast
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the grinch is anti capitalist and frosty is a treatler
about 1 month ago
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i was labeled the Charlotte of our brunch foursome and said “i’m not a charlotte, i will be attending brunch under protest“ and everyone said “that‘s SUCH a charlotte thing to do”
about 2 months ago
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is the vampire billionaire still wearing dion lee or can we wear that again
about 2 months ago
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(limp bizkit voice) it’s all about the he/they she/they bullshit
3 months ago
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reading every olivia nuzzi excerpt and feeling like this
3 months ago
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it’s against the geneva conventions to torture a metaphor like this
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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BooDooPerson
3 months ago
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Isobel Fox
3 months ago
woke aint goin away
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thea: ”who’s on her shirt, is that foucault?”
4 months ago
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the guys made a brain cooking machine, cooked their brains, and are now trying to figure out what went wrong lol
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4 months ago
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5 months ago
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big personal news: i’m interviewing for a editorial position at the atlantic! can anyone come by today and throw a huge rock at my skull? i need a severe brain injury by monday.
5 months ago
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sometimes good things happen
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
@cybercultu.re
@zthebug.bsky.social
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@jilslander.bsky.social
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they changed the logo to distract you from the fact that they kept the epstein files in that barrel
6 months ago
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sherry poppin’ daddies, you mean frasier and niles?
6 months ago
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Cole Haddon
6 months ago
Sigourney Weaver eating a hot dog in Los Angeles, 1983. Photograph by Douglas Kirkland.
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woman’s most pure desire has remained the same for millennia. all we want is $300 hairbrush
6 months ago
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waiting in a 6 hour line of celebs to get rinsed at mario kart by the rizzler, after which i receive his great and terrible blessing
6 months ago
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t h e a
6 months ago
this is what i'm doing when i'm not posting
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sam³⁰⁰⁰
7 months ago
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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top surgery joker be like wanna know how i got these scars
7 months ago
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cuomo isn’t talking during his concession speech? he’s shirtless and just waving around a wakizashi blade?
8 months ago
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there’s a chauffeur at jfk with a sign for Mr. Ravioli
8 months ago
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8 months ago
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mowhowwand dwive
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8 months ago
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they themming the new pope until i hear someone use pronouns in conversation
9 months ago
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sign me up
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9 months ago
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Laura Palmer: I hate James, my life is falling apart, please help me Dr. Jacoby:
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9 months ago
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um methinks the parliamentarian may have something to say about this…
9 months ago
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yeowch! my thumb! i clicked the swan boy link too hard!!
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9 months ago
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conclave could have been a pixar movie
10 months ago
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i bet a moderately smart corvid could catch a crypto guy in a trap
10 months ago
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if i drink enough caffeine they will let me be Principal of the train
10 months ago
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giving my ffs surgeon dysphoria by showing him photos of bryan johnson
10 months ago
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Isobel Fox
10 months ago
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nattie winters
10 months ago
i must be crowned with a dazzling tiara once every six hours or i will die. and buddy, i have NEVER died
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10 months ago
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i am sick, so naturally i am searching the word “soup” on google maps before getting tired and eating one (1) loaf of bread
10 months ago
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they loved naming episodes of prestige tv shows stuff like “the eyes have it”
11 months ago
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t h e a
12 months ago
good morning girls let's go get paid
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