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HOW TO RECOGNIZE A BLUESKY BOT/SCAMMER 1. Few Followers, Follows many 2. Glamor shot of young, sexy thang, soldier, or victim 3. ~0% original Posts, rest are Reposts 4. May DM ya 5. May ask for money HOW TO REACT 1. Check 'em out before Following 2. Mute/Block/Report obvious ones 3. Educate others!

It's the 10th anniversary of the dumbest moment in modern British history so let's celebrate some of the idiots who made it happen. First up ... Jacob Rees-Mogg and his promise of cheap food and wine... In fact food prices have increased some 12% as a direct result of Brexit (LSE) 1/5

Former DUP leader Sir Jeffrey Donaldson is a paedophile, a jury has unanimously found: Guilty on all 18 counts, including rape of a primary school girl. Judge says jail is "inevitable" and ex-MP immediately remanded into custody. Full breaking coverage:

A reminder of the story behind the woeful Americanisation and decimation of an iconic British Brand, Cadbury, that was so much more than just a brand of chocolate, but also a proud British project for social improvement. apple.news/AROmsXsYiR2m...

Former CEO of Pennon, owner of South West Water, received £270,000 bonus despite a parasite outbreak that contaminated drinking water. SWW dumps sewage in rivers, fleeces customers, neglects investment. Execs rewarded for abusing people. OFWAT didn't stop the bonus. Let customers vote on exec pay

BBC are putting lot of energy into this hate-fest for Starmer - its been non-stop negative news reports! I've honestly never seen such a vicious 24/7 news cycle - with zero facts.

It’s market manipulation Monday again!

"Nearly 160 sick with flu at US air force base after Hegseth ends mandatory vaccines"

Want to know why we currently cannot trust what The Observer says about Starmer? The current Observer editor was editor of the Times from 2007 to 2012. Starmer was DPP from 2008 to 2013, where he prosecuted several people in the media over the phone hacking scandal. 1/2

MND awareness #4Ed my cousin 💙. Standing with everyone affected by Motor Neurone Disease and helping spread awareness. #MND #MNDAwareness #MotorNeuroneDisease #AwarenessMatters #TheArchers www.mndassociation.org/about-us/who...

What about arresting the guy who vandalised the White House, international trade, diplomacy, NATO, the UN, the WHO, the Paris climate change agreement, Venezuela, Iran, US healthcare and a whole planet’s peace of mind?

What if there was … two tier journalism …

She won't see him again, & he'll never have a mum. This will happen 3-4 times in the 5 year lifespan that dairy gives her. She could have lived 20 years. Her calf? He'll either be killed the same day, or reared for up to 8 months, & then he'll be slaughtered for veal. Choose #plantbased #vegan

Today is World Refugee Day. Here’s a poem called ‘Refugees’.

Marilou & I are still on a high from The Presidential Center Opening! A non-stop party with inspirational speeches from Barack & Michelle, followed by a FANtastic 🎶 concert (check out the artists below)! By the time Stevie Wonder performed "Higher Ground" the crowd nearly passed out from sheer joy!🥰

One of my favorite moments of the day. If you missed it, take a moment… 🤎 John Legend and Common performing “Glory.”

You know what makes me proud to be British? It’s seeing a parliamentary election where the winner is sandwiched between Count Binface and someone dressed as a fox This is how politics should be

What are the odds of TWO master orators married to one another? Listening to them speak was uplifting, inspirational and exhilarating. A reminder of another, better time when leaders spoke to our better angels & offered hope & optimism rather than divisive vulgarisms. #ChangeIsComingNovember3rd

Corrupt, foreign owned UK newspapers, and corrupt BBC must not decide who is our Prime Minister. Keep Starmer as PM at all costs, because whoever would replace him would also be hounded out of office, in order to force a General Election in the hope of putting the liar and cheat Farage into power

Old tweets never die….

This morning scrolling Bluesky, there is nothing at all in my feed about Putin’s barbaric attack on the Ukraine’s holiest site, the UNESCO protected Lavra so I’m posting this here.

An excerpt from Neil Simon’s memoirs about how “Alec Guinness” (aka Peter Sellers) called him one night saying he was lonely, in L.A. and in need of a ‘tart’.

While Starmer is speaking live about a full ban on under 16‘s using X and other social media sites I am sure his team are busy posting on X. Lead by example. Close all government accounts on X.

@reecedinsdale.bsky.social Good morning Reece. I hope you have a very pleasant day. 🌻🌻 I wouldn’t normally do this but this petition needs to reach 100,000 very quickly and I wonder whether you’d be kind enough to share it. Thank you🙏

Things I wish I’d learnt at school: basic plumbing, electrics and car maintenance. Finance management! CPR. ( learnt and used later!) Critical reasoning.

Way to go San Francisco's Ocean Beach!

Despite being a famous Hollywood star if you want to know what sort of person DAVID NIVEN was, the largest wreath at his funeral was from the Porters at Heathrow Airport. It read: “To the finest gentleman who ever walked through these halls. He made a Porter feel like a King.”

Farage: I will evict foreign nationals from council housing. Migrants will be given three months to find private accommodation or face being deported under Reform leader’s plans. He's talking about all foreign nationals, regardless of whether they're here legally or not.

The graveyard is the richest place on earth, because it is here that you will find all the hopes & dreams that were never fulfilled... #booksky #books #thriller #suspense #romance #novels #geopolitical #mythological #darkromance #women #fiction #fantasy #crime #sifi #sff #author #readers #indie

Exclusive: In a stinging attack on Brexiteers, Lord Heseltine says the British public had been ‘lied’ to in a ‘heinous crime’ #RejoinEU

For the time being I will only be communicating through recorded propaganda speeches and my newsletter of lies and bullshit. This is a just a temporary measure until I am Prime Minister, after which I will directly control the media and outlaw any criticism of the government.

Who funded every business venture Elon Musk has launched? US taxpayers, involuntarily. What have they gotten from the investment? Nothing whatsoever.

For me the biggest issue is politicians being bought. Next election my criteria for whom to vote for will be who is least likely to take a bribe

If you own a restaurant, now might be a good time to offer ultra cheap, plain and filling meals. Like rice and beans, no sausage ... Potato, cabbage, and carrot casserole ... Lentil soup ... For $3, tops. People want to eat out, but who can afford it? You will pick up regulars in a snap.

Amongst the drama being amplified by the media they ignored much of the positive news and announcements made by our Gov. So here is the news headlines for the last few days. All available via Google for more info #DoingTheMediasJob #FixingBritain #LabourAchievements

😡🇬🇧😡🇬🇧😡🇬🇧😡🇬🇧😡🇬🇧 From Threads. Every ‘principled’ Labour minister who fucks off in a huff is increasing the chances of this. You ‘hate’ SKS? You will hate this even more. And once the UK loses its NHS, etc it will NEVER return.

Well said… #BookSky

My gf has roped a load of churches into getting their members to collect a load of food that can then be distributed to those who need it across Belfast. Many are afraid to leave their houses, even to get food. People have been delivering food to strangers since this started.

1/6 I have to laugh a bit when I hear people call Sanders a "Socialist." Mainly because they have no idea what Socialism is and think of Russia. That's Marxism-Leninism Socialism; it all belongs to the government. Then there is another reality that the American people don't seem to understand:

Here we go.

I've just signed my name calling for the government to investigate Brits who have returned from serving in the IDF - you should too! @DeclassifiedUK.org secure.declassifieduk.org/page/189081/...

The Russian sitting in our House of Lords.

Huge thanks once again to Laura Kuenssberg for not being so impolite as to ask Zia Yusuf about me hiding a £5 million gift, being paid to throw an election or my dodgy house purchases.

A woman on the till in Tesco thanked me for choosing her and not the self serve option. It landed hard. Never really gave it much thought. A simple choice I'm free to make. We can change things for the better in easy, peaceful ways sometimes.

Another CaturDog Playtime….

This was AGAIN TODAY Friday June 5 2026 He's got to be removed. The Leader of the Free World cannot Sleep through all the important meetings. ENOUGH. He's an absolute embarrassment to America. #TrumpIsInCognitiveDecline