Sometimes when I listen to @watchinstuff.bsky.social I want to offer up my services as a "phone a nerd" when they start talking about Star Wars or Spider-Man stuff. Lol. But it would drag shit down so god damned much.

Well... Fuck

A real who's who of "they're still around?"

...fuck

*Googling best FA RB*

www.espn.com/contributor/... via @ESPN App espn.com/app Fuck this man and get him off of my team yesterday.

No international games for Green Bay! Good for them. Though feel bad for international Packers fans (and I won't lie, it'll scare me some money too as I was going to potentially try and go.)

The best @andyhermannfl.bsky.social and @jumosq.bsky.social episodes are in nowhere off-season when they get through whatever news there is quickly and are talking tanking, end of the world Pack A Day final show, and Ted Turner. Peak off-season content, and we haven't even reached June yet.

Wizards is busy turning its one successful product into a micro-transaction cesspool that will undercut any success DnD Beyond subscriptions have garnered.

@ferdturgeson.bsky.social @herooine.bsky.social @jenktn.bsky.social Fun episode. I can say that, as a Montana native, there's a lot of hate for the Broncos because they're on here so much. They get lumped into our market. So a lot of Broncos/Seahawks fans AND haters. May explain Wyoming.

"Ding Dong, The Sexual Assaulter is DEAD!!!" Doesn't have quite the same ring to it, but it sounds beautiful.

@andyhermannfl.bsky.social released an old episode of Pack a Day where he went over his analysis of Jordan Love's 2018 tape after Love was drafted. It was hilarious hearing some of the names and speculation for the news and notes section, and the Love analysis holds up so well. Awesome stuff Andy!

May the 4th be with you all. Happy Star Wars Day and Go Pack Go.

This man had better make this team. youtu.be/hTSsK31XgCo?...

@tylerdbrooke.bsky.social Your boy Joshua Weru signed with Philly.

Just vibes pushing my choices here. web.witcontests.com/packers/pick...

So final tally for the Parsons trade: Micah Parsons to GB for Quinnen Williams, Kenny Clark, Malachi Lawrence, Devin Moore, and LT Overton.

Damn, @danothemano.bsky.social @ferdturgeson.bsky.social and @camillemonae.bsky.social doing the whole all names draft and no mention of my dude: Ephesians Prysock (who they may actually draft. Big dude and out of Washington. Will give fans Kevin King PTSD.)

“Tell the world... to keep this energy going. Let's invest in togetherness.” ~Victor Glover, Artemis II crew member

Three takeaways from @nytimes.com "inside the room" account. 1) Previous US admins mostly resisted being conned by Netanyahu. Trump was a complete sucker. 2) Vance and, to lesser degree, Marco playing "we always knew this was bad idea" card. 3) Trump is an idiot. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/u...

For generating revenue for the Packers, just lock down some locker rooms and suites, and then a GIANT GAME OF LASER TAG every week during the off-season. You think this is a joke, but tell me you wouldn't pay some decent money to run around Lambeau blasting friends.

Gov. Evers “vetoed five anti-LGBTQ bills targeting transgender and gender nonconforming youth on International Transgender Day of Visibility.” Evers “signed the vetoes in a private ceremony Tues. at the Wisconsin State Capitol, surrounded by LGBTQ kids, families, advocates and community members.”

This is a Final Destination death sequence

So Project Hail Mary was an absolute delight. From the incredible humor, thoughtful pacing, clever/witty dialogue. Gosling was as charismatic as ever. His costar was a hit and their chemistry was magnificent. The movie was also stunning. The shots in space felt epic, but warm and welcoming. Mostly.

Welp, I believe the Josh Sweat trade is dead. I think he received his roster bonus yesterday. I imagine if AZ was going to move him, they'd do so before that hit.

I'm waiting on the Justis article to explain to me the reasoning for giving Zaire a raise. Felt kinda weird, I don't see the logic behind it since I don't think it provides cap savings, doesn't open up anything more, wasn't required. I doubt Zaire would have the pull necessary to demand one.

We should probably have SGA removed from the league in order to preserve the sanctity of Wilt Chamberlain's record.

Me too, Kyler. Me too. Wait, we're talking about the interception in the NFC Championship game against the Giants, right?

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

I'm honestly a little surprised we're not seeing a bunch of cuts popping up yet around the league. I know we got 20ish minutes still, but usually feels like we start seeing more stuff happening ahead of time, or am I crazy?

Okay. I'm bored. NFL, get back to entertaining me.

Niners coming for Commanders' oldest team in the league crown.

Packers South growing.

Rams really said "We want KC's secondary".

Justus AND Perri Goldstein on Packaday this morning? FA Monday treating me good.

I have to assume this 100% means GB is focusing on DT in the draft/FA. They don't need a TON of help there, decent depth, but they 1,000% need a NT/1-tech. And you don't have to break the bank just to bring in a guy for one specific job: plug up the run. Don't hate this.

Green Bay Packers: "Wait, THAT'S AN OPTION?!" www.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/FcgB...

They won't, apparently they no longer care about FBs in GB, but God damnit I'd love this.

Getting ahead of it now: "Fire Achord!"

I don't disagree entirely with @dustyevely.bsky.social take on Jacobs/RB room. I honestly have been leaning more towards bringing him back but pretty on the fence and now hearing that the Giants are looking at becoming a power running team... And revamping? Get on the phone. Poor idea Dusty?

Women's Ice Hockey wins gold. Montana State Bobcats won FCS national title bringing me joy. *Looks at Packers and Bucks.*

I don't really watch hockey. So clearly I'm an expert and this opinion/question is basically fact. But why do all hockey coaches look the same?

Anyone else see the mock drafts pop up and instinctively pop them up and start scrolling then remember halfway down the list that GB ain't there? Me neither.

So talk me down from the ledge of trading another two firsts and completely nuking our roster in 3 years for this. (I'm joking, I just live in Madden brain rot sometimes).

So they're definitely not giving the MVP to the kicker, even if they should. So who? Walker? Zero TDs but best offensive performer tonight. Or is it going to the dude who got the fumble recovery (or was it an interception?) for a Touchdown? Feel like it'll be him.

There was a not insignificant amount of Packers fans at one point demanding GB tank for Maye over Love.

Why was the Prostate Cancer awareness commercial the best commercial tonight, and not just because of the message but because it was hilarious?