🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor

Me: I'm feeling kinda depressed today, I wonder why Also me: *continues playing Diablo, a game devoid of color*

i can’t explain it but seeing a frame of jake paul like this has put 2 maybe even 3 years back on my life

My top podcasts of the year! The Read is always in my top 3. I'm surprised I listened to that much sibling rivalry?? I was catching up, I guess.

Jennifer Lawrence is a menace

haven't seen ms patti posted here yet this season, place needs work www.youtube.com/watch?v=z84Q...

Forgot that I took an audio recording while I was edging last night to hear how sloppy it sounded but accidentally came 🤤

At the doctor and they just said I'm too hot to live :(

As of this morning 4,500 Starbucks workers are on strike. Don’t cross their picket line. No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!

Just edged for so long that my fingers got pruny 🤤

- hogwarts legacy is free on epic - hp skins in fortnite Yep, it's time to tap the sign It's either us, the REAL PEOPLE in your life, or your shitty nostalgia (btw even if the games/items are free that wench still profits from it because of licensing fees)

Last night at the MtG event, this gay started talking about politics. He was like "I love my trans brothers and sisters, but"... and I thought okay cool good here we go. And he went on to complain about how people in his life have called him out for cis & white privilege. 🫩

If any oomfs are at sips + spells say hiiii ☺️

I'm going to say something very brave right now which is that the brat movie looks bad

“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there

You get 4 teachers to teach you combat...

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

Chicago-area Dems voting yes: Casten, Underwood, Quigley, Schneider, Mrvan @seancasten.bsky.social @underwood.house.gov @quigley.house.gov @repschneider.bsky.social @repmrvan.bsky.social

How I'm tryna be 🕳️

Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last

I'm incredibly horny! You wouldn't believe how horny this guy is!

"cHaIrmAn MaO" shut up, I hate this fucking dork

Last.fm rules and tracks most ways of listening to music, if you really want the data. And you don't have to wait til the end of the year...

it’s that time of the week again!

Got laid off, send nudes

Got a window seat at La Colombe. I'm taking in information. I'm forming opinions. I'm watching. Be careful.

19 episodes into Gachiakuta and still can't tell if it's edge-lordy or good. She toes the line.

It's APPLE AND EVE not ADAM AND STEVE

Eczema/Eczemara/Eczemaga would make a nice spell in Final Fantasy VIII.

Me waking up after leg day: youtu.be/PKkREYxELZQ?...

thinking of her today

Anyone who makes the stuffed joke tomorrow has to top me as punishment.

Luenell on Gastronauts is PERFECT

My god, the Kevin Hart Ziwe interview is a return to form

Now infamous Whole Foods post continues to deliver the goods

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh my godddd the Very Important People lineup for S3 is bonkers!!!!!! 😍😍😍

I can't STAND when I'm watching porn and one of them just stares at the camera

something something two wolves

Accidentally said the f word in therapy and she was not enthused 😅

the Yellowjackets:

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

A quick Lulu✨ #ffx

All jokes aside, I hope they get every predator in those Epstein files 💯 Idc what party affiliation they are, get them people off the streets!

Just caught myself genuinely thinking "aw that's nice for them 😌" when I saw this lmao