Fuck this country

I also dreamed that a friend and I were both Big the Cat, and I talked their ear off about how Big's story is actually GOOD when you learn to ignore Froggy's location BEFORE you cast and only focus on it AFTER because they're two separate Froggys that aren't properly synced, but they never got it 😔💔

i keep thinking it's already midnight but then I look at the clock and it's only like 5pm my brain can't time today

on one hand i still have "stuck on an inescapable endless roadtrip with my dad" dreams, on the other hand i've not left Tennessee in 20 years and I'm kinda desperate to get out of here for at least a week even if it means getting carsick sitting backwards in a station wagon for 16 hours at a time

This costume came with (under)pants. 😩 #GorpArt #FurryArt

This costume came with (under)pants. 😩 #GorpArt #FurryArt

ok

I set a timer so I don't forget to post my new year art at midnight tonight, but today has been a sleepy and easily distracted day so I'll still probably forget. 🥳

Uugh, fine !

happy nude deer

brad dad doodle #GorpArt

Underpant * w *

This counts, right?

post underpant

Been playing a game called Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo for the past few days. One kind of enemy in this game is a big titty construction worker capybara guy, and I like him, so here's a doodle of a big titty construction worker capybara guy. :D #GorpArt

I am SORE all over today because I disassembled and reassembled the dryer 2 or 3 times trying to repair it yesterday. :D It's working now, but it probably needs more work. Drive pulley is kinda very chewed up so it'll probably destroy the new belt too eventually. oHo

gardener

Here's Max dressed up all fancy for a party he wasn't invited to. :D #GorpArt #FurryArt

GUYS IS IT TOO LATE TO START THAWING MY THANKSGIVING TURKEY

Random 3am Gorp thought: I like maypops and their biblically accurate flowers, and I've seen 'em growing like weeds nearby, so I could probably easily grow 'em myself, and I think the only reason I've not tried it is because the inside of a passionfruit looks like some kind of gross slimy eggs. :D

How's your Christmas going? I just stepped in pig poop :D

merry grimbo

quick doodle of my tanuki guy, but with pants this time #GorpArt #FurryArt

Man its like just so invasive and gross feeling to see "Edit Image" appear over other people's images. Musk decided to give us the only kind of gift he can for christmas, sickening disappointment. Best of luck out there folks.

🚨🦌🚨🦌🚨 𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗧 🚨🦌🚨🦌🚨 Don't forget to don your gay apparel by 11:59pm on Christmas Eve. Santa does 𝙣𝙤𝙩 deliver to straight people. 🚨🦌🚨🦌🚨 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 🚨🦌🚨🦌🚨

The costume didn't come with pants. 😩 #GorpArt #FurryArt

Let me slip into something a little more... ✨️ festive ✨️

Nobody told Johnny the uniform would be this breezy. 😩 (I mean, he's kinda into it, but still!) #GorpArt #FurryArt

🚫 do not chew on those….

Found some older pics of them, and one includes my fish goblin Nick Nilbog as a bonus #GorpArt

Aww, he got you a gift! 🎁💖 (He stole them from your bag while you were sleeping, but sadly they were too big for him. Also you've never seen him before in your life.) #GorpArt #FurryArt

Another power outage. Gross

Aww, he got you a gift! 🎁💖 (He stole them from your bag while you were sleeping, but sadly they were too big for him. Also you've never seen him before in your life.) #GorpArt #FurryArt

also found this while looking for those

I hate when it's 2am and I'm half asleep and my body's like "haha what if I had the bladder capacity of a gnat and made you take care of it before I let you sleep?" and I force myself to walk to the bathroom which wakes me up the rest of the way and I find out that I actually barely needed to pee :D

I'm somehow back to my pre-2020 weight even though it originally took me like, 1 year of effort to actually achieve that weight and another year of effort to maintain it, so, like, I'd probably lose like, 30,000 pounds instantly if I started putting in even the bare minimum amount of work again.

Power has been out all morning. Whee. Both my electricity and Internet have been very unstable thanks to the town's latest road-widening project, so I'll probably keep having outages like this for the foreseeable future. :'D

there's still time to buy me a million christmas presents. it's not too late :D

Seen any good underwearing animal dudes lately? 👁️

Old doodles of Werebro Brad's dad. These weren't intended as an undressing sequence. They were all drawn in different months in two different years, AND they were drawn out of order. :P #GorpArt #FurryArt

men in boxers mhm mhm

mimimimimi…💤

Neon Goth Test 2

I never remember to get my hair cut until it's like, really obnoxiously long and takes several hours to dry, and then I usually wait a month or two AFTER that point before I actually deal with it. Oops! :D Anyway, my hair is short now, and it'll probably be short again in August or something IDK

it's cOLD today. 🥶

I got like 4 hours of sleep and then I heard one (1) small noise and it woke me up so hard that I've been failing to get back to sleep for a couple of hours now. >:C This always happens when I go to bed early. I'm very bad at sleeping. :'D

And if Blinn becomes Real and Smoochable™, then Grape Blinn (who a very distinct and separate character from Batmonster Blinn) should become Real and Smoochable™ too. 😤✨