the story becomes very different if you imagine that ebenezer scrooge was actually neurodivergent

you cant even say merry chestmas anymore you have to say happy otterdays

so are things just bad forever now

"be gay do crime" and its wage theft

Last night's biggest surprise was Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic, led by Casey Hudson, who directed KOTOR (and Anthem). Exciting news for lots of people... but Lucasfilm says the studio was founded this year, which means that 2030 is an *optimistic* guess. Maybe it'll be a PlayStation 7 game

we are honored that burrowmole won Best Mole Game, Best Mole Direction, Best Mole Cinematography, Best Mole Acting, and Best Mole Music at The Mole Awards 🏆

remember that AI cat game they showed last year whatever happened to that LOL

dont say "bigger than baldurs gate 3" that shit took me 140 hours for one playthrough i dont want games bigger than that!!!!

the freaking whiplash from seeing Yet Another Star Wars Game and then its like OF THE OLD REPUBLIC FEAT. CASEY HUDSON

i got this lemonade on sale and been forcing myself to finish it but it is literally so nasty. it looks like piss. it tastes like piss. it might actually be piss. and not even from a hot girl

a quirky thing ppl on twitter do is every couple months theyll rehash some fake shit with a caption like "remember when [thing thats completely made up]" and when theyre called out they say "sorry i didnt think this would blow up" and then STILL NOT DELETE THEIR POST??

"northern lion"? from Wicked For Good?

honestly? not watching the nintendo switch 2 feels awesome. someone should make a religion out of extinguishing all earthly desires

i feel like its been long enough that i can finally say this.......................... lethal company was more fun without mods ... sorry for being right

one apple should not cost the same as several bananas like you are not that tasty bro

linux users are like, i use labubu

this streaming shit is easy. u dont even have to be funny. u just have to be annoying

the fact that chester COULD get hog tied speaks volumes

why is broccoli a thing when frozen broccoli already exists

the fact that chester COULD get hog tied speaks volumes

what did they mean by this

rate my soft boiled egg peel😍🥚

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its crazy that society makes us hide dinosaur hands

society

this is so sad. this program was what made streaming really interesting and interactive for me and was my gateway into learning game dev. its terrible that so many former devs were treated poorly

while were talking about movies. something about fnaf 2, avatar 3 blue people movie, and new spongebob (big guy pants okay) movie, all coming out next month? does not sit right with me. either these are fake movies, or they arent supposed to come out this soon. you are pranking me, i dont like it

it would be so funny if the live action moana remake made zero dollars🤣😂 Twitter, do your thing!

imagine being the two cavemen who invented friendship

chester the otter :3

dont know a single motherfucker who likes orange juice except me

I wanna share some art I did a while ago that I'm still really happy with. I feel like I captured the eye catch style quite well!

art museums should make it really hard to steal from. maybe they should even be allowed to KILL you. but when u succeed, they should let u keep it. u cant go to jail, they add u to a hall of fame, ur a celebrity, everyone loves u, free tickets for life

nobody knows where bread comes from

(first time astroturfing) damnnnn who else think chester the otter is sooo hot👀

had a dream i kept workshopping a tweet like "fun fact: reese invented reeses pieces so she could finally eat without a spoon" and getting frustrated that it wasnt funny

MADE MORE PUMPKINS BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUN YESTERDAY These ones featuring @tiberiusthyben.bsky.social, @ripleytheoriole.bsky.social, @punkbnuuy.bsky.social, and @fratboychester.bsky.social :3!

(first time astroturfing) damnnnn who else think chester the otter is sooo hot👀

every so often im reminded how hot the lactaid cow is i mean dammmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

its actually embarassing that anyone tries to make music when weezer already exists

in the mario galaxy movie they should have a scene where mario needs to pee but hes really annoyed because he has to take his overalls off to pee and hes like "ahhh i hate-a overalls almost as much as i hate mushrooms"

you should be allowed to say things you dont mean for attention. its not lying. its just words

why are pizzas only 2 dimensional shapes... circle..square...triangle. whats going on..

me when TACO BELL LOL!

i always HATED "bed time" now im finding out people ACTUALLY go to "sleep" and experience "dreams"?? thats not just a thing in tv and movies???? whole time i just thought it was just socially acceptable to lie motionless for hours and i didnt wanna be the weird one and say its sooooooo boringggg😭

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so how does pokemon za run on the switch 1

fuck it, i DO like when trailers spoil the whole movie. saves me $18.48 and 2 hours of my life (turns out i just hate movies)

you just made these two guys up LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO