nice try. not falling for that one

Love to eject my battery into oncoming traffic like lol it’s your problem now, buddy.

(LOUDLY) Joey's reskeeting about gods cum

Jeopardy: These fictitious children should have been more careful running uphill to draw water – in the nursery rhyme named after them, both fall and are injured.

me and my fianceee.....

nobody in history has ever been more vindicated than DmC haters lmfao

I would argue Inafune and especially Naka weren’t all that even during. I’ll never be able to think of Sonic Heroes dev time and not think that loser was a menace to the whole franchise

Puyo Puyo comic by Rei Mikamoto, from the Puyo Puyo Sun Official Guidebook.

damn bro you got the whole squad laughing #umamusume #agnestachyon #oguricap #puddiart

this post has been in my head for fucking weeks

Bruh

It really is reaching a point where everything I post is just - living nightmare - living nightmare - cool indie game you should check out - living nightmare - cool indie game you should check out - cool indie game you should check out - 2010 era status tweet like 'i want a coke' - living nightmare

WHY THE HELL IS IT JUST TUESDAY

Monday again huh

All-Knowing Joey

@chxckens.bsky.social 👋

#mflimp y'all, i feel different

If you rerun Three Houses discourse on any level on my timeline I’m just muting you I do not need to be back in 2021

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"

Clicking with Hollow Knight Really Really Hard I think in part because the first videogame I ever beat was zelda 2 on the GBA because my Dad said I wasn't allowed to play any other games until I beat Zelda 2, so I get into HK and every major enemy fight in the game is literally just this. I'm home

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

Made some good spaghetti today

found out there was a shooting incident really close to where I work, shit sucks out here, man

gold experience requiem

yearning hours are real tonight huh

please read this entire article

Subway mushroom strike takes out grandpa

I'm not letting this one go unarchived

I'm not letting this one go unarchived

Intrusive thoughts but instead of anything offensive or scary it's Tidus narration voice saying "i had forgotten about bisexuality" making me laugh mid-shower and choke on shampoo

Real Life Piklopedia

"Cabal" on NES has what is undeniably the most "dudes rock" level-complete animation of all time (🔊 sound on 🔊) [Source: youtu.be/muN6v-D4fjc ]

If I can hear someone blasting their music past my noise canceling earbuds you're playing shit way too fucking loud

removing the headphone jack is the worst shit to ever happen to people who take public transit because now everybody watches shit on their phone with the volume up in public

This article helped both me and my parents schedule vaccine appointments for today. Important, important, important.

So called "couples" when they play Kirby Golfing with their lives on the line

The EVO news really just is souring. The FGC has and always will be bigger than EVO but it sucks what should be the community’s biggest celebration is tainted. All this means is to please go out and support other majors, your regionals, your locals, and whatever smaller events you can!

New pinned post that's gotta be a highlight for the rest of my life

Hehe

OOMFIES DROPPING ENGAGEMENT ANNOUNCEMENT IN A JACKBOX PROMPT????

HELLO????