Here u go lil man all for u

Ough

word of advice to anyone reading: tokyo godfathers is never not free on whatever streaming service offers free titles. at this point it is easier to watch this on your own time than some of the canonized all-timers like charlie brown or grinch. heavily recommend making time for it

(writing down notes) DO NOT: fuck the turkey DO: dunk in oil

Oh cool that's me aw ye

my friend once asked me: and i answered: this was a subtle reference to the fact we were both muted in the call

communication

Steak N Shake going from a diner style thing with servers to "we have one guy on a grill and you order everything at a machine. you can pay with crypto. you need a qr code to get a drink" is so fucking depressing. The food still tastes fine but everything about the Dining Experience™ sucks

her: are you stupid? me:

Loops vol. 6

Call of duty is dying rt to make it die faster

Food battles on the TL today

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this is me if you even care

@crumbedup.bsky.social I'm so sorry for your loss

I consider it my professional obligation to inflict as much collateral psychic damage on passing web designers as possible.

I feel like this sometimes

I'd like to share this old video of hers, where she talks about her time working on the 3DO port of Doom. it's a wild story that stuck with me, and a reminder that sometimes "bad games" have amazing people working on them

America's first ever esports champion was Rebecca Heineman, a trans woman. She went on to found some of your favorite video game studios and worked on your favorite video games. Next time you see somebody rail about 'woke' and 'DEI' Remember that. Remember her.

I know I shouldn't get my hopes up with Sean but this interaction made me physically ill

DUDE COME ON THAT CANNOT BE YOUR CALLSIGN

Fighting GOTY 2025 leaked early and yuppppp you guys all guessed it. Tetherball has won fighting game of the year

Miss my friends Miss my partner :c

Literally how it felt

MY COPY OF UMAMUSUME IS FUCKED UP AND EVIL

“Filipinos wear flip-flops, just like americans do” talking like filipinos are aliens

Ah.

cryptid fish

we were driving past a mcdonaldd and their flag was half-mast

@chxckens.bsky.social 👋

thanks to my friend @conryan.bsky.social

Telling an RP partner "I want to RP smut. Right now. With you." and they said "While Nice Nature is watching?" TURN OFF THE FUCKINGG HORSE GAAAAAAAAAAAAME

I think everyone hates you for gasping out loud in the middle of the road at NIGHT

Wondering why I'm seeing subtweeting justified as a way to talk about what someone on your feed said without automatically siccing your following on them Like why do you HAVE to have public discourse about it? God invented DMs for a reason.

Man I wonder why people are complaining about people's justified subtweeting as a way to talk and automatically siccing their followings on them. Have public discourse.

Alright, I think I'm about ready. Let's raise some money for kids in need. www.twitch.tv/somecallmejohnny

WE NEED TO TALK.

joey is getting to find out it's always obvious when im posting cause my nails are so long they go clack clack clack clack

Preview of the upcoming weekend

faron HATES meijer cookies and wants them BURNED in a pile of TOXIC WASTE.

Thank fuckin god this shit ass day is over with