Whenever I think of live service gaming and balancing, I think of this comic

"this game seems interesting but I'm bad at rhythm games/shmups/fighting games/whatever" you deny your own curiosity out of a fear of not living up to a standard that does not exist to an audience that isn't even watching. you must overcome this to live a full and true life.

I mean, yeah www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

me after I give my miis the karate 101 dvd

Once again, my version is no less authentic than the original.

Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

Before we go any further, let's take a look to see exactly one broken egg on the floor.

MC Moon C

while we're on the subject of the discovery feed how many milquetoast dogshit liberal political cartoons do i have to dislike to stop seeing them?? this shit is Facebook quality. "our government is Bad 😒😒😒" woah no way truly the power of illustration has finally opened my eyes and not like. The News

scrolling bsky discovery feed is so goddamn boring like oh yeah that's why i only follow gay people and furries. no one else knows how to use the fuckin internet apparently

well, that was a fun exercise

Again - BlueSky was originally Jack Dorsey’s pet project to make a Web3 social media / NFT trading post until a bunch of trans furries got ahold of invite codes and started mass-proliferating them to other trans furries and then suddenly BlueSky was 90% queers and annoying leftists and Jack fled.

At chili’s

Risking It All for Some Dire, Dire, Dick

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Even after all this time we are still mystified

Pokémon Red & Blue ad (1998) #retro #art #gaming #Pokemon

your roflcopter suddenly looks a lot less impressive, as i roll up in my luxurious lmaousine

Super Bowl

He's just an early 2000s alternative platformer mascot #deadlock

bluesky was a short-lived social media website that was made to prime elder millennials into forwarding chain letters

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

black knight attempts to rob a bakery

there's this place at Gurnee Mills mall that sells "exotic snacks" and by that they mean. Buldak Samyang for like double the price of an identical pack you can get at Walmart

my proposal for a new IPA brand: "fell for it again award", and we cover the can in all kinds of tasty looking fruits done by talented artists but when they actually drink it it is, yet again, just more fucking hops

this site mostly sucks cus none of the funny people are posting on it and it's mostly just the artists. and like i love you all furry artists, but i need a good like 80/20 ratio between funny images and meaty thighs. the balance of funny to horny is sacred and vital to all life on earth

Drawing on the Alto is hard

you know i'm starting to realise no one on this website is having a good time. like tumblr is undergoing a mass user purge and it isn't even to this level. i mean shit sucks but i just don't think trapping yourself in the pit of misery simulator is super productive

look i wasn't gonna say anything but when you hear "10 years in the making" from a game by jonathan blow just know that a game never takes 10 years because of good employee relationships and clear leadership direction

someone pointed out that Faye looks like that pic of Jack Nicholson that dril uses in this frame to me once and I don't think I'll ever not see it like that

happy 28th birthday to the original beatmania, the progenitor of like 75% of rhythm games as we know them you are the dj, hit the key

in the mid-00s, Testsuya Mizuguchi saw the DS and PSP and said "okay, guess i gotta make one tall puzzle game and one wide puzzle game"

People asked me to make more Anti-ASMR videos so I gave it a shot. Welcome to the burger dimension.

goopiest css framework coming to you this fall position: goopy; display: goop; background-image: goop-animated; font-goopyness: 10; color-mix(in gooplab,black,white) = goopy gray

ZAQUVA being an Alicemetix alias makes so much sense that i kinda feel dumb for not realizing it earlier. like Basement Floor was basically just Bloody Bounce 2 the whole time. it was right in front of me. come on

soundcloud.com/turingsghost... 𝐶𝐴𝑁 𝐼 𝐻𝐴𝑉𝐸 𝑌𝑂𝑈𝑅 𝐴𝑇𝑇𝐸𝑁𝑇𝐼𝑂𝑁, 𝑃𝐿𝐸𝐴𝑆𝐸?

listen i love DJ Myosuke, i truly do, but putting one of his songs into a playlist is like playing Russian Roulette. i have reason to believe that man is mastering at positive LUFS. every time i put on my hardcore playlist on shuffle, i am at risk of being jumpscared by High Pressure Man

i do think the daft punk fortnite thing is genuinely a work of art, i'm shocked at the level of dedication here. but it also embodies the whole epic games model of You Will Own Nothing. there's never gonna be any plan to preserve this stuff in its entirety in an official way