Sam
@woolandthyme.bsky.social
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Queer fiber artist 🧶, non-denominational swamp homesteader 🌱, future author ✍️, weirdo ☠️
Ah yes another day in the office so I can sit in my cubicle next to my coworkers who yell into their phones all day on virtual meetings. I'll be here with my noise canceling headphones and sad fruit cup from the cafeteria
#collaboration
3 months ago
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Alt National Park Service
6 months ago
The Trump administration is advancing efforts to dismantle mental health services tailored for LGBTQ+ youth, particularly within the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet
6 months ago
"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the rayne, and the wynde, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir.
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I'm gonna need it to stop raining so I can light up this bitch (my new fire pit).
6 months ago
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I'm watching Alone Australia season 1 and my lord. What happened with the casting because damn these guys can't hang.
7 months ago
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Our boss ordered us good for lunch since we have a full in office day. I requested a chicken Caesar salad because pizza is a no go for me when not at home.
7 months ago
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Today is my first day back to 3 days a week in the office and my glasses broke. Bad omen.
8 months ago
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I may not have a greenhouse, but I do have this.
8 months ago
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It has been 0️⃣ days since the last greenhouse incident.
8 months ago
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The Onion
8 months ago
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]
https://theonion.com/democratic-leaders-stand-real-still-in-hopes-no-one-notices-them/
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As usual, a trip to the greenhouse fixed me. The garden layout is finalized, just in time for it to get warmer! Hopefully the rest of the structural stuff comes this week so I can finish all the building and order a big ol pile of dirt.
8 months ago
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Girls in the bathroom at tellus just asked me if I knew how to shake my butt and I was like "be so for real do I look like someone who knows how to shake their butt?"
8 months ago
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Alt National Park Service
8 months ago
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊
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Alt National Park Service
8 months ago
We want to send a message to the world: what has happened today is an absolute disgrace. It is completely un-American.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet
8 months ago
Ich have no thinge againste elegant dressinge, but the cult of the suit yn businesse ideologye ys ridiculous, superficial, and pettye.
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Jamie McKelvie
8 months ago
Do not, my friends, become addicted to water
add a skeleton here at some point
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The Ass is the father of the legs
8 months ago
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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I'm gonna be honest, being queer and wanting to have a baby in the year of our lord 2025 is a whole ass animal. Anyone know a dude who wants to help a sister out? Lol
8 months ago
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The Ken in Yellow
over 2 years ago
folk horror be like "here's some twigs arranged in a different than usual way"
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Martha Rich Art Projects
8 months ago
I made this the other night while procrastinating, mainly because I thought all the posts about the blackout were boring. It feels like there is momentum bringing people together!
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This past weekend I got yet another library card, this time at the little local library in the town we moved to. They still stamp cards with the due date. The upstairs room is for kids. I'm charmed.
#smalltownlife
8 months ago
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In a webinar (at work!) about legal considerations for the LGBTQ+ community. A woman just left in a huff because she "leans right but is an ally" and "she doesn't feel welcome." Girrrlllllllllllllll
8 months ago
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10/10 no notes
8 months ago
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We were being very cute and brought our cheesecake to bed. Except jokes on us, Louis tried to steal the whole cheesecake.
9 months ago
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Every year for our valentines dinner, we go to the Millworks for the art and brew crawl. Beer tastings and snacks and art and chatting with local artists. It's such a celebration of this city we live in and I love it.
9 months ago
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I went to a galentines party with my friend who is deemed our "backup date"/"third wheel". I slayed the champagne walk and won a bottle of bubbly. ❤️🩷💜 What a fun time!
9 months ago
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Do I need to start another project? No. Is that going to stop me from trying to finish something before our valentines day dinner on Wednesday? Also no! I love this yarn from Cat Sandwich Fibers! And it sparkles!
9 months ago
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I keep getting messages/calls that are asking if I want to run for local office. Yeah, I think I could fix everything for sure. I have the gay audacity.
9 months ago
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Look I love my gay bird son slay boots.
#pokemonviolet
9 months ago
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God I hate taking 2 sick days in a row but I stood up this morning and almost fell back down. So I guess it's another day on the couch watching House.
9 months ago
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actioncookBOOk
9 months ago
My LG washer: 🎶 your clothes are clean 🎶 My LG microwave: 🎶 your burrito is ready 🎶 My Zojirushi rice cooker: 🎶 perfectly cooked rice 🎶 My American-made egg cooker: EGGS! JESUS! FUCK!! EGGS!!!
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Joy-Ann Reid
9 months ago
Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.
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There are still 7 stops left and I'm just sleepy. Do you think I'd get in trouble if I fell asleep in this hotel lobby?
9 months ago
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I'm searching for a good walk and knit solution. This thing ain't it for me. I've been on a champagne stroll (think bar crawl but with bubbly) and all it's done is make a mess of my yarn and get tangled. 2/10
9 months ago
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Out with the old, in with the new. Looking forward to a lower profile watch tan this summer 😅
9 months ago
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So uh. Not jazzed about living so close to an airport...
9 months ago
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Set up my sewing station and got thru one row of quilt only to realize I don't really want to sew tonight *sigh* Total time to set up and take down is 4x longer than I spent sewing lol.
9 months ago
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I'm usually the passenger princess but will make this exception.
#corgisky
9 months ago
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Ever get so stressed at work that you carve a spoon about it? Would not recommend. Hands hurt. Much stabs.
9 months ago
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Look, I know it's the OCD talking but my god I'm tired of cleaning up other people's work.
9 months ago
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We've been watching Six Feet Under 🪦🖤
9 months ago
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Started a little something for the
#skyKAL
9 months ago
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Flew through this one the past few days! Fingers crossed the sequel will be part of BOTM because I really want a matching set. 🤞🤞
#booksky
9 months ago
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Hank Green
9 months ago
It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet
9 months ago
(•_•) <) )╯Hey plese do not cut / \ \(•_•) ( (> Artes and Humanityes programs / \ (•_•) <) )> when we neede them the most! / \
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Guess who forgot to take her meds this morning and didn't know for sure until it was too late. 🙃 Guess it's brain zaps until the morning. 🫠🫠🫠
9 months ago
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The Onion
9 months ago
Biologists Unveil New Taxonomic System Classifying Species By Hotness
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
12 months ago
Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism. We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
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Well now I gotta figure out what to do for this too! (I think I already have a good idea!)
add a skeleton here at some point
9 months ago
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Having a quiet crafty Sunday. I'm starting a new quilted floor cushion for the library so we can have more cozy places to read. I want to use some of these fun Fennec patches too!
9 months ago
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