This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

I'm in the office and took my noise canceling headphones off to hear someone talking about chicken alfredo on the phone. Working in the office is really providing me a lot of value, if you couldn't tell. Really riveting stuff.

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Ah yes another day in the office so I can sit in my cubicle next to my coworkers who yell into their phones all day on virtual meetings. I'll be here with my noise canceling headphones and sad fruit cup from the cafeteria #collaboration

The Trump administration is advancing efforts to dismantle mental health services tailored for LGBTQ+ youth, particularly within the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.

"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the rayne, and the wynde, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir.

I'm gonna need it to stop raining so I can light up this bitch (my new fire pit).

I'm watching Alone Australia season 1 and my lord. What happened with the casting because damn these guys can't hang.

Our boss ordered us good for lunch since we have a full in office day. I requested a chicken Caesar salad because pizza is a no go for me when not at home.

Today is my first day back to 3 days a week in the office and my glasses broke. Bad omen.

I may not have a greenhouse, but I do have this.

It has been 0️⃣ days since the last greenhouse incident.

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As usual, a trip to the greenhouse fixed me. The garden layout is finalized, just in time for it to get warmer! Hopefully the rest of the structural stuff comes this week so I can finish all the building and order a big ol pile of dirt.

Girls in the bathroom at tellus just asked me if I knew how to shake my butt and I was like "be so for real do I look like someone who knows how to shake their butt?"

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊

We want to send a message to the world: what has happened today is an absolute disgrace. It is completely un-American.

Ich have no thinge againste elegant dressinge, but the cult of the suit yn businesse ideologye ys ridiculous, superficial, and pettye.

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

I'm gonna be honest, being queer and wanting to have a baby in the year of our lord 2025 is a whole ass animal. Anyone know a dude who wants to help a sister out? Lol

folk horror be like "here's some twigs arranged in a different than usual way"

I made this the other night while procrastinating, mainly because I thought all the posts about the blackout were boring. It feels like there is momentum bringing people together!

This past weekend I got yet another library card, this time at the little local library in the town we moved to. They still stamp cards with the due date. The upstairs room is for kids. I'm charmed. #smalltownlife

In a webinar (at work!) about legal considerations for the LGBTQ+ community. A woman just left in a huff because she "leans right but is an ally" and "she doesn't feel welcome." Girrrlllllllllllllll

10/10 no notes

We were being very cute and brought our cheesecake to bed. Except jokes on us, Louis tried to steal the whole cheesecake.

Every year for our valentines dinner, we go to the Millworks for the art and brew crawl. Beer tastings and snacks and art and chatting with local artists. It's such a celebration of this city we live in and I love it.

I went to a galentines party with my friend who is deemed our "backup date"/"third wheel". I slayed the champagne walk and won a bottle of bubbly. ❤️🩷💜 What a fun time!

Do I need to start another project? No. Is that going to stop me from trying to finish something before our valentines day dinner on Wednesday? Also no! I love this yarn from Cat Sandwich Fibers! And it sparkles!

I keep getting messages/calls that are asking if I want to run for local office. Yeah, I think I could fix everything for sure. I have the gay audacity.

Look I love my gay bird son slay boots. #pokemonviolet

God I hate taking 2 sick days in a row but I stood up this morning and almost fell back down. So I guess it's another day on the couch watching House.

My LG washer: 🎶 your clothes are clean 🎶 My LG microwave: 🎶 your burrito is ready 🎶 My Zojirushi rice cooker: 🎶 perfectly cooked rice 🎶 My American-made egg cooker: EGGS! JESUS! FUCK!! EGGS!!!

Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.

There are still 7 stops left and I'm just sleepy. Do you think I'd get in trouble if I fell asleep in this hotel lobby?

I'm searching for a good walk and knit solution. This thing ain't it for me. I've been on a champagne stroll (think bar crawl but with bubbly) and all it's done is make a mess of my yarn and get tangled. 2/10

Out with the old, in with the new. Looking forward to a lower profile watch tan this summer 😅

So uh. Not jazzed about living so close to an airport...

Set up my sewing station and got thru one row of quilt only to realize I don't really want to sew tonight *sigh* Total time to set up and take down is 4x longer than I spent sewing lol.

I'm usually the passenger princess but will make this exception. #corgisky

Ever get so stressed at work that you carve a spoon about it? Would not recommend. Hands hurt. Much stabs.

Look, I know it's the OCD talking but my god I'm tired of cleaning up other people's work.

We've been watching Six Feet Under 🪦🖤

Started a little something for the #skyKAL

Flew through this one the past few days! Fingers crossed the sequel will be part of BOTM because I really want a matching set. 🤞🤞 #booksky

It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.

(•_•) <) )╯Hey plese do not cut / \ \(•_•) ( (> Artes and Humanityes programs / \ (•_•) <) )> when we neede them the most! / \

Guess who forgot to take her meds this morning and didn't know for sure until it was too late. 🙃 Guess it's brain zaps until the morning. 🫠🫠🫠

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