this year, let's skip the solstice and keep increasing the length of night

I love ebooks. I read them all the time, and I'm always stoked that my ebooks still sell at a good regular clip. But I get a special thrill when someone buys a physical book of mine. Like, that's going to be on someone's shelf somewhere. Just makes me smile so big.

Well, now I need Military Erotica with Dirigibles.

for my 2025 dating unwrapped I’m going to send out awards: - nicest butthole - actually made me cum - clout goblin - why are you wearing crocs - thanks for accusing me of stealing - I’m sorry I forgot your name - let’s get married & never speak again - gave me the ick in .5 seconds

But David French, the guys flipping out over Drag Queen Story Hour are the weak men creating hard times. If they think something has gone terribly wrong, and that the thing is people reading books to kids at a voluntary family event, that's insanely weak. And an excuse to act on irrational hatred.

Untitled (from The Age of Adolescence) — Joseph Sterling, ca. 1961

A young lad doing magic. I hope nothing goes wrong! www.patreon.com/InCaseArt

If their massive payout to Rogen didn’t convince you to leave Spotify, here’s some more data from you about how you screw over artists by using it.

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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

I haven't seen this important fact pointed out in a while, so for anyone who doesn't know: If you say "ChatGPT" in French, you are saying "cat, I farted."

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Dear Games Workshop, Hire Hazel to write a Warhammer novel, you cowards. Love and kisses, Cailín

Anna May Wong

Here is why Skyrim is weird. You have a thousand locations that are mostly similar. Here's an orc village, here's a Nord village, here's a elf camp, etc. Oh! And here's costume party that takes place in a demented clown's brain and all the goats can talk and you can win a wand that's a dildo.

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TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

Yes.

2 HONEY 2 CRISP

Why I love Bluesky? Huh. That's a really thoughtful post. Wow. She's able to handle that massive dildo really well. Heh. Alf. Oh, that's a great book rec. Is that...? Oh, yeah, that's a dick. Oooo Long read on video game history? Yes and thank you! Ah, boobs. Lovely boobs.

Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds

Still the greatest rule in any wargame in history.

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

A regular guy becomes the principal of a very peculiar school. It's magical! It's sweet! It's steamy! It's a wild ride! It's Happy Smut! a.co/d/8aeAwJh

Post your warning label

I mean, that's just tech in a general sense

Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists. These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.

Oh no! I think my nice big Kindle Scribe just bricked itself! I've got an old tiny one, but I want that big screen to read my smut!

You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.

Over on Whatever today I confirm that, indeed, all those emails authors and other writers are getting promising access to readers and book clubs and such are 100% scams, share all the scam emails I got just this morning, and note why they are all awful and bad: whatever.scalzi.com/2025/11/22/y...

I mean. I don't have a penis. But I was sort of under the impression that you generally don't want *any* kind of infection on your penis. But again. Don't have one. So what do I know.

art of sunstone artbook progressing!

Sunstone Artbook is LIVE! www.kickstarter.com/projects/top...

And it's a terrible thing to waste 😂🤣

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Rank in order of lewdness: Making out Petting Canoodling Getting hot and heavy Necking Fondling Cuddling Fooling around Groping

Lindsey Boylan was the first whistleblower to come forward with sexual misconduct allegations against Andrew Cuomo. Her accusations & those of 12 others were corroborated by the NY AG (and later by DOJ.) Cuomo resigned. Now he has lost again, and this picture is as unabashed a joy as you'll see.

(Tumblr HATES being advertised to. Tumblr loves...kittens. Go to your local shelter, make a $100 donation, and photograph your book with kittens. Or take a short video of them teething on it. Still a way better use of your money.)

Any unsolicited email that includes something like "I’m part of a private readers community about 2000+ active readers and social media reviewers. We’re not some forced review for hire thing. We just spotlight books that actually deserve to be seen, and yours hit that nerve." is a scam. I'm sorry.

Let's normalize going to the women's bathroom to get relationship advice

Lila has heard of this thing called “No Nut November” and Lila DOES NOT APPROVE. That does not sound healthy at all! Lila would like to help. She suggests the liberal application of #taboo #erotica, and she has some on sale 50% off this week!

If you're a dude who thinks no women are into Science Fiction, chances are women are avoiding you. Maybe reflect on why. Maybe grow as a person. Wouldn't your SciFi heroes want that for you?