if anyone is tempted to briefly hand it to John Roberts remember that he is about to finish his life’s work of destroying the Voting Rights Act and save yourself the trouble

I'm selling a rat feces supplement. It cures neuritis, neuralgia, nephritis and nostalgia and has been shown in rats to relieve bowel pressure.

A cheerful-ish reminiscence.

Who still lives from Robert Altman's movie, M*A*S*H? We just lost two in a matter of days.

Republicans can end this anytime they want by agreeing to a national gerrymandering ban. Until then, they are going to be made to understand pain.

A cheerful-ish reminiscence.

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The perfect thing is, everyone knows what this is about without actions that hit anyone over the head with melodrama. The significance is all supplied by the viewer, but the event evoked is clear.

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The right is bad at memes. This could be a good criterion for euthanasia. Along with class-enemy status

He is correct

If our government falls because of pedophilia, murder, and human trafficking, then maybe it needs to fall.

A system which cannot survive the truth about an underage rape cabal should not survive.

I'm tired of explaining why I don't like HRC, but I held my nose + voted for her in an entrenched 2 party system. The system is broken bc dark $ $, AIPAC $, billionaire $, Epstein $ runs both sides. Until we have a govt of, by, and for THE PEOPLE, we'll get more of this pushed on us (ahem, Newsom)

the more you learn about the antebellum south the more you transform into this every plantation owner should have been put to death

Happy Valentine's Day, schmucks

Again, further confirmation that the Earth would be better off without our species.

Bad Bunny, and memories of when I got to work with and admire a large group of very talented Puerto Rican musical artists.

this is so wildly amoral, illegal, unconstitutional, impeachable. what are we doing

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Bad Bunny, and memories of when I got to work with and admire a large group of very talented Puerto Rican musical artists.

Sunday, it was a good day to be a bad bunny.

Being a disaster in absolutely everything, the economy of president Trump's USA is in a terrible state. If America had been a smaller country, figures like these would mean an immidiate threat of national bankruptcy. The falling value of the USD will make this harder to face. www.us-debt-clock.com

Pam Bondi is a smirking ape's contribution to sewage.

Pam Bondi is back alley trash. Society needs her to be publicly flogged through the streets.

Sunday, it was a good day to be a bad bunny.

Gabbard needs to take a hit with a log splitter where her fontanelle used to be.

Shhh, don't tell Trump or anyone with access to him that he's constantly shooting himself in the foot, alienating voters as well as those allied to him in his authoritarian project.

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Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video

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“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.” Works for me.

Jeeezus that’s insane

Look, I’m a giant, MASSIVE nerd who wants to live in Iain Banks’ Culture as much as the next post-scarcity guy, but our current fill in the blank machines bear about as much relationship to intelligence as a duck does to a stealth bomber. All of this is so incredibly stupid.

Get in losers we’re doing central planning without the planning

Ate almost no meat today except for one small individual can of tuna on a salad, and one herring fillet. Otherwise it was all vegetation and cookies.

I love this. Gotta take what joy from small victories comes our way.

If it does, it's no thanks to you. You talked big but when push came to shove you did nothing to help your people. You caved to fake "law and order" pressure or whatever it was that made you so weak.

Trump's own appointed judge shuts down DOJ bid to seize voter data

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Quote from ?: "The people who needed their own halftime show are the same people who needed their own water fountains."

Former This is Hell! guest Noam Chomsky's wife's explanation of her and Noam's experience with the criminal friend of the wealthy, Jeffrey Epstein, with self-criticism:

*Green card application in process and work permit, married to US citizen *Lived in US for 20 years, no criminal record *In detention for five months with no charge, despite judge approving release *He disputes ICE claim that he signed forms agreeing to deportation

Big night for JD Vance at the Olympics: ⛸️”American star Alysa Liu almost missed skating in the short program becaue Vance’s motorcade was in the way. 🗣️ The opening ceremonies crowd booed wildly when Vance popped up on the Jumbotron. Oof

JD Vance motorcade being 100 cars long IN ITALY caused the USA figure skater to be 2 hours late and did not have the best performance as a result. Crazy how dumb this administration is.

We could've had Bernie and actually challenged the "divine right" of the überwealthy to oligopolize resources. Still, I would rather have had Hillary and Kamala than Trump. The parties are different. But apparently the Kool Aid of uncritical, gullible, id pol worship is a strongly related varietal