BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

Drinking cocktails because my credit card incentivizes me to do so.

🎶 sunrise, sunset 🎶

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" #lotr Happy Tolkien Reading Day!

Hush now. Robert D. Manfred Jr. is talking.

Big bug, little letters, HUGE FUCKING AD.

How can this score bug be so fucking massive and yet be completely unreadable?

Last time Hofstra made the tournament, they had to shut down the entire global economy to stop them from winning it all. Nothing like that could possibly happen again.

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (1999). Criminally underrated game.

Well I've had my free burrito and now I'm ready to judge the second round of a mock trial competition.

I honestly can't imagine talking about any colleague like this.

The Aeneid declares that the Roman's arts will be to 'crown peace with laws, to spare in war the humbled and to war down the proud' and yet at the end of the poem, when Turnus is humbled, Aeneas murders him in the last line of the poem - a stark comment on Roman self-perception.

Couldn't have happened to a bigger piece of shit than Stefon Diggs. GFF.

can you imagine if you found out your friend was using AI to talk to you via text and email? what planet are these jerks living on?

Looks like winter will kill the needle snakes and we won't need those mountain gorillas at all.

Rhode Island is jumping on board. AI is doomed. www.wpri.com/target-12/ai...

I'm going to buy one, and then write posts that begin with prefatory stuff about how I love my Optimus and then are like "it is odd that all it does is piss and there's no way to make it not piss. It doesn't seem like robots would have to piss, and Tesla has not been very helpful wrt the pissing."

Can't wait for the "Hello Professor, I hope you're well. I will not be in class this morning due to an unexpected illness-- please let me know if there is anything I will be missing so that I can prepare for the next class." ... "ok see you next week"

"They're restarting Papa's program. They're making new numbers." Christ what a crock.

2001-era-Starcraft-ripoff-RTS level naming here. Golden Fleet.

the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain

Showing up to my $7,000 Amtrak sleeper room with two full size typewriters and enough ether to choke a donkey.

I cannot

Hooting with delight every time the camera finds Max Scherzer in the dugout making one of the facial expressions that George C. Scott made in Dr. Strangelove at the maximum possible intensity.

[The Increasingly Poor Decisions] of Túrin Turambar

If anyone ever needs a Stephen Piscotty jersey, I've got you covered.

OHTANI'S CHEEK LOOKS AWFULLY SHINY. HASHTAGCHECKTHECHEATCHEEK

How'd I find a World Series feed without announcing? This is glorious.

Jacked upppp!!!!

Second most idiotic and preventable defeat in the last 24 hours.

Yankees fans eyes rolling completely back and turning black, heads tilting backwards at an impossible angle, and their jaws opening and opening horribly like a shark's as they all emit the PC Richard Whistle Sound as one.

I lied. I finished the emails twenty minutes ago. Now I'm just scrollin'.

The second backlash

I can't imagine the nightmare of having a soulless construct approaching the likeness of a deceased family member being shoved in my face over and over again.

Sitting here in this Wantagh diner, having my coffee, writing out emails on a legal pad to send later, and listening to the hostess and my waitress kvetch about all the other girls who work there.

WELL YA SEE, MISS POPE.

This is as compelling as South Park CEO Nwabudike Morgan chasing that Peacekeeping son of a $&@# Pravin Lal off his land in the Longevity Vaccine cutscene.

October: king of all months

HashtagDroughtWatch2025: The Drought Expands.

Accidentally raptured into heaven with all the evangelicals and somehow one of them has already set up the worst barbecue place imaginable. There's a banner out front where the illustration depicts a pig that has a goatee and is wearing a handgun in a holster. Everything tastes like corn syrup.

"You're gonna wait until 4pm for pickup because I'm not spending my entire day waiting in line"

GFF.

"stick to menswear"

No child has ever grown up on a "Leisure Drive".

Pliny: just had my literate Greek slave export my food data (by speaking to me) to confirm and I spent 30,000HS on doormice and imported wines last year...how is anyone living on 750HS/yr?

Matt Walsh's imaginary professor: "good morning student-comrades. today we learn how to bayonet a white Christian capitalist while taking trans hormones" actual average professor: "folks, I am begging you, please do the reading for tomorrow this time. it is five pages"