Doing this to cars full of high people is a betrayal of Taco Bell’s social contract with our nation

Time for my quarterly listen

A Mother's Day to remember

The Mother’s Day Brewers are nature’s most unstoppable force

Ozzy the moment he wasn’t on the same beach as cirie #survivor50

Personal cross to bear is that my swipe to text usually writes Bears when I’m intending to write Brewers. Humiliating as a wisco sports fan and inconvenient for how often i text about the brewers

I swear to God, if they don't show the score on the jumbotron with the four 5 cards,

Oh this is sick lmao

Brice turang is soooo good dude

Listening to the white sox radio broadcast at work is great. Listening to the same five AI-generated ads during every break rather than the local ads is not so great. Just let me listen to the local ads mlb

Brewers have to face skubal and skenes back to back

Fuck you Jimmy Fallon #survivor50

Cannot stand how baseball broadcasts will digitally cover the home plate ads with different ads. It’s never clean, the outline of the batter catcher and ump are blurry, and it gets way worse when there’s a swing or the ball moves over the ad. Extremely distracting

You know how at the fair they have the game where you bang the sledgehammer and the lil guy goes up the pole? My bat will have a version of that in the urinals. If you get to the top a sensor goes off and we give you a free drink. Idk what the girl equivalent of that is but we’ll try to accommodate

Tampa bars don’t have high life. No class

Twice on my Florida trip they have mentioned a Mahi special. Not mahi mahi. Are we all not that hungry? Just another way ozempic culture affects us all.

Wanna pick the brain of the one (?) guy at work who doesn’t flush his toilet. Do you think it looks cool big boy? Are you that proud of what you’ve made?

We’re just gonna keep mashing the Aaron ashby button until his arm is ground beef

Been talking to a lot of AI bots on the phone and in drive thrus lately. The more frequently and quickly you cut them off the quicker you get to a real person, don’t be afraid to be rude to the clankers

There is a growing section of shirtless Rockies fans at Coors Field chanting "Take it off, take it off!" the group is getting bigger as more topless people join

Baseball fight alert

This is it. The perfect sports blooper.

Holy shit these two photos from Artemis II that were shared just a bit ago.

For the first time since 2012, the brewers do not have a Peralta on their 40 man.

Since it’s Friday and I can’t stop thinking about baseball here are my 4 favorite baseball pictures of all time

Brewers opening day lineup: Turang 2B Contreras C Yelich DH Vaughn 1B Bauers LF Frelick RF Hamilton 3B Mitchell CF Ortiz SS Misiorowski P

Brewers AA affiliate changed their name from the Carolina Mudcats to the Wilson Warbirds. Look at that whimsical catfish. Now look at the troop bird. Huge downgrade

In game interview looks like shit. Awful background, scorebug missing

If I missed the first 157 seasons of mlb will this one make sense

Me pirating Giants Yankees opening day cuz they have it on netflix for some reason

Ted’s official 2026 mlb standings prediction. Since last year I was so spot on #mlb

Ah! gentle cheese. Once again thou appearest at noontime with your delights

You dumb sons of bitches are bringing finished sandwiches to work in your little sack lunch. I’m bring the INGREDIENTS to my sandwich to work in a large cooler and assembling my sandwich on-site

College bball is awesome* cuz a team can just not score for like 5 minutes at a time. Sometimes if you’re lucky it’s like 8-10 minutes *dumb as hell

Venezuelan commentary of the last out

Come on Venezuela

One of the simplest and brightest joys in my life is when I hear a new song with a key change and I get to add it to my key changes playlist

Oh this is one of those observations that’s going to stick with me for a long time

The Randy Arozarena-Cal Raleigh Conflict, as Told by Jane Austen www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

Wait no second tiebreaker is runs allowed, where Mexico leads 7-17. So it’s something like Mexico beats Italy and Italy scores less than 10 lmao this is very possible

Team Italy, I’m just saying. Maybe you let Mexico stomp you tomorrow. Maybe team usa fails to advance. That’d be funny right? Like really funny. I’m just saying

It sucks hearing pretty much any foreign PxP announcer call a big baseball play and then have to go back to all the American announcers give absolutely nothing. Incredible baseball described in the most joyless, bored way possible #worldbaseballclassic

Time for some #wbc baseball baby

the new Gorillaz album fucks

My baseball coach is hosting this event on Sunday!

A Brief List of Pitchers I Believe Could Knock an Apple off My Head Without Maiming Me blogs.fangraphs.com/a-brief-list...

New frontiers in sabermetrics, folks.