Five jobs I’ve had: -

do you guys know I like nix?

guys i think w social might be bad ? romeo help me i need an awesome european opinion my yankee brain is incapable of knowing if this is bad or not

1738 🗣️🗣️ I’M LIKE HEY WHAT’S UP HELLO‼️‼️‼️ SEEN YOUR PRETTY ASS SOON AS YOU CAME IN THE DOOR 💯💯 I JUST WANNA CHILL, GOT A SACK FOR US TO ROLL 👽🛸 MARRIED TO THE MONEY, INTRODUCED HER TO MY STOVE 🥶⛓️ SHOWED HER HOW TO WHIP IT, AND NOW SHE REMIXING IT FOR LOW 💥🛰️👾

my alien spacsip wont start </3

we should bully Europeans more

i’m like hey what’s up hello 🗣️

1738

eating my gren alueb spagettea

@lewis.moe who up planting they habdleplants

👽

six seben ,,.

same

i won't stop until aliens have #equalrights

@coil-habdle.ebil.club woag everyone's the same angle at the same time

dis me btw

@lewis.moe this is an insane amount of work you've done in a month. The pds is looking really good tangled.org/lewis.moe/bs...

mutilate your body until its yours

alternative: @listifications.app except it DMs you whenever you post lands in Discover so you can just delete it instead

hell is sleeping at your parents house for several days without any stuffed animals

i am sory for spreding lies ...,candel is neber and waz neber alerin....it iz just fake news mad up bty me ,,,ebil alern . thank u for ur atnetion to dis matter

"ugghhhh im soooo tired" - quote from girl who refuses to go to bed

internalized alienphobia:

too horny to sleep not horny enough to jerk off, kill me

got 10 round mags for the RXM 🥀

Seriously fuck bluesky for the shitty ass discover feed. These people should not be seeing my posts. These bunch of generic fucking gooners should not be looking at my posts. Much less liking them. I post a picture and then there's "guy who really loves big Italian cocks" liking it.

The allegations are false, Candle is not an alien. 🕯️❌👽

also all cats r alienzs

gallons per 100mi >>>> miles per gallon

dis u

trans people do not owe you gender abolition

guess wat

not fun fact (because im evil) we are all alienz 🛸 #alienfacts #eebilfacts

Oh my god it works

how can u explains DIS then‼️

i m dhe cereal biter!

holy shit i love soju

why are men

am crunk 🥀

youtu.be/Ev3lZClnLhQ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ᓭ⍑𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ⍑ᒷꖎ!¡ ᒲᒷ ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲ⚍リ╎ᓵᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲ|| ⍑𝙹ᒲᒷ !¡ꖎᔑリᒷℸ ̣ 👽📡🛰️

i NEED laser rn 😭😭

restoring my 80 year old Winchester would fix me fr

sho gleepy……..

reply to this to get bit 📡